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The Best Cheap Foods in Neopia

Can't afford to feed your neopet good food? Think again!

by danielleplicka
How to Be a Responsible Neo-Chatter

We tend to forget that there are people behind these pixels, we forget all the times we’ve done the same things those we criticize have done, and in a way, we choose to forget.

by yngstr
The Basic Guide to Maraquan Neopets

There are rumors that Maraquans can't live on land- well, they're wrong! Sure, it may be slightly harder if they do, but it isn't impossible.

by reeses_pet
How to Plan Neopian Domination

Start out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.

by silvernonsense
How to Make a Great Petpage Game Guide

Guides are intended to provide their users with information or tips on various parts of Neopia.

by justlilly

With 5 easy steps, your account can be whisked from newbie status to give an appearance of an amazing experienced account.

by dzz233
To Lab Or Not To Lab

To lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.

by xxo_kacobs_oxx

Hidden in a corner of the orange complex, you can find the Booktastic Book Shop.

by iloenchen
Thesis on the Sleeping Patterns of Turmaculus

A Factually Incorrect Paper About the Sleeping Patterns of Turmy!

by badbadak
Mastering Maths Nightmare

Division is the easiest way to get lots of NP.

by 9shorerd
Top Ten Superpacks of All Time

A blast from the past covering all of best Superpacks of the NC Mall's history!

by likeshshnia
A Salute to the Lenny Conundrum

In honor of this puzzling pastime's upcoming 300th problem, here are 15 things you may not know.

by lkozma
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A Salute: The Lenny Conundrum

As you may know, the 300th Lenny Conundrum will soon be published. In honor of this occasion, I've compiled a list of memorable moments, tips, and trivia about the Lenny Conundrum. The Lenny Conundrum debuted on March 23, 2001. You'll notice that the Lenny shown in the News for that day looks quite different from the current Lenny. The previous Lenny had a beard, and his hat and robe did not have stars on them...

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He half smiled. "I still haven't seen you fight with that skinny sword of yours. It's just for show, isn't it?"

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Her Majesty's Champions: Part Three
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Little Chia, Let Me Come In
Hmmm... tempting.

Idea by sariphe

by marilltachiquin

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