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Your Neoboard Personality!

Who knew that so much of Neopian culture could be encompassed in just 20 questions about the Neoboards?

by indulgences
Ancient Medicine

Reasons to visit the old Ruki of Shenkuu...

by niebelheimkonto
How To Survive The Neoboards

There are certain things about the Neoboards that every good Neopian should know.

by loomi7
How to Bathe a Kadoatie

The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation.

by resurrectedwarrior
10 Reasons Why Your Pet Should Be Mutant

They might seem gruesome and evil, but some of the kindest pets I've met were---yes, Mutant.

by ishachapurplepup10
Not Just Your "Average" Abode

Do neohomes really matter? How can anyone POSSIBLY win the Neohome Spotlight? Well, let me tell you...

by flamesbball
Confiserie's Dictionary

Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick.

by confiserie
How to Build a Spotlight Worthy Gallery

Maybe you have admired the lovely trophy that comes with winning the Spotlight. It is quite shiny and pretty, isn't it?

by jillian3_3
The 10 Best (and Cheapest) Pieces of Furniture

I'm here today interviewing one of Neopia's finest furniture collectors, Alabaster Chesterdrawers.

by flying_tigre
Dungeon Dash: Race for a Better Score!

You can control either AAA or Abigail and help them escape Roothless and the dungeon!

by gooie629
What To Get With 150 NC

It's always good to remember that what you'd love to wear isn't always what your pet would love to wear.

by nonexist
 
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Ancient Medicine



You can't find it. Next you ask the Elephante nurse to help you, but you still have no success finding the right cure. She checks her list and tells you that the special item you need is out of stock at the moment. She looks at your poor suffering Neopet with apologetic eyes, but has to tell you to come back another time. Now all you can do is take your Neopet home and hope for the Neopian Pharmacy to restock your cure soon. No, you don't have to just sit around and wait. There is a place up in the mountains where an old and wise Ruki sells remarkable restoratives...



Other Stories


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Of Magnets and Mayhem
So, where DOES the Tiki Tack Guy get those magnets, anyway?

Also by blacebrander

by pyrosquirrelx


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Sisters
Das looked at the girl and nodded very slightly. This girl was her new owner; it was a funny feeling. She seemed like a stranger...

by haahaa113

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Fine Line: Part Four
When he left his office to pursue a fugitive, the grey Tonu was swift and ruthless. He had captured and detained countless tomb raiders...

by reggieman721

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Backfire!: Part Six
"But Kizzy covered for me!" Redsy shouted. "If she'd told Kaz the truth, he would've tried to get revenge on me instead of Tay and Asha!"

by raizindaroof

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Dave the Lonely
Seriously, Dave, get some animate friends.

by elequent

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Boochi Attacks Again!
Poor little Buzz, now he can't fly.

by quarbie



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