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kelp - The Perspective from a Washed-Up Food Critic

Here I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments...

by kittyaloha
The Dough Makes The Biscuit

The range is as vast as my palate, and so I invite you to join me in worshipping what very well may be the top 10 biscuits and biscuit items… of all time.

by oddball_001
The Giant Omelette's Protector: Sabre-X

I was recently given the opportunity to interview the massive omelette’s protector -- Sabre-X.

by aisha_gurl_forever
What Kind Of Darigan Are You?

There have been many different periods in Darigan culture, and various different perceivable attitudes within these periods.

by sweettartlucy
Unis: More Than Just A Pretty Face

I have decided to answer some common Uni myths and misconceptions to help shed some light (and truth) on the falsehoods that people judge me by.

by toastlike
Ten Things You Should NEVER Say In Neopia

We've all been there before, right? Said something and then thought "Oh no, I really shouldn't have said that..."

by shadow717
An Ice Crystal in the Rough: The Igloo Garage Sale

The Igloo is, all-in-all, an overlooked shopping wonderland, complete with variety, rare items, unbeatable prices, and convenience.

by illumine
Koi Care Basics

Perhaps it's because of their rather small population that it is no surprise that there's no article on Koi and how to care for them in The Neopian Times...

by inveigle__
Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-Cheese

For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like...

by featherwingedangel
The Ultimate Guide to Unreleased Attack Peas

There’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas. It is in a place filled with lush vegetation such as gigantic turnips and cabbages, twenty-foot string beans, and a rich variety of never-before seen fruits and berries that even Jake the Explorer hasn’t seen yet...

by alvin8arnold
While in Brightvale, Read These Scrolls!

Scrolls come in different shapes, sizes, colours, smells, and brightness. However, these do not change the fact that they are vital to Neopian society.

by rypsy999
 
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Other Stories


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Shine Like a Star
Her smile disappeared. The Xweetok staring back at her was nothing like the one from her dream.

by dancer_sakura

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A Flick of the Wrist
Drawing is my life. But I only draw for my mom. Hoping that maybe she'll see it one day and come back for me.

by emilyg96angel

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The Legend of Vasnia: Part Two
I must remain calm, Philon told himself. I can't give myself away—I promised the princess I wouldn't!

by costa_rican_girl

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Dasher Soley's Final Flight: Part Three
She knew that the others were thinking the same thing she was. What would happen without their team captain?

by doopingla

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Explained.
A Neopian mystery explained: How the Neopian Word of the Day is really chosen.

Also by rec0very

by kzoolaur


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Completely and Utterly Random
POOF BOOK

by summer_panda



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