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Edibility – Malicious Or Delicious?

After doing extensive research in this field I can honestly say I am adequately equipped to dish the facts on edible pets.

by rainbow2skittle
Ten Crimes Commited In The Altador Plot

Stealing is bad.

Also by gorillu

by stadium__x

NeoBusiness School for the Conscience-Impaired

Are you fed up with renting out the upper floor of your Neohome for extra income to brawling pirates who play Deckball in the wee hours of the morning? Are you exhausted trying to convince your Neopet that the Pile of Sludge you gave her is indeed a perfectly acceptable Petpet?

by too_kule
Interview With Dr. Sloth

This was taken before he was trapped in the charm. We are currently looking through space to find him.

by junglequeen117
The Perfect Villain

Exhibit A: Pirates. Afraid yet?

by kattrish
Mutants: Judged By Their Appearance?

Have you ever heard your friends ever say, 'Ew, a mutant? You're considering one?' Then take a look at these facts.

by jackjack1234
A Career in Villainy Part 1: To Evil Or Not To Evil

Before you make the big decision to become a villain, there are a few things you need to consider.

by bindi026
How To Be a Fairly Decent Evil Villain

Finding your henchmen, building your headquarters, plotting your master plan, and how to monologue.

by too_good_pretty_boy
The Top Five Reasons To Be Mutant

Look everyone straight in the eye (if they're frozen in fear long enough) and say, "I'm PROUD to be a Mutant!"

by ummkalima
 
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Mutants: Judged?



What do we see in mutants? A hideous, twisted, cruel mastermind working for the nefarious Dr. Sloth? Or do we see a kind-hearted intelligent fellow who just wants a home? Many of us would think the first question asked. We don't see kind souls in the eyes of mutants. Most of the time we see an evil scheming devious pet just waiting for you to invite it into your home. DON'T think this. Mutants are often cast aside as one of the worst kind of pets...



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The Tale of the Reject Faerie Queen Doll
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Worse Than Disguised Dr. Sloth!
Behind a counter next to another wooden doorway, two yellow menacing eyes glare at him. Jace suddenly wishes he had listened to his friends...

by momobiscuits

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Summer's Stories: My First Mystery - Part Three
After breakfast, I ran back up to my room and flipped open my suspect book. It was time to research the suspects.

by amiyumifan96

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The Legend of Vasnia: Part Four
Hektor watched in horror as one stray weapon soared through the water and struck the chain, causing the entire structure to collapse...

by costa_rican_girl

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Raspberry Heaven
They should really check the weather forecast before giving out random events...

by cloudwhiskers

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Bus Stop
You are entering another dimension. That's the signpost up ahead...

by luckyfishie



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