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||Issue: 380 | 20th day of Awakening, Y11
|The Best Cheap Foods in NeopiaCan't afford to feed your neopet good food? Think again!|
|How to Be a Responsible Neo-ChatterWe tend to forget that there are people behind these pixels, we forget all the times we’ve done the same things those we criticize have done, and in a way, we choose to forget.|
|The Basic Guide to Maraquan NeopetsThere are rumors that Maraquans can't live on land- well, they're wrong! Sure, it may be slightly harder if they do, but it isn't impossible.|
|How to Plan Neopian DominationStart out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.|
|How to Make a Great Petpage Game GuideGuides are intended to provide their users with information or tips on various parts of Neopia. |
|Denewbiefication!With 5 easy steps, your account can be whisked from newbie status to give an appearance of an amazing experienced account. |
|To Lab Or Not To LabTo lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.|
|BooktasticHidden in a corner of the orange complex, you can find the Booktastic Book Shop.|
|Thesis on the Sleeping Patterns of TurmaculusA Factually Incorrect Paper About the Sleeping Patterns of Turmy!|
|Mastering Maths NightmareDivision is the easiest way to get lots of NP. |
|Top Ten Superpacks of All TimeA blast from the past covering all of best Superpacks of the NC Mall's history!|
|A Salute to the Lenny ConundrumIn honor of this puzzling pastime's upcoming 300th problem, here are 15 things you may not know.|
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"My First Day in Neopia" by averryyy
Today I entered the world of Neopia. No, I'm not a newly created pet or brand new item that's just been released. I'm a newbie, and this is my story. It was so overwhelming when I first got here! I first found myself in the crowded welcoming center, smashed against one of the walls. I didn't stay long, because after fifteen minutes of not moving an inch, I figured that I wasn't going to learn...
Our trip began in the treacherous jungle of my room. My energetic gallion, Keegan, helped me pack...
Presumably, because I'm Darigan, everyone would think I have no heart or something, that I'm just an emotionless statue – what a false accusation!