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||Issue: 317 | 9th day of Storing, Y9
|Light Is the New DarkLight Faeries are terribly evil.|
|A Guide to Poogle RacingThe Poogle Racing track can be found in the heart of Faerieland, always with a number of Neopians flailing their arms this way and that as they watch their favourite Poogle...|
|The Beginner's Guide To The Neopian Stock MarketAs you keep going, you may notice some of your stocks start to rise. It's not only good that you are keeping an eye out for these kinds of things; this means you're getting closer to a sale! |
|Are You Considering Owning a Lab Pet?I didn't say that raising a lab pet is impossible; I'm just saying that it will be tough if you're not prepared...|
|Real or Rumor: Sloth EditionDid a delivery Grundo spot Sloth in FOOTIE PAJAMAS?!?|
|The Care and Keeping of SlorgsThis article is a simple guide about what to do, and what not to do, as a slorg owner.|
|What Not to Eat Before a Big Night OutSPLAT! You look down, and there, on your gown, is a big splot of tomato sauce. What are you going to do? |
|Heroing How-ToThe Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero.|
|Paint Brush Polls: TyrannianToday we're taking a look at those prehistoric prodigies who've revolutionized the world of fashion with their flaming hot throw-back styles.|
|How to Survive your Post-Halloween Candy-FestThere are those that rationed their candy sensibly, sampled a few and saved the rest of their stash for later. We must all take note from this latter group, for they are the ones who enjoy Halloween to its fullest...|
|A Guide to Safe Pteri GroomingPteris depend on natural oils to lock their feathers together for both warmth and waterproofing. Soap will remove that natural oil, leaving the feathers dry and brittle.|
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"Rise Above" by rydeordiechic576
A painted pet was revered, cared for, played with. Unpainted pets were "disposable." Now with the clothing, he thought, even unpainted pets could be fabulous-looking. But if someone couldn't afford clothing or paintbrushes... well, for Azolito, there were only more...
The Darkest Faerie pursed her lips as she looked out the window. She couldn't believe it, but the plan was working...
"In honor of this special day, Pteri Day, tonight we will hold the first ever Professor Edgar Eyrie Scavenger Hunt..."