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A Closer Look at the Kadoatery

They don't have to wail so loudly, really. It's not as if they're not taken good care of.

by yoyote
Becoming a Responsible Petpetsitter

So your neopet is asking for their own petpet, eh? -malicious laughter- this should shoot their hopes down...

by errion
The Last Smiley: Your Last Trophy?

It's your task to find the smileys and take them back to Neopia.

by leeteh
The Neoboards: How to Steer Clear of the Drama

The most appropriate- and difficult- thing to do in these kinds of situations is simply to be polite.

by the_past___
A Pot of Gold At the End of the Rainbow?

So what is the reasoning behind spending our hard-earned neopoints on something so trivial as a colour?

by petulapig
Your Username Is Fine

There is no need to create another new account just because you grew bored with the username of the last one.

by stormywarrior
Neopian Quiz

Here's how the quiz works... You have a number and then some initials for letters to make up a phrase.

by daughters_ofthe_moon
Critical Analysis: Famous Poses

We will explore a few selections of poses by famous Neopians all over Neopia and critically analyze them!

by yippo_yippee
Nosey's 'Surf Neopia' Trip and Surf Report

Let’s start where surfing began, shall we?

by thealleycat13
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A Closer Look at the Kadoatery

Feeders race to get to a Kadoatie; they have both proudly produced the wanted item from their bags, and are tripping over themselves in their haste to reach the cage. In that fleeting instant, a third feeder sprints up breathlessly and overtakes them. Neopoints are flying out of his pocket as he tears along the ground, but the glittering waste is the least of his worries. He clutches the wanted item in his hand as if it were the one treasure in the world, slams himself against the cage, and tremblingly forces the food down the Kadoatie's throat...

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Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part Seven
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