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kelp - The Perspective from a Washed-Up Food Critic

Here I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments...

by kittyaloha
The Dough Makes The Biscuit

The range is as vast as my palate, and so I invite you to join me in worshipping what very well may be the top 10 biscuits and biscuit items… of all time.

by oddball_001
The Giant Omelette's Protector: Sabre-X

I was recently given the opportunity to interview the massive omelette’s protector -- Sabre-X.

by aisha_gurl_forever
What Kind Of Darigan Are You?

There have been many different periods in Darigan culture, and various different perceivable attitudes within these periods.

by sweettartlucy
Unis: More Than Just A Pretty Face

I have decided to answer some common Uni myths and misconceptions to help shed some light (and truth) on the falsehoods that people judge me by.

by toastlike
Ten Things You Should NEVER Say In Neopia

We've all been there before, right? Said something and then thought "Oh no, I really shouldn't have said that..."

by shadow717
An Ice Crystal in the Rough: The Igloo Garage Sale

The Igloo is, all-in-all, an overlooked shopping wonderland, complete with variety, rare items, unbeatable prices, and convenience.

by illumine
Koi Care Basics

Perhaps it's because of their rather small population that it is no surprise that there's no article on Koi and how to care for them in The Neopian Times...

by inveigle__
Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-Cheese

For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like...

by featherwingedangel
The Ultimate Guide to Unreleased Attack Peas

There’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas. It is in a place filled with lush vegetation such as gigantic turnips and cabbages, twenty-foot string beans, and a rich variety of never-before seen fruits and berries that even Jake the Explorer hasn’t seen yet...

by alvin8arnold
While in Brightvale, Read These Scrolls!

Scrolls come in different shapes, sizes, colours, smells, and brightness. However, these do not change the fact that they are vital to Neopian society.

by rypsy999
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"The Morality of Competition" by akari24
The Altador Cup
is where we begin

Sixteen teams hoping
for a chance to win.

Which one will take
the cup I do not know.

But here is where we
have a chance to show

The inside information
for each team...

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The Morality of Competition
The Altador Cup is where we begin

Sixteen teams hoping for a chance to win.

by akari24


A Flick of the Wrist
Drawing is my life. But I only draw for my mom. Hoping that maybe she'll see it one day and come back for me.

by emilyg96angel


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Lost Lizark - Part Eight
"The spirits are angry! They don't want their home excavated by a bunch of nosy, stuck up, greedy archaeologists! Don't you see? Geraptiku is supposed to be the Lost City!"

by playmobil_is_my_life


The Golden Globes of Light: Part Eleven
The ghost gave a soft laugh. "I thought... I thought Jahbal had killed all of you long ago. Yet here you are..."

by torkie10


Sweet dreams.

by cardinalmoon


The Neopets Issues
Part One

by atalia

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