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Eating Healthy in a Not So Healthy Neopia

Health Food Quiggle: No! There's no secret! It is almost all common sense - just eat a balanced diet.

by koitlumm
Wanna Be Funny?

You have probably been submitting funny captions for a while, but have never been chosen. That, my friend, is the reason that fate brought you here today to read this article.

by firon_silver343
A Beginner's Guide to Trading Pets

Make sense of the madness and hustle and bustle that is the trading game.

by ashesviolet
Gathows: Neopia's Forgotten Treasure

We all have a characteristic star shaped marking on our foreheads, which makes us easily identifiable. This marking isn't just for looks; it serves a purpose.

by ghost_spyder
Well-Rounded Neopets

Is your neopet really healthy? Many Neopians nowadays have lost the essence of caring for their pets.

Also by noob

by earthlingdreamz

The Wonders of Neo Fungus

Neopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain.

Also by cibola

by winslow_114

A Neopian's Guide to 'Pound Surfing'

Pound surfing is simply a name given to the process of searching the Pound for rare, high level and limited edition pets.

by shuvininababa
Jess's Guide to Guild Advertising

I’m here to give you a couple of easy tips on successfully gaining members in your guild!

by jessitude
Food for the Frugal

Tired of omelette day after day, after day, after day, after day, after- you get the idea.

by doopingla
Mysteries of Neopia Revealed

Attack of Neopian amatuer home video... oh wait, nevermind; that's the Neovision.

by argetl
Stage Frights! A Guide to Halloween Decor

I'm going to let you in on my secrets to a spooktacular Halloween display that will knock the socks off all of your neighbours!

by giggilogalmewmew
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"Assuming" by champ100543
I would have neomailed more but I've been so BUSY. Maybe you have, too, but couldn't you throw together a neomail every now and then? Remember last Halloween? We dressed up like vampires and ran around scaring the little kids and egging old people's houses. It was really fun. We ALWAYS spend Halloween together. Why didn't you call and make plans?

Other Stories


Spirit Brothers
"The city is just through those vines," said Raan. "Unless you're too scared to spend the night there, big brother."

by rat_terrier_lover_12


Cold as Snow
He regarded the short pink Xweetok in front of him. For a minute it seemed like he wasn't going to answer her at all, but then he spoke in an icy tone.

by punctuation_ninja


Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part One
"Hurry, Mom! I see the ship!" Roselia urged, spotting the grand galleon at the edge of the dock.

by vanessa1357924680


The Chronicles of Terror Mountain: Part Three
"I've been thinking about an idea that could work to solve both problems," the Snow Faerie continued, nervously biting her lip.

by deathxwisher


UA: Halloween Quest, Part 1
What are you dressing up as for Halloween?

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by water_park1993


Say... CHEESE!
Sajt and the Cheeseroller

by maryboszy

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