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Light Is the New Dark

Light Faeries are terribly evil.

by castaway155
A Guide to Poogle Racing

The Poogle Racing track can be found in the heart of Faerieland, always with a number of Neopians flailing their arms this way and that as they watch their favourite Poogle...

by ginelga
The Beginner's Guide To The Neopian Stock Market

As you keep going, you may notice some of your stocks start to rise. It's not only good that you are keeping an eye out for these kinds of things; this means you're getting closer to a sale!

by emilyvine
Are You Considering Owning a Lab Pet?

I didn't say that raising a lab pet is impossible; I'm just saying that it will be tough if you're not prepared...

by chirykaru
Real or Rumor: Sloth Edition

Did a delivery Grundo spot Sloth in FOOTIE PAJAMAS?!?

by potatohead2
The Care and Keeping of Slorgs

This article is a simple guide about what to do, and what not to do, as a slorg owner.

by xandurh
What Not to Eat Before a Big Night Out

SPLAT! You look down, and there, on your gown, is a big splot of tomato sauce. What are you going to do?

by savannah812
Heroing How-To

The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero.

by neesboy
Paint Brush Polls: Tyrannian

Today we're taking a look at those prehistoric prodigies who've revolutionized the world of fashion with their flaming hot throw-back styles.

by kallykat_03
How to Survive your Post-Halloween Candy-Fest

There are those that rationed their candy sensibly, sampled a few and saved the rest of their stash for later. We must all take note from this latter group, for they are the ones who enjoy Halloween to its fullest...

by evie_firebolt
A Guide to Safe Pteri Grooming

Pteris depend on natural oils to lock their feathers together for both warmth and waterproofing. Soap will remove that natural oil, leaving the feathers dry and brittle.

by silencespringdragon
 
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"Domination 2" by amwolford
"It would be a whole lot easier if the both of us teamed up. Once my plan is carried out, you and I can defeat the other villains so Neopia will belong to us and only us. Why, with my brains and your powers... and my brains, we could take over this planet..."




Other Stories


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Horseradish and Shrink Rays
"I have forgotten to water my garden," she proclaimed with a grand gesture towards the ceiling...

by rainbow_mist_wave

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There's a Monster in my Bedroom
"Suuure," he replied casually, playing along with her little game. "Look, Naala, every kid goes through these phases..."

by spotlightstarzafara

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Ultimate Decision: Part Seven
Bind all, free all. Could it really be true? Doubt still lingered in Renelle's mind, but there was no longer room for it...

by reggieman721

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Evil Death: Part Three
Hunger consumed him. Eliv hadn't eaten in days and he struggled to move along the bustling city streets. He could barely see...

by sirussblack

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Multi Media No.1
SPLAT!! ...oops.

by u_uzzzzz

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Freak-out - The Burglar
THUMP!

by ichigostars



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