|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 380 | 20th day of Awakening, Y11
|The Best Cheap Foods in NeopiaCan't afford to feed your neopet good food? Think again!|
|How to Be a Responsible Neo-ChatterWe tend to forget that there are people behind these pixels, we forget all the times we’ve done the same things those we criticize have done, and in a way, we choose to forget.|
|The Basic Guide to Maraquan NeopetsThere are rumors that Maraquans can't live on land- well, they're wrong! Sure, it may be slightly harder if they do, but it isn't impossible.|
|How to Plan Neopian DominationStart out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.|
|How to Make a Great Petpage Game GuideGuides are intended to provide their users with information or tips on various parts of Neopia. |
|Denewbiefication!With 5 easy steps, your account can be whisked from newbie status to give an appearance of an amazing experienced account. |
|To Lab Or Not To LabTo lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.|
|BooktasticHidden in a corner of the orange complex, you can find the Booktastic Book Shop.|
|Thesis on the Sleeping Patterns of TurmaculusA Factually Incorrect Paper About the Sleeping Patterns of Turmy!|
|Mastering Maths NightmareDivision is the easiest way to get lots of NP. |
|Top Ten Superpacks of All TimeA blast from the past covering all of best Superpacks of the NC Mall's history!|
|A Salute to the Lenny ConundrumIn honor of this puzzling pastime's upcoming 300th problem, here are 15 things you may not know.|
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"My First Day in Neopia" by averryyy
Today I entered the world of Neopia. No, I'm not a newly created pet or brand new item that's just been released. I'm a newbie, and this is my story. It was so overwhelming when I first got here! I first found myself in the crowded welcoming center, smashed against one of the walls. I didn't stay long, because after fifteen minutes of not moving an inch, I figured that I wasn't going to learn...
Presumably, because I'm Darigan, everyone would think I have no heart or something, that I'm just an emotionless statue – what a false accusation!
There was something about fleafs, though... maybe because they were so miniscule, maybe because as soon as you saw one it jumped – vanished – and then you had no idea where it was.
|Chasing Moons: Part Two|
The view through the windshield was a chaotic swirl of purple and black. She had to drag her hands around the array of buttons to ignite the secondary jets. This was, if it could so be called, the tricky part.