|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 342 | 9th day of Hunting, Y10
|The 15 Things To Do When You Are Bored ListWe have all felt that feeling before; that feeling of accomplishment. Once you have finally finished all of your Neopets goals, what are you going to do now?|
|Queen of the BannedI refuse to stop trawling the shops until I get at least one unbuyable, or at least nearly unbuyable, item per day. And sometimes this leads to many hundreds of page refreshes.|
|Tarla's Toolbar - Do You Have What It Takes?Tarla's Toolbar Treasures: an everyday activity explained in depth.|
|The Neolodge: A Neo-Life SaverPresto! Your pets are booked into the lodge, and will be happy and healthy until they check out.|
|The Top Ten Burger ListAre you one of those people having a hard time deciding what kind of burger you want?|
|Monthly Multiplayer Madness!Multiplayer games are for you. Don't know what I'm talking about? They are the game Geos, Armada, and Kacheekers. These games start at the beginning of the month...|
|All That Blah: NT EditionI'm here to describe to you different types of stories and articles you can write about. I'll also give you tips along the way.|
|Mastering Nimmo's PondUnfortunately for the Nimmo, his pond is far from perfect; every once in a while, the current creates havoc...|
|Exploring the CitadelI came across this manuscript that seems to be a written version of an interview that took place in the dungeons. I have no wish to venture down there and find out if the writer is there...|
|Altador Cup 3?What should happen for the next AC? What happened in the past? What teams are in the running to win?|
|Celebrate Tyrannian Victory Day!Read the history of the invasion as well as a Top 10 List of Tyrannian Activities.|
|The Pound – Adopt, Transfer, Abandon, Your Choice!Below the welcome greeting are three doors, very different in style to each other and each offering a different service. Each function has its own set of rules...|
|Fostering a Pet - The BasicsIf you ever wanted to try and find good homes for the pets in the pound, then fostering is a great way to do it.|
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Tyrannian Victory Day!
May the 12th - this upcoming Monday - is a very important day in Neopian history. It is Tyrannian Victory Day! It was seven years ago that the brave Neopets helped fight off the invaders and save the prehistoric land of Tyrannia. To help celebrate this day, I've written this so you can learn about the war and then be able to celebrate it properly! Perhaps a little history would be beneficial at this point. After all, this war was a long time ago, so I am sure that more than a few Neopians don't know what happened...
|The Scary Story: Part Two|
Boom... boom. Boom... boom. Boom... boom. No matter how much he tried to ignore it, the noise kept him from falling back to sleep...