|Up-to-date coverage on faerie wars
||Issue: 319 | 21st day of Storing, Y9
|Whirlpool: The Official Game GuideBut now, Maraquan petpets have strayed out of their homes in this underwater world, and are in danger...|
|Down the Symol Hole I Go!"Well, the only reason that nobody else has found it is because only a symol can activate it..."|
|10 Keys to a Great GuildIt doesn't matter if you have the COOLEST guild background if your guild has a boring subject! |
|The Tropical Food Shop and Alternative Uses!There is hope for you yet. Beyond the soothing whisper of tropical winds, and not far from where the ocean meets the golden, Mystery Island shores, a tiny shop sits, and within, all the promise of Neopian temptations and treats.
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|Labeling Neopian "il-Literacy"On the Neoboards, we all know the drill: have a small tiny font nobody can read...|
|Where There Are Wheels, There Are WaysSo here's a guide dedicated to help you find out the best, the priciest, and the most absurd wheels ever created!|
|An Interview with a Bottled FaerieIt's an insult! An insult, I say! How would you feel if you were being bought and sold...|
|What in Neopia is Inside?!What could possibly in that Unlabelled Tin Can that has been eluding Neopians for years? |
|Xweetok CollageWith Xweetok Day approaching at a great speed, it’s about time somebody decided to poll Neopia on their favourite colour options for the Xweetok. |
|Analysis of a Neopian Economy: Golden Sun Chalice"Oops! The code has been fixed now. Let the inflation begin."|
|Xweetok - The New Evil ThreatMost people don't realise that, sitting within our very Neohomes, is the biggest rising threat Neopia has ever faced.|
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Supposedly, everyone who is able to create a guildless board and read the guild advertisement is literate. There is no "semi-literate". In response to a guild's "literate requirement", an average person would make sure they can read what is posted and simply be able to respond; however, a Neopian would think, 'Well, my font is tiny and black, my avatar is cute... yes, I believe I'm literate...'
"Sweetheart, it's just a color! You will look adorable with those big sappy eyes and rich Grey fur..."
Sacha ran to greet her friend as she came into view. She could tell something was wrong the minute she saw Laika's face...
All is fair in love and... um, getting your Baby Neopet to eat his dinner.