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Neopian Fashion Guide to Backgrounds

You've customized your pet to perfection... but now what? You can't leave that pet floating in a white void!

by soaringeagle25
Mulligatawny and More: The Soup Faerie

Yes, I really got the Soup Faerie to sit down with me. You thought I was lying, didn’t you? You thought I was just telling you I had an interview with the Soup Faerie...

by flowerblossom_823
Observations of the Wild Gobbler

The Gobbler turns from the water and struts away, oblivious to our presence. His head bobs forward and back, as if he's proud of his recently consumed dinner...

by resurrectedwarrior
Beyond Food and Fuzzles: Advanced Neopets Care

So you feed them, play with them, maybe brush them once in a while. But your Neopet is not really going to thrive on a minimum amount of care and attention.

by invisiblecloak305
More Than a Colour

Here as you can see is a small, simple, easy to use guide any Neopian can use to help build a better relationship with you and your pet.

by cooltrimgirl
Remembering What We Stand For

It has been roughly six years since I stumbled into Neopia as a beginner...

by missunpopular
Meepit Juice Break On Zen Mode

It IS possible to earn a high score on Zen mode (cue 'dun-dun-dun' music here) – a time consuming, sometimes painful and mind numbing method attempted by only the most desperate players...

by geneames1
Neo's Law II

You know they exist but rarely think about 'em... until one suddenly decides to enforce itself.

by 4zure
Baby Passion - Advice for the New Parent

Hysterics, expensive food, baby cots, and more! What you didn't know is involved with a baby neopet.

by brokensilent
The Seven Wonders of the Neopian World

Whether it be the Obelisk of old that used to grace the Tyrannian skyline, or the defined, glorious thought and detail that went into building the underwater city of Old Maraqua, we've seen some amazing structures...

by swilight
That Piper is Distracting!

The main goal of the game is to collect all the baskets within the timeframe, and more importantly, collect the star baskets last...

by vrankovic40
Neopia Divided: Can It Survive War With Sloth?

How are Neopians split on such a vital issue? Sloth's actions and history themselves are a source of great debate.

by tashni
 
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Neopia Divided: Sloth



Neopia itself is heated with debate over the Sloth war. Could the repercussions of this divide reach farther than this single war and tear our world apart? As all-out extraterrestrial warfare intensifies, it is apparent that Neopia is not united against Sloth. A poll taken this month shows that approximately 55% of Neopians support Sloth's invasion efforts. While the population is split in two, both sides are...



Other Stories


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Hidden In the Shadows
It was cruel and unjust, and I hated her for it...

by dragon_child_

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Let Go
At first, I froze. A painted pet was talking to me! But then, I remembered...

by lovesdogsago

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Starfire Detection Agencies: Part One
"We're here about the Thyora's Tear you reported missing earlier today..." Much earlier. It must have been important to her if she reported it missing at 5:30 a.m...

by wicked_summer

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Brain of Neopia: Part Three
Brilliant, he thought, as he got up. I've only been awake for a few seconds, and that's the second cliché I've used. I need to be careful...

by spoonguardonline

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CrazyComix: Hurrah! Field Trip!
Uh... eww?

by samantha13_rose

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Maraquan Mishaps
How can there be a fire underwater?

by diamond_mist29



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