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Light Is the New Dark

Light Faeries are terribly evil.

by castaway155
A Guide to Poogle Racing

The Poogle Racing track can be found in the heart of Faerieland, always with a number of Neopians flailing their arms this way and that as they watch their favourite Poogle...

by ginelga
The Beginner's Guide To The Neopian Stock Market

As you keep going, you may notice some of your stocks start to rise. It's not only good that you are keeping an eye out for these kinds of things; this means you're getting closer to a sale!

by emilyvine
Are You Considering Owning a Lab Pet?

I didn't say that raising a lab pet is impossible; I'm just saying that it will be tough if you're not prepared...

by chirykaru
Real or Rumor: Sloth Edition

Did a delivery Grundo spot Sloth in FOOTIE PAJAMAS?!?

by potatohead2
The Care and Keeping of Slorgs

This article is a simple guide about what to do, and what not to do, as a slorg owner.

by xandurh
What Not to Eat Before a Big Night Out

SPLAT! You look down, and there, on your gown, is a big splot of tomato sauce. What are you going to do?

by savannah812
Heroing How-To

The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero.

by neesboy
Paint Brush Polls: Tyrannian

Today we're taking a look at those prehistoric prodigies who've revolutionized the world of fashion with their flaming hot throw-back styles.

by kallykat_03
How to Survive your Post-Halloween Candy-Fest

There are those that rationed their candy sensibly, sampled a few and saved the rest of their stash for later. We must all take note from this latter group, for they are the ones who enjoy Halloween to its fullest...

by evie_firebolt
A Guide to Safe Pteri Grooming

Pteris depend on natural oils to lock their feathers together for both warmth and waterproofing. Soap will remove that natural oil, leaving the feathers dry and brittle.

by silencespringdragon
 
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Heroing How-To



While the Defenders of Neopia are unparalleled in their successes, it is not an easy job, and retirement often rolls around prematurely as superheroes find themselves incapable of putting up with the strenuous barrage of radioactive emissions, fireballs, electric shocks, and corny puns thrown at them by villains. The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero. The first step towards an illustrious position...



Other Stories


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Rise Above
"Mommy, those pets aren't wearing anything!" a small Kacheek piped, pointing at the crowd beneath the Money Tree...

by rydeordiechic576

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Page and the Exams
As they parted, Page looked after Sammi worriedly. She felt bad, knowing how much the Uni struggled to keep up with class work...

by bookworm_kate347

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Finding the Faith: Part Two
"If she was like the rest of the villagers, sir, why would the Acara have attacked her?"

by i_see_short_people83

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A Spy's Tale: New Life - Part Four
Lifting the bandage with her dark grey paw, Audri's mouth shot open when she saw that the wound was partially closed. She touched it gently with her finger; again, she saw her bracelet glow...

by allo_allo_numa

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The Reason Zippo Isn't Musical
Zippo is not musical. O_o

by otulissa_noctowl

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Baby Adventures: Clothing Crisis
Where's my scarf?

by cinderkitty17



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