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Your Neoboard Personality!

Who knew that so much of Neopian culture could be encompassed in just 20 questions about the Neoboards?

by indulgences
Ancient Medicine

Reasons to visit the old Ruki of Shenkuu...

by niebelheimkonto
How To Survive The Neoboards

There are certain things about the Neoboards that every good Neopian should know.

by loomi7
How to Bathe a Kadoatie

The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation.

by resurrectedwarrior
10 Reasons Why Your Pet Should Be Mutant

They might seem gruesome and evil, but some of the kindest pets I've met were---yes, Mutant.

by ishachapurplepup10
Not Just Your "Average" Abode

Do neohomes really matter? How can anyone POSSIBLY win the Neohome Spotlight? Well, let me tell you...

by flamesbball
Confiserie's Dictionary

Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick.

by confiserie
How to Build a Spotlight Worthy Gallery

Maybe you have admired the lovely trophy that comes with winning the Spotlight. It is quite shiny and pretty, isn't it?

by jillian3_3
The 10 Best (and Cheapest) Pieces of Furniture

I'm here today interviewing one of Neopia's finest furniture collectors, Alabaster Chesterdrawers.

by flying_tigre
Dungeon Dash: Race for a Better Score!

You can control either AAA or Abigail and help them escape Roothless and the dungeon!

by gooie629
What To Get With 150 NC

It's always good to remember that what you'd love to wear isn't always what your pet would love to wear.

by nonexist
 
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Dr Foster leaned across to Dr Cahier. "I told you this would happen," he said quietly, and Sloth could barely make out the words. "I knew he'd wake up before he was found." To Sloth, he said, "Unfortunately, the sedative we gave you wasn't strong enough. You were supposed to be out for at least another..."




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Research and Development
It was well known that the vast majority stock holder in Virtupets had always been Doctor Frank Sloth. Never anything that could be proved, of course...

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Overworked and Underpaid
Moriko loved making the house sparkling clean, but with this lot, it was a bit much...

by littleunicorn92

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Petpet Adventures: Reunited - Part Five
A Gikerot suddenly burst out of the bushes and looked at them. His eyes fell on Malei...

by rachelindea

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Apprentice to Evil: Part Two
Grabbing a small satchel in which he stored his supply of sugar, Meti dashed out the door, headed for the streets of Mystery Island...

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by anjie


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Removable
Customising your Christmas Zafara into a White Zafara?

by ocachisu

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Easter Egg Parody
Where IS the last egg?

by konayukii



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