|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 380 | 20th day of Awakening, Y11
|The Best Cheap Foods in NeopiaCan't afford to feed your neopet good food? Think again!|
|How to Be a Responsible Neo-ChatterWe tend to forget that there are people behind these pixels, we forget all the times we’ve done the same things those we criticize have done, and in a way, we choose to forget.|
|The Basic Guide to Maraquan NeopetsThere are rumors that Maraquans can't live on land- well, they're wrong! Sure, it may be slightly harder if they do, but it isn't impossible.|
|How to Plan Neopian DominationStart out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.|
|How to Make a Great Petpage Game GuideGuides are intended to provide their users with information or tips on various parts of Neopia. |
|Denewbiefication!With 5 easy steps, your account can be whisked from newbie status to give an appearance of an amazing experienced account. |
|To Lab Or Not To LabTo lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.|
|BooktasticHidden in a corner of the orange complex, you can find the Booktastic Book Shop.|
|Thesis on the Sleeping Patterns of TurmaculusA Factually Incorrect Paper About the Sleeping Patterns of Turmy!|
|Mastering Maths NightmareDivision is the easiest way to get lots of NP. |
|Top Ten Superpacks of All TimeA blast from the past covering all of best Superpacks of the NC Mall's history!|
|A Salute to the Lenny ConundrumIn honor of this puzzling pastime's upcoming 300th problem, here are 15 things you may not know.|
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"Unbottled: The True Story of Balthazar" by alexmajor9
His upbringing was never was an easy one, as his father left home while he was still a newborn cub, but Balthazar's mother would always make sure that Balthazar felt protected and safe; little did she know that this could not be the case for long. Because one day they would venture to the inner Haunted Woods, where Balthazar's story would begin, and a nightmare would plague...
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He had a perfect view of Kiko Lake - the small, round houses with windows shaped like portholes, the dark edges of the forest, and the glass bottom boats...
|My First Day in Neopia|
Today I entered the world of Neopia. No, I'm not a newly created pet or brand new item that's just been released. I'm a newbie, and this is my story.