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Whirlpool: The Official Game Guide

But now, Maraquan petpets have strayed out of their homes in this underwater world, and are in danger...

by jockylocky
Down the Symol Hole I Go!

"Well, the only reason that nobody else has found it is because only a symol can activate it..."

by __lyra152__
10 Keys to a Great Guild

It doesn't matter if you have the COOLEST guild background if your guild has a boring subject!

by sandy9979__41
The Tropical Food Shop and Alternative Uses!

There is hope for you yet. Beyond the soothing whisper of tropical winds, and not far from where the ocean meets the golden, Mystery Island shores, a tiny shop sits, and within, all the promise of Neopian temptations and treats.

Also by chivo

by anjie

Labeling Neopian "il-Literacy"

On the Neoboards, we all know the drill: have a small tiny font nobody can read...

by xwinglite
Where There Are Wheels, There Are Ways

So here's a guide dedicated to help you find out the best, the priciest, and the most absurd wheels ever created!

by sylviau
An Interview with a Bottled Faerie

It's an insult! An insult, I say! How would you feel if you were being bought and sold...

by midnighters9496
What in Neopia is Inside?!

What could possibly in that Unlabelled Tin Can that has been eluding Neopians for years?

by firon_silver343
Xweetok Collage

With Xweetok Day approaching at a great speed, it’s about time somebody decided to poll Neopia on their favourite colour options for the Xweetok.

by dopey_opey
Analysis of a Neopian Economy: Golden Sun Chalice

"Oops! The code has been fixed now. Let the inflation begin."

by neopoint01
Xweetok - The New Evil Threat

Most people don't realise that, sitting within our very Neohomes, is the biggest rising threat Neopia has ever faced.

by lil_neo_freak242
 
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Neopian "Illiteracy"



Supposedly, everyone who is able to create a guildless board and read the guild advertisement is literate. There is no "semi-literate". In response to a guild's "literate requirement", an average person would make sure they can read what is posted and simply be able to respond; however, a Neopian would think, 'Well, my font is tiny and black, my avatar is cute... yes, I believe I'm literate...'



Other Stories


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Finding Her Wings
The young lady waited as patiently as she could in the castle's throne room...

by draikmistress123

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How The Brain Tree Shared His Wisdom
The White Zafara came closer. Did she not realize she was about to pass by the Brain Tree?

by star_spangled_blonde

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Highrock Pack History Songs: Song for Three Voices - Part Eight
They were on their way back to Dragon Canyon Pack territory. Shriek was dubious, but Kris insisted that they needed to test how well the disrupter would work...

by shinkoryu14

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The Challenge: Part Six
Corran tripped hard over a gnarled tree root, and a sharp pain went up his left wrist...

by kandeegrrl

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From the Mind of an Incredibly Bored Artist
One bite is painful, but a second bite's poisonous.

by tori_of_the_elves

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Appropriate Jobs Ep#2
There are some jobs your neopet was born to do... that's not to say they're enjoyable.

by insignificantone



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