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A Closer Look at the Kadoatery

They don't have to wail so loudly, really. It's not as if they're not taken good care of.

by yoyote
Becoming a Responsible Petpetsitter

So your neopet is asking for their own petpet, eh? -malicious laughter- this should shoot their hopes down...

by errion
The Last Smiley: Your Last Trophy?

It's your task to find the smileys and take them back to Neopia.

by leeteh
The Neoboards: How to Steer Clear of the Drama

The most appropriate- and difficult- thing to do in these kinds of situations is simply to be polite.

by the_past___
A Pot of Gold At the End of the Rainbow?

So what is the reasoning behind spending our hard-earned neopoints on something so trivial as a colour?

by petulapig
Your Username Is Fine

There is no need to create another new account just because you grew bored with the username of the last one.

by stormywarrior
Neopian Quiz

Here's how the quiz works... You have a number and then some initials for letters to make up a phrase.

by daughters_ofthe_moon
Critical Analysis: Famous Poses

We will explore a few selections of poses by famous Neopians all over Neopia and critically analyze them!

by yippo_yippee
Nosey's 'Surf Neopia' Trip and Surf Report

Let’s start where surfing began, shall we?

by thealleycat13
 
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"Misfortune's Comb" by vanessa1357924680
Androma happened to have the record for the longest streak of consecutive Beauty Contest wins in the history of the competition, and she took pride in her accomplishment. No one in the long history of the competition had ever won a mindboggling fifty-one weeks in a row before, except for Androma. Just one more win and she'd be the Beauty Contest champion for a straight year. And she had no doubt in her mind...




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The Shadow
Destruction was her middle name, and due to the fact nobody knew her first name anymore... destruction was all she had.

by yellowsugardog

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Inside the Wishing Well
And then, its roof shimmering in the dying sun, Meesha spotted the Wishing Well.

by specklit

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Card House Secrets: The Prince - Part Two
"Are there any decent agents left in the NSS besides myself?" he asked mockingly...

by appaloosa500

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Rise and Fall: Part One
"As with all victories, there is a catch, Lord Terask."

by precious_katuch14

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Warped! 4
Stupid and greedy, what a lovely combination!

by naekiri

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Strangers
In the magical world of Neoquest...

by ssjelitegirl



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