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The Best Cheap Foods in Neopia

Can't afford to feed your neopet good food? Think again!

by danielleplicka
How to Be a Responsible Neo-Chatter

We tend to forget that there are people behind these pixels, we forget all the times we’ve done the same things those we criticize have done, and in a way, we choose to forget.

by yngstr
The Basic Guide to Maraquan Neopets

There are rumors that Maraquans can't live on land- well, they're wrong! Sure, it may be slightly harder if they do, but it isn't impossible.

by reeses_pet
How to Plan Neopian Domination

Start out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.

by silvernonsense
How to Make a Great Petpage Game Guide

Guides are intended to provide their users with information or tips on various parts of Neopia.

by justlilly
Denewbiefication!

With 5 easy steps, your account can be whisked from newbie status to give an appearance of an amazing experienced account.

by dzz233
To Lab Or Not To Lab

To lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.

by xxo_kacobs_oxx
Booktastic

Hidden in a corner of the orange complex, you can find the Booktastic Book Shop.

by iloenchen
Thesis on the Sleeping Patterns of Turmaculus

A Factually Incorrect Paper About the Sleeping Patterns of Turmy!

by badbadak
Mastering Maths Nightmare

Division is the easiest way to get lots of NP.

by 9shorerd
Top Ten Superpacks of All Time

A blast from the past covering all of best Superpacks of the NC Mall's history!

by likeshshnia
A Salute to the Lenny Conundrum

In honor of this puzzling pastime's upcoming 300th problem, here are 15 things you may not know.

by lkozma
 
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"The Story of a Silent Prisoner" by dragonstorm_75
I still wish for freedom, ever wondering when Lord Darigan shall release me from my cold, unforgiving cell. I write my diary now, for two reasons. One is because I cannot speak, and two is because I want others to know of my plight, and what happened oh so many years ago that robbed me of my life and speech... I was once a noble, brave protector of the Darigan Citadel before its destruction...




Other Stories


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The First Day
...I smiled as I sat up and stretched. My life was perfect.

by sinqua

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Zor and the Angel Blob
"Nothing's the matter," said the tiny Chia sullenly, ripping another piece off the grass.

by yoyote

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Dreaming Upon a Full Moon: Part One
"Glimson," my mother shouted the second I walked in the door. She had a stern look on her face. "Where have you been?"

by plushies_lovergg

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Smell the Scents: Part Five
"Joe, are you sure this is safe?" asked Timmy nervously. They had been plodding along Joe's thin path for a while now...

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Freedom to the Funny Pages 6
Keep the spirit alive!

by nickulla

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Meepit Juice Break?
Never ask a question about Meepits drinking juice.

Story by espeons_darkside

by fawazs22




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