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Edibility – Malicious Or Delicious?

After doing extensive research in this field I can honestly say I am adequately equipped to dish the facts on edible pets.

by rainbow2skittle
Ten Crimes Commited In The Altador Plot

Stealing is bad.

Also by gorillu

by stadium__x

NeoBusiness School for the Conscience-Impaired

Are you fed up with renting out the upper floor of your Neohome for extra income to brawling pirates who play Deckball in the wee hours of the morning? Are you exhausted trying to convince your Neopet that the Pile of Sludge you gave her is indeed a perfectly acceptable Petpet?

by too_kule
Interview With Dr. Sloth

This was taken before he was trapped in the charm. We are currently looking through space to find him.

by junglequeen117
The Perfect Villain

Exhibit A: Pirates. Afraid yet?

by kattrish
Mutants: Judged By Their Appearance?

Have you ever heard your friends ever say, 'Ew, a mutant? You're considering one?' Then take a look at these facts.

by jackjack1234
A Career in Villainy Part 1: To Evil Or Not To Evil

Before you make the big decision to become a villain, there are a few things you need to consider.

by bindi026
How To Be a Fairly Decent Evil Villain

Finding your henchmen, building your headquarters, plotting your master plan, and how to monologue.

by too_good_pretty_boy
The Top Five Reasons To Be Mutant

Look everyone straight in the eye (if they're frozen in fear long enough) and say, "I'm PROUD to be a Mutant!"

by ummkalima
 
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Reasons To Be Mutant



The 25th day of Hiding was Mutant Day and in honor of all the Neopets that have endured their owners' wishes for them to take on these radical changes, we remind them of their special 'perks' for being... erm, special. You really wonder what was going through the owner's mind that caused them to look at their adorable, playful sweet Neopet and say, "No, I think horribly disfiguring is the way to go with you..."



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Disc's Story
"Well," Marie began, looking at us, "As you know, we have been saving for a royal paintbrush for quite some time now."

by dragonkittymaddy

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Worse Than Disguised Dr. Sloth!
Behind a counter next to another wooden doorway, two yellow menacing eyes glare at him. Jace suddenly wishes he had listened to his friends...

by momobiscuits

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Following the Wind: Part Eight
Atrik laughed, her harsh voice resounding off the walls in the quiet hall. "So you've come here to take your revenge? Ha! How petty!"

Also by noob

by scarletspindle


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Finding Dirk: Part Two
Shock. That's what I'm feeling right now. I'm being attacked by evil, mindless robots who have apparently posed as my "family" my entire life...

by rotty_paws

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I Wasn't Cheating, Honest!
Be careful what you ask for.

by lucky_oreo_13

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Neoventures #4 Yooyuball Edition
Caution: Do not attempt to play Yooyuball with an actual Fire Yooyu.

by guardianpinkneko



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