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||Issue: 380 | 20th day of Awakening, Y11
|The Best Cheap Foods in NeopiaCan't afford to feed your neopet good food? Think again!|
|How to Be a Responsible Neo-ChatterWe tend to forget that there are people behind these pixels, we forget all the times we’ve done the same things those we criticize have done, and in a way, we choose to forget.|
|The Basic Guide to Maraquan NeopetsThere are rumors that Maraquans can't live on land- well, they're wrong! Sure, it may be slightly harder if they do, but it isn't impossible.|
|How to Plan Neopian DominationStart out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.|
|How to Make a Great Petpage Game GuideGuides are intended to provide their users with information or tips on various parts of Neopia. |
|Denewbiefication!With 5 easy steps, your account can be whisked from newbie status to give an appearance of an amazing experienced account. |
|To Lab Or Not To LabTo lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.|
|BooktasticHidden in a corner of the orange complex, you can find the Booktastic Book Shop.|
|Thesis on the Sleeping Patterns of TurmaculusA Factually Incorrect Paper About the Sleeping Patterns of Turmy!|
|Mastering Maths NightmareDivision is the easiest way to get lots of NP. |
|Top Ten Superpacks of All TimeA blast from the past covering all of best Superpacks of the NC Mall's history!|
|A Salute to the Lenny ConundrumIn honor of this puzzling pastime's upcoming 300th problem, here are 15 things you may not know.|
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A Salute: The Lenny Conundrum
As you may know, the 300th Lenny Conundrum will soon be published. In honor of this occasion, I've compiled a list of memorable moments, tips, and trivia about the Lenny Conundrum. The Lenny Conundrum debuted on March 23, 2001. You'll notice that the Lenny shown in the News for that day looks quite different from the current Lenny. The previous Lenny had a beard, and his hat and robe did not have stars on them...
Our trip began in the treacherous jungle of my room. My energetic gallion, Keegan, helped me pack...
|The Sword of Brightvale: Part One|
"A story about my family, but from a very, very long time ago, when Meridell had another king and court. A story of intrigue, deception, knights, but also of wit and intelligence."