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Your Neoboard Personality!

Who knew that so much of Neopian culture could be encompassed in just 20 questions about the Neoboards?

by indulgences
Ancient Medicine

Reasons to visit the old Ruki of Shenkuu...

by niebelheimkonto
How To Survive The Neoboards

There are certain things about the Neoboards that every good Neopian should know.

by loomi7
How to Bathe a Kadoatie

The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation.

by resurrectedwarrior
10 Reasons Why Your Pet Should Be Mutant

They might seem gruesome and evil, but some of the kindest pets I've met were---yes, Mutant.

by ishachapurplepup10
Not Just Your "Average" Abode

Do neohomes really matter? How can anyone POSSIBLY win the Neohome Spotlight? Well, let me tell you...

by flamesbball
Confiserie's Dictionary

Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick.

by confiserie
How to Build a Spotlight Worthy Gallery

Maybe you have admired the lovely trophy that comes with winning the Spotlight. It is quite shiny and pretty, isn't it?

by jillian3_3
The 10 Best (and Cheapest) Pieces of Furniture

I'm here today interviewing one of Neopia's finest furniture collectors, Alabaster Chesterdrawers.

by flying_tigre
Dungeon Dash: Race for a Better Score!

You can control either AAA or Abigail and help them escape Roothless and the dungeon!

by gooie629
What To Get With 150 NC

It's always good to remember that what you'd love to wear isn't always what your pet would love to wear.

by nonexist
 
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"Behind the Smile" by nancy_drew_obsessed
I led her out the door and down the street to the boards. They were conveniently only three blocks away. I walked inside, then chose the door marked 'List of Smilies.' As I strolled through the door, I was met with cage upon cage piled with smilies. There was a cage filled with evil red smilies with fangs...




Other Stories


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The Island Bake-A-Thon
"But seriously, Maraqua, the Island Bake-A-Thon is two days away. It's not like you should start worrying forty-eight hours ahead of time... "

by jenlin_25

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Of Magnets and Mayhem
So, where DOES the Tiki Tack Guy get those magnets, anyway?

Also by blacebrander

by pyrosquirrelx


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The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part Three
Helyn the Angelpuss flew across the desert as fast as her tiny wings could carry her...

by paintedpets4ever

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A Princess Finds Her Quest: Part One
Princesses don't do adventures; they sit prim and proper. But Airyeadrop has other plans...

by brokensilent

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Neopia's Most Wanted?
Answering an age old question.

by dark_moon_blossom

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How To Get Coco Roll
Yes, there is a way to still get it...

by lunasword



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