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kelp - The Perspective from a Washed-Up Food Critic

Here I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments...

by kittyaloha
The Dough Makes The Biscuit

The range is as vast as my palate, and so I invite you to join me in worshipping what very well may be the top 10 biscuits and biscuit items… of all time.

by oddball_001
The Giant Omelette's Protector: Sabre-X

I was recently given the opportunity to interview the massive omelette’s protector -- Sabre-X.

by aisha_gurl_forever
What Kind Of Darigan Are You?

There have been many different periods in Darigan culture, and various different perceivable attitudes within these periods.

by sweettartlucy
Unis: More Than Just A Pretty Face

I have decided to answer some common Uni myths and misconceptions to help shed some light (and truth) on the falsehoods that people judge me by.

by toastlike
Ten Things You Should NEVER Say In Neopia

We've all been there before, right? Said something and then thought "Oh no, I really shouldn't have said that..."

by shadow717
An Ice Crystal in the Rough: The Igloo Garage Sale

The Igloo is, all-in-all, an overlooked shopping wonderland, complete with variety, rare items, unbeatable prices, and convenience.

by illumine
Koi Care Basics

Perhaps it's because of their rather small population that it is no surprise that there's no article on Koi and how to care for them in The Neopian Times...

by inveigle__
Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-Cheese

For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like...

by featherwingedangel
The Ultimate Guide to Unreleased Attack Peas

There’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas. It is in a place filled with lush vegetation such as gigantic turnips and cabbages, twenty-foot string beans, and a rich variety of never-before seen fruits and berries that even Jake the Explorer hasn’t seen yet...

by alvin8arnold
While in Brightvale, Read These Scrolls!

Scrolls come in different shapes, sizes, colours, smells, and brightness. However, these do not change the fact that they are vital to Neopian society.

by rypsy999
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Peas Paradise

As of this writing, only three Attack Peas have been released, and those are the Attack Pea, Seasonal Attack Pea, and the Super Attack Pea. You can only find those peas at the Smuggler’s Cove in Krawk Island. Unfortunately those three Attack Peas are already out of stock, and as a result it will cost you a few hundred million Neopoints to buy one from another Neopian (due to its limited quantity and good Battledome stats). Don’t lose hope, though! There’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas.

Other Stories


The Morality of Competition
The Altador Cup is where we begin

Sixteen teams hoping for a chance to win.

by akari24


A Magician's Quest: The Water Spells
"He was so brave," whispered Wendy, putting her hand on Emily's shoulder. "No, just stupid," Emily said, choking back a sob.

by hali12114721767


Pirate Lady: Part Five
Tamzin breathed in a deep lungful of salty air, and let it out again in a laugh as she leaned far out over the railing of the crow's nest.

by concertogreat_8


Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part Three
"It says that he has to travel to 106 Neopia Central and make the building there... Meepit friendly? Oh dear."

by featherwingedangel


ERROR: A Skeith Ate This Title!
Skeiths will eat anything!

by fluffballoffeathers


About Meerca Chase II
Let's play!

by sue_sa

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