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P.A.R.E.

Pet altering random events, or P.A.R.E. for short, can't be considered either bad or good.

by tripotage
The Reasoning Behind the Techo Master

Neopians from all around have pondered why the Techo Master avatar has been "the chosen one".

by fenomenal
Tips for Restarting in Neopia

After a struggle to worm my way back into Neopian society, I've decided to be selfless and noble and offer up my personal methods of success.

by horseshoe1414
The AC Games

Avatar Simon Says and Avatar Survivor. While both sound like easy to play games, there are many rules, which tend to leave most people confused.

by neo_gurly48
The Pant Devil: Malicious Fiend, or Helpful Friend?

What is the Pant Devil, exactly?

by bluefeatheredwings
A Most Serious Guide to Writing Epic Novels

Novel-writing, that's where the big money is.

by neocoladdict
How to Keep Your Neopets Happy

Step one to your neopet's happiness would be...

by lefaii
Advanced Shapeshifter Guide

I'm here to try and help you get past some of those rather irritating later levels in Shapeshifter.

by htamale
NeoCash in Review: The Best Items of Y10!

It's time to look back on the NC Mall, and everything it has brought us! So here it is, my list of amazing NC Mall items of Year 10!

by giggilogalmewmew
Shenkuu Tangram: Untangling the Tangram

In Shenkuu Tangram, it is easier to distinguish between the shapes, since they all have their identifying colors.

by justlilly
 
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The Reasoning



Neopians from all around have pondered why the Techo Master avatar has been "the chosen one". Why this avatar alone was the one that The Neopets Team decided to put right next to the Avatars/NeoSignature board (also called the AC for short). Obviously, they must have known that this would become the image describing the picture we see in our heads when we merely think of the board. So... why THAT avatar?



Other Stories


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When Your Owner is Crazy
I'm not making this stuff up. It doesn't get any weirder than this.

by soundboard

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Trials of the Tax Beast
The user narrowed her eyes. "What percentage?" Her outer mask of anger and defiance slipped as her eyes flicked back to her purse nervously...

by seegensays

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Inevitable Betrayal: Part Three
Her last memory was of venturing to the kitchen for a snack, and then nothing. There was a big, black void where time had been lost that she couldn't account for.

by ayame_23

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Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part Nine
"Vampra? Oh, Vampra... I... I thought you were dead!" Silverfang got up to hug his daughter, but she jumped back and drew her sword...

by firedoomcaster

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PWNed by the lab #1
OMG SO EXCITING!!!!

by empoleon07

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Floating On A Tin Can
Maybe you think too much.

by zojo_rocamadour



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