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kelp - The Perspective from a Washed-Up Food Critic

Here I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments...

by kittyaloha
The Dough Makes The Biscuit

The range is as vast as my palate, and so I invite you to join me in worshipping what very well may be the top 10 biscuits and biscuit items… of all time.

by oddball_001
The Giant Omelette's Protector: Sabre-X

I was recently given the opportunity to interview the massive omelette’s protector -- Sabre-X.

by aisha_gurl_forever
What Kind Of Darigan Are You?

There have been many different periods in Darigan culture, and various different perceivable attitudes within these periods.

by sweettartlucy
Unis: More Than Just A Pretty Face

I have decided to answer some common Uni myths and misconceptions to help shed some light (and truth) on the falsehoods that people judge me by.

by toastlike
Ten Things You Should NEVER Say In Neopia

We've all been there before, right? Said something and then thought "Oh no, I really shouldn't have said that..."

by shadow717
An Ice Crystal in the Rough: The Igloo Garage Sale

The Igloo is, all-in-all, an overlooked shopping wonderland, complete with variety, rare items, unbeatable prices, and convenience.

by illumine
Koi Care Basics

Perhaps it's because of their rather small population that it is no surprise that there's no article on Koi and how to care for them in The Neopian Times...

by inveigle__
Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-Cheese

For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like...

by featherwingedangel
The Ultimate Guide to Unreleased Attack Peas

There’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas. It is in a place filled with lush vegetation such as gigantic turnips and cabbages, twenty-foot string beans, and a rich variety of never-before seen fruits and berries that even Jake the Explorer hasn’t seen yet...

by alvin8arnold
While in Brightvale, Read These Scrolls!

Scrolls come in different shapes, sizes, colours, smells, and brightness. However, these do not change the fact that they are vital to Neopian society.

by rypsy999
 
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There are some statements that tempt fate (or the Pant Devil) just a little too much -- things you say and then immediately cover your mouth, hardly able to believe you could have been so foolish as to say that aloud. Statements that bring down the wrath of a horde of irate Neopians, furious about your ill-chosen words. Comments that keep you looking nervously over your shoulder for weeks, wondering when Sloth will strike...



Other Stories


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Show Your True Colors
"I'm not putting up with this anymore! He keeps coming and coming, eating and eating, that the omelette is disappearing before all of our very eyes! I'm tired of it!"

by neogirl858

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A Magician's Quest: The Water Spells
"He was so brave," whispered Wendy, putting her hand on Emily's shoulder. "No, just stupid," Emily said, choking back a sob.

by hali12114721767

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It's Raining! It's Pouring! Old Faeries Are Snoring!: Part Four
The stairs went so far down that they couldn't even see the bottom...

by brokensilent

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Following the Wind: Part Six
Illusen led the way to the chambers of the eldest of the councilwomen with Elora and Fyora following close behind.

Also by noob

by scarletspindle


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Q: Why is Pet Trading Like the Altador Cup?
UFT!

by mellen48

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Clashing Colours
The wonderful, the gorgeous Darigan Yooyu!

by ringb



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