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Are You A Good Owner?

Do you think that you're a good owner for your neopets? Do you feel you couldn't get any better at taking care of them, no matter how hard you try?

by chameleon2424
Surviving the Plot Madness

Plots are composed of three basic elements: puzzles, wars, and prizes. Each of these elements has a profound effect on Neopia, and many changes come as a result of them.

by mookie99
Designing an Attractive Neohome on a Budget

Before building, take some time to decide on a floor plan. How many rooms will there be? Do you want your rooms to make a shape?

by jillian3_3
Food Fight: Food in the Battledome

Some of you may think that throwing a pea or a hunk of asparagus at your opponent is not going to do much harm; well, this is not the case! Some of the strongest battle weapons in the game are some sort of foodstuff.

by dudeperson41
Mysteries in the Deep- Catacombs, That Is

Even fewer, in fact, know its history, at least partially. Where did these underground caverns come from? Who, or what, made them?

by fudge_rabbit22
Advanced Sakhmet Solitaire 101

We all know the ultimate goal of Sakhmet Solitaire is to clear all the cards out from the columns (at the bottom of the screen) into four Ace Piles (at the top). But what do you do to get there?

by doomzdayblaze
Jubble Bubble, Toil and Trouble

It's all been a ploy, a decoy. What Kelby and the JubJubs have been doing is nothing short of heroic. What they've been doing is...

by love_charmed
The Petitorials: Painting Puzzlers

Painting your pets. Everyone's doing it!

by amiyumifan96
The How To of Adventures

Adventures: very few Neopians have them. It takes time, effort, creativity and skill to create a fancy one good enough to display proudly on your page.

by yummmykake
Illusen's Earthy Glade Guide

Have you ever wondered how people get that fancy little Illusen's Glade Quest trophy for their User Lookup?

by riddler
Garoo Elite Soldiers: Who are they?

Is King Roo somehow involved in this plot? Has Dr. Sloth mutated some Blumaroos with a secret weapon, turning them into evil mirror images of their former selves? Or did they simply choose willingly to work for Dr. Sloth?

by thecyberdeaf
It's Illusen's Day In Every Neohome

Things you can do to kick-start your Illusen’s Day celebrations!

by confutation
Illusen-Themed Activities to Celebrate Illusen Day

The most obvious thing to do today is going to Meridell, stepping into Illusen's Glade and asking her for a quest.

by anamya
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"The Quetzal Ring" by macana
Captain Amphos the shadow Zafara watched as the few remaining containers were taken onto his charge, a beautiful Altadorian galley named the Siyana. She was being loaded up to for her routine voyage to Shenkuu and her first officer was shouting out orders to her crew. Amphos was proud to be the captain of the...

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The Illusen Day Kau
The line of Neopets gazed at the gorgeous sight as they waited their turn to do a quest for Illusen. Yet the line never seemed to move...

by guardianpinkneko


Two Sisters
Suddenly, a second ball of light floated from the pot. It should have been a shining gold, but instead it was a deep purple. The elders stared in shock at what happened...

by piratemastergirl


A Tiki Tale: Color or Companion? - Part Three
Siyana began to wail loudly. Several people stared at them, some walking away to find seats in other stands...

by mzkimmi


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Missing Miamouse - Part Four
Only a grocery store in Faerieland could have so many pastel colors, star-shaped foods, and lots of different edibles with wings...

by playmobil_is_my_life


Razzle Dazzle - Episode XIX

by khestrel


Slightly Ebil
Ah... The Illusen's Quest....

by soaringeagle25

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