|The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke*
||Issue: 364 | 17th day of Collecting, Y10
|Eating Healthy in a Not So Healthy NeopiaHealth Food Quiggle: No! There's no secret! It is almost all common sense - just eat a balanced diet.|
|Wanna Be Funny?You have probably been submitting funny captions for a while, but have never been chosen. That, my friend, is the reason that fate brought you here today to read this article. |
|A Beginner's Guide to Trading PetsMake sense of the madness and hustle and bustle that is the trading game.|
|Gathows: Neopia's Forgotten TreasureWe all have a characteristic star shaped marking on our foreheads, which makes us easily identifiable. This marking isn't just for looks; it serves a purpose. |
|Well-Rounded NeopetsIs your neopet really healthy? Many Neopians nowadays have lost the essence of caring for their pets.
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|The Wonders of Neo FungusNeopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain.
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|A Neopian's Guide to 'Pound Surfing'Pound surfing is simply a name given to the process of searching the Pound for rare, high level and limited edition pets.|
|Jess's Guide to Guild AdvertisingI’m here to give you a couple of easy tips on successfully gaining members in your guild!|
|Food for the FrugalTired of omelette day after day, after day, after day, after day, after- you get the idea.|
|Mysteries of Neopia RevealedAttack of Neopian amatuer home video... oh wait, nevermind; that's the Neovision.|
|Stage Frights! A Guide to Halloween DecorI'm going to let you in on my secrets to a spooktacular Halloween display that will knock the socks off all of your neighbours! |
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The following word will cause one (or more!) of three reactions: a) Screams b) Hurl c) Death. What utterly horrible, squishy, slimy, terrifying thing could cause such reactions? None other but fungus, of course! When most people see or hear of fungus, a disgusting, moldy granny's bathtub comes to mind. And hey, we can't blame you for recalling these sickening images. But really... in the nick of its uber filthiness, Neopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain...
Kippy, you really should take a deep breath and think about the neomail you sent.
|Cold as Snow|
He regarded the short pink Xweetok in front of him. For a minute it seemed like he wasn't going to answer her at all, but then he spoke in an icy tone.
|Heart of Ice: Part One|
One of the most interesting places I have ever explored was the Ice Caves beneath Terror Mountain. These are passageways left in an enormous glacier, some thousands of cubic miles...