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Gourmet Restaurants - Top Three

Here are rated three of the best well-known restaurants in every aspect.

by ridiculer
A Passion for Conducting

Without a conductor, music would just be bland.

by zewq
Mega Malls and Corner Stores: Behind the Counter

Neopoints. They seem to make the Neo world go round.

by cheeswheelsoffire
Underwater Fishing: The Easy 5-Step Guide!

In the depths of Maraqua, an exciting new sport has come afloat! Underwater fishing, an instant classic!

by kacim22_2
Talking with Mr. Ticket

Who exactly does this blue paw belong to? Why does he have a hidden stash of Lottery Tickets? Why share? These questions, and many more, will be answered for you today.

by lemonlovingcutie
Are YOU a Guild Hopper?

It's time to help people out with guilds.

by mackcat126
The Joy of Durians

The Meepits thank you for your time.

by dogglefoxgirl
Chia: Soon to be Limited Edition?

In a recent survey, the Neopian Government asked: Should Chias be banned from Neopets?

by ray177483
Major Turnovers of Year 9!

Many severe changes took place last year that changed life at Neopia...

Also by romantikoua_3

by water_park1993

 
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"The Bilge" by samurai_lincoln
My life consisted of doing jobs for someone until the work dried up, spending all my earned Neopoints on worthless trinkets that I'd inevitably lose, and then looking for a new chore. One of those jobs was working of a fishing trawler as a deckhand, along with a rugged Lenny who called himself Tarfeather. He had clearly seen his share...




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The Adventures of Azarak and Zimra: The Beginning
But it wasn't always like this. After all, everyone has to start somewhere. How exactly does a hero become a hero, anyway?

by scoogums

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Life As A Food
Please do not eat our food friends!

by peroxwhy_gen

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The Darkest Faerie Returns: Part Two
"What are you two doing in there?! Don't you know that only Siyana and King Altador are allowed in there? Get out before somebody sees you!"

by ewagon

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Another Hero's Journey: Dreams - Part Four
The red Skeith eyed Reuben critically at first before breaking into a pompous grin and clapping the Blumaroo on the back. "You are ready, I presume?"

by precious_katuch14

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Puppets and Mood Rings...
Pattertwig?

by pretty_kitty_119

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Unknown Title: The Picture
Don't EVER insult the Battledomer of the family.

by pikemaster1



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