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Your Neoboard Personality!

Who knew that so much of Neopian culture could be encompassed in just 20 questions about the Neoboards?

by indulgences
Ancient Medicine

Reasons to visit the old Ruki of Shenkuu...

by niebelheimkonto
How To Survive The Neoboards

There are certain things about the Neoboards that every good Neopian should know.

by loomi7
How to Bathe a Kadoatie

The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation.

by resurrectedwarrior
10 Reasons Why Your Pet Should Be Mutant

They might seem gruesome and evil, but some of the kindest pets I've met were---yes, Mutant.

by ishachapurplepup10
Not Just Your "Average" Abode

Do neohomes really matter? How can anyone POSSIBLY win the Neohome Spotlight? Well, let me tell you...

by flamesbball
Confiserie's Dictionary

Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick.

by confiserie
How to Build a Spotlight Worthy Gallery

Maybe you have admired the lovely trophy that comes with winning the Spotlight. It is quite shiny and pretty, isn't it?

by jillian3_3
The 10 Best (and Cheapest) Pieces of Furniture

I'm here today interviewing one of Neopia's finest furniture collectors, Alabaster Chesterdrawers.

by flying_tigre
Dungeon Dash: Race for a Better Score!

You can control either AAA or Abigail and help them escape Roothless and the dungeon!

by gooie629
What To Get With 150 NC

It's always good to remember that what you'd love to wear isn't always what your pet would love to wear.

by nonexist
 
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Dr Foster leaned across to Dr Cahier. "I told you this would happen," he said quietly, and Sloth could barely make out the words. "I knew he'd wake up before he was found." To Sloth, he said, "Unfortunately, the sedative we gave you wasn't strong enough. You were supposed to be out for at least another..."




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The Island Bake-A-Thon
"But seriously, Maraqua, the Island Bake-A-Thon is two days away. It's not like you should start worrying forty-eight hours ahead of time... "

by jenlin_25

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Bad Baby!
"Bad baby!" Tooey reprimanded as she gathered it and the paint set up to take them to her room. "No more paints for you!"

by kammy1122

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Fine Line: Part Four
When he left his office to pursue a fugitive, the grey Tonu was swift and ruthless. He had captured and detained countless tomb raiders...

by reggieman721

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A Princess Finds Her Quest: Part One
Princesses don't do adventures; they sit prim and proper. But Airyeadrop has other plans...

by brokensilent

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Arbitrary: Customation Woes
You're out of season, Gigi...

by risen_hope11

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Not Punny!
Note to self: Buildings are heavy!

by empoleon07



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