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||Issue: 342 | 9th day of Hunting, Y10
|The 15 Things To Do When You Are Bored ListWe have all felt that feeling before; that feeling of accomplishment. Once you have finally finished all of your Neopets goals, what are you going to do now?|
|Queen of the BannedI refuse to stop trawling the shops until I get at least one unbuyable, or at least nearly unbuyable, item per day. And sometimes this leads to many hundreds of page refreshes.|
|Tarla's Toolbar - Do You Have What It Takes?Tarla's Toolbar Treasures: an everyday activity explained in depth.|
|The Neolodge: A Neo-Life SaverPresto! Your pets are booked into the lodge, and will be happy and healthy until they check out.|
|The Top Ten Burger ListAre you one of those people having a hard time deciding what kind of burger you want?|
|Monthly Multiplayer Madness!Multiplayer games are for you. Don't know what I'm talking about? They are the game Geos, Armada, and Kacheekers. These games start at the beginning of the month...|
|All That Blah: NT EditionI'm here to describe to you different types of stories and articles you can write about. I'll also give you tips along the way.|
|Mastering Nimmo's PondUnfortunately for the Nimmo, his pond is far from perfect; every once in a while, the current creates havoc...|
|Exploring the CitadelI came across this manuscript that seems to be a written version of an interview that took place in the dungeons. I have no wish to venture down there and find out if the writer is there...|
|Altador Cup 3?What should happen for the next AC? What happened in the past? What teams are in the running to win?|
|Celebrate Tyrannian Victory Day!Read the history of the invasion as well as a Top 10 List of Tyrannian Activities.|
|The Pound – Adopt, Transfer, Abandon, Your Choice!Below the welcome greeting are three doors, very different in style to each other and each offering a different service. Each function has its own set of rules...|
|Fostering a Pet - The BasicsIf you ever wanted to try and find good homes for the pets in the pound, then fostering is a great way to do it.|
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"Neovision Superstar" by sunsetneversetting
I took a moment to stare at the poster of Kenneth Kyrii, the latest celebrity. He was a star on Neovision- something that my own family didn't have, due to the costs. But whenever I went to my friend Cassy's house and watched him, I knew I wanted to be just like him. He sang from his heart with emotion, and didn't shame himself by...
|Fine Line: Part Six|
Alamor had nearly caught Uva off guard. The pink Kau had just finished telling the fortune of a young Kacheek and was finishing up her dinner...
|As Royalty Does: Part Three|
Sometimes it seems as though the world is made up of Virtupets robots – they do not think, they hardly feel, and they do exactly what is expected of them without questioning it...