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A Mynci's Guide to Beach Volleyball

I suggest warming up for a few moments, since games can get pretty intense. The best matches always seem to start just at noon, when the sun is unbearably hot.

by sweetie_me274

Simply select "Quests" from the Neoboard Index and help is just a click away. After all, the kind folks in here are willing to lend a hand!

by mamasimios
Berry Bash: A Step Back... and in the Right Direction

Berry Bash, like older games on Neopets, has no end, but simply becomes harder and harder.

by coolboy224
Top Ten Brain Substitues for Vegetarian Zombies

Remember kids, eat your veggies!

by seahorsepond
What Sort of Paintbrush Suits YOU?

Take the following quiz to find out exactly what kind of paintbrush suits YOUR personality!

by 1stlittlepig
Making Neofriends - The Courteous Way

In my opinion, to make a friend here, you need good manners and some courtesy.

by bambipurr
Sheryaya's Article: Committee and the Players

I've come to Altador to find out about conditions for the upcoming tournament.

by rypsy999
The Truth Behind the Mysterious Spacecraft

I refuse to accept the current idea that the spacecraft is simply for "observing Neopian weather."

by 07017940
Xweetok Care

When picking your Xweetok, keep in mind that they have a lot of energy to burn.

by mewmewchanbabbit
Fostering Neopets

This helping can be done in different ways. Some users just feed and play with the animals; others go as far as painting a pet.

by i_wanna_be_thatgirl
Beneath the Rocky Surface: The Interview with a Rock

A pet rock + A translator = An interview.

by yippo_yippee
Serving Up the Berries- A Guide to Berry Bash

Rufus the Kougra has a very important occupation. His job is to feed the many hungry customers...

by jillian3_3
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"A One Act Play Concerning Mendelev the Kacheek" by spunk1
"Why? 'Why?' he asks, the hardened criminal of the day! Yes, yes, I'm sure you have your speech planned out to the last innocent plea. 'Let me play the wrongly accused, let me pretend to not even know what crime I have committed,' you have said, as I am sure you have, to yourself. Well, let me assure you, this nonsense..."

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Sea and Sky: The Story of the First Faerie Peophin
Above the sound of waves crashing to the beach, she could hear a soft cry. As she swam closer to an outcropping of rocks fringed by berry bushes...

by princess_raging


The Star and Flame Chronicles: Where It All Begins
I knew I could handle another pet. I wasn't exactly wealthy, but I had enough...

by reeses_pet


The Inspectre: Part Two
"No," said Wegy. "This is the same spectre. A transforming one, obviously. I have heard of it before, but..."

by flying_tree


Family Secrets: Part One
"How's your mother?" I asked politely as I poured him a small glass of the shimmering elixir. Although I hadn't spoken to her in nearly five years, she was, after all, my sister...

by dan4884


Battledome Trouble
Before we start...

Idea by dra_jl

by cevierakasky


Mr Secret Agent
He's so cool.

by emulizga

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