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||Issue: 331 | 22nd day of Awakening, Y10
|A Great Guide to Birthday GiftsThis is a poor person's guide to making your friend's birthday gifts special and unique (not to mention cheap).|
|Hey! I'm Starving Here!What are some things for breakfast that will get these pets off my back?!|
|The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of PetpetpetsI fear I've given a bad name to all petpetpets and that is simply unfair. So, I'm here to set the record straight!|
|When a Fountain Quest Comes AlongAh. The Fountain Faerie. Many Neopian citizens dream of the day when she might grace them with a quest...|
|The Bottom of the Mysteries Surrounding Odd-Job BobSo many countless mysteries surrounded him. Why did he have such a liking for TNT's many plots? Why on earth did TNT give him these jobs?|
|Your 10 Favorite Screenies Of All Time!Here are some of the most popular screenie types of all time, according to a survey I hosted myself on the Help Neoboard. What are the screenies that make you all smile, laugh out loud, and clap for joy? |
|Other Ways to Play the TCG Game at HomeEnjoy the trading cards but hate playing the normal power decks format because you don’t have 10 of the rare holos you want? Well, my family has come up with 3 new ways to play. |
|10 Ways to Make Your Pet Feel Great!The very best ways to make your pet feel like the ultimate superstar!|
|The Pant Devil - An ExposeI have fathomed the courage to do something that no other reporter is willing to do. I have entered the very lair of the Pant Devil.|
|Neopia's Toast CountdownAh yes, toast. There is nothing quite like this simple, yet sensible breakfast delicacy.|
|Carving Meaty Marvels in Hot Dog HeroThe condiments – mustard, mayo and ketchup – are used to construct pathways (using the mouse) for your vulnerable meaty friends.|
|Exclusive Interview With Gilly!Personally, I'm kind of ticked-off that almost everyone in Neopia is giving their attention to Sophie and Bruno! Not to mention Reginald— and he didn't even do anything...|
|The Ice Caves Scratchcard Kiosk: Exposed!For years, deep in the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain, a small business has drawn in considerable success.|
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"Saga of the Pink Uni" by maltese51191
Mom wanted her to take charge first, which would mean she would have to start working in less than a year. And for about five years, Emma had dreaded that day. The truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes, and she'd rather shiver than put on one of Starry's scarves. When the two Unis had been little, it had been Starry who'd tried on each single piece of...
|To Err is Neopian|
Anariccia the pink Acara was slumped on the floor in a ridiculously awkward position, reading 'Toast Treats' for the umpteenth time...
It was a newspaper. I never really found much intrigue in it; I usually would just fetch it for Mom every morning. I didn't know Neopian citizens actually WROTE it...
|Three Wishes: Part Nine|
"I can sense you, little spies. You are trying to escape me." The Master's voice, now twice as horrible with disembodiment, clawed its way into Sylkon's mind...