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||Issue: 355 | 15th day of Hiding, Y10
|kelp - The Perspective from a Washed-Up Food CriticHere I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments...|
|The Dough Makes The BiscuitThe range is as vast as my palate, and so I invite you to join me in worshipping what very well may be the top 10 biscuits and biscuit items… of all time.|
|The Giant Omelette's Protector: Sabre-XI was recently given the opportunity to interview the massive omelette’s protector -- Sabre-X.|
|What Kind Of Darigan Are You?There have been many different periods in Darigan culture, and various different perceivable attitudes within these periods.|
|Unis: More Than Just A Pretty FaceI have decided to answer some common Uni myths and misconceptions to help shed some light (and truth) on the falsehoods that people judge me by.|
|Ten Things You Should NEVER Say In NeopiaWe've all been there before, right? Said something and then thought "Oh no, I really shouldn't have said that..." |
|An Ice Crystal in the Rough: The Igloo Garage SaleThe Igloo is, all-in-all, an overlooked shopping wonderland, complete with variety, rare items, unbeatable prices, and convenience.|
|Koi Care BasicsPerhaps it's because of their rather small population that it is no surprise that there's no article on Koi and how to care for them in The Neopian Times...|
|Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-CheeseFor each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like...|
|The Ultimate Guide to Unreleased Attack PeasThere’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas. It is in a place filled with lush vegetation such as gigantic turnips and cabbages, twenty-foot string beans, and a rich variety of never-before seen fruits and berries that even Jake the Explorer hasn’t seen yet...|
|While in Brightvale, Read These Scrolls!Scrolls come in different shapes, sizes, colours, smells, and brightness. However, these do not change the fact that they are vital to Neopian society.|
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Speak Of The (Pant) Devil...
There are some statements that tempt fate (or the Pant Devil) just a little too much -- things you say and then immediately cover your mouth, hardly able to believe you could have been so foolish as to say that aloud. Statements that bring down the wrath of a horde of irate Neopians, furious about your ill-chosen words. Comments that keep you looking nervously over your shoulder for weeks, wondering when Sloth will strike...
Things started getting a little wacky around noon, when my owner Alexandra came home from a good three and a half hours of doing what she does best; shopping.
|Insured?: Part Two|
Oscar felt his arms and legs tingle, and then suddenly the world blurred. It was as if the entire universe was being stirred with a teaspoon.