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The 15 Things To Do When You Are Bored List

We have all felt that feeling before; that feeling of accomplishment. Once you have finally finished all of your Neopets goals, what are you going to do now?

by kingskid999
Queen of the Banned

I refuse to stop trawling the shops until I get at least one unbuyable, or at least nearly unbuyable, item per day. And sometimes this leads to many hundreds of page refreshes.

by mamasimios
Tarla's Toolbar - Do You Have What It Takes?

Tarla's Toolbar Treasures: an everyday activity explained in depth.

by featherwingedangel
The Neolodge: A Neo-Life Saver

Presto! Your pets are booked into the lodge, and will be happy and healthy until they check out.

by tigerlily_42
The Top Ten Burger List

Are you one of those people having a hard time deciding what kind of burger you want?

by doopingla
Monthly Multiplayer Madness!

Multiplayer games are for you. Don't know what I'm talking about? They are the game Geos, Armada, and Kacheekers. These games start at the beginning of the month...

by devotor
All That Blah: NT Edition

I'm here to describe to you different types of stories and articles you can write about. I'll also give you tips along the way.

by champ100543
Mastering Nimmo's Pond

Unfortunately for the Nimmo, his pond is far from perfect; every once in a while, the current creates havoc...

by ummagine3284
Exploring the Citadel

I came across this manuscript that seems to be a written version of an interview that took place in the dungeons. I have no wish to venture down there and find out if the writer is there...

by luvy_duv
Altador Cup 3?

What should happen for the next AC? What happened in the past? What teams are in the running to win?

by bakayoukai91
Celebrate Tyrannian Victory Day!

Read the history of the invasion as well as a Top 10 List of Tyrannian Activities.

by gooie629
The Pound – Adopt, Transfer, Abandon, Your Choice!

Below the welcome greeting are three doors, very different in style to each other and each offering a different service. Each function has its own set of rules...

by dipper70
Fostering a Pet - The Basics

If you ever wanted to try and find good homes for the pets in the pound, then fostering is a great way to do it.

by jdb1984
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I took a moment to stare at the poster of Kenneth Kyrii, the latest celebrity. He was a star on Neovision- something that my own family didn't have, due to the costs. But whenever I went to my friend Cassy's house and watched him, I knew I wanted to be just like him. He sang from his heart with emotion, and didn't shame himself by...

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He had an appointment to meet Meuka, the famed Snot Meerca. Very few pets would have set off on such a journey with a merry stride...

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