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Where Are the Pteris?

But tell me, how many Pteris have you seen in the plots? Depressingly, only one Pteri can be found anywhere in the plots.

by liktra
Invasion of the Fuzzles - A Guide to Evil Fuzzles from Beyond the Stars

Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away!

by swisscat
Rainbow Dung: The Pretty, the Strange, and the Smelly

Rainbow Dung is one of the most curious items that you can find in Neopia. Where did it come from? Who created it? Why is it so amazing?

by spirit_of_myths
Jelly: Underestimated?

Seriously. Jelly World doesn't exist. But jelly is fun. =)

by truenerdsbelonghere
Surviving the Help Chat

Having spent many a day sifting through the spam of HC, I decided to finally create a guide to actually getting help while still being polite...

by lunar_reflections
Lavalilly's Guide to Success

Written and Researched by Lavalilly

by czenko28
Your Friendly Walkthrough to Hubrid's Hero Heist

I hope this will help you get a trophy in this game of magic and monsters!

by danman111111
Umbrellas: The Good and the Bad

You want to have an umbrella that is both fashionable and practical!

by twinkies0711
The Key to a Slorg-Free Home

Protecting yourself from Slorgs is very important. You don’t want any of that disgusting green slime getting on you, do you? Fortunately, you can take a few simple steps to keep yourself safe from Slorgs.

by mo0moo
How To Use 20 Fishing Items You Thought Were Useless

Fishing "junk" is everywhere. Neopia's systems of exchange, especially the Money Tree, are flooded with it...

by summerlove77
 
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"I Am Moehawk" by anorexnik
Moey entered the room, blinking at the light that shone directly into his eyes. He saw the assistant hand his application to one of the Yes Boy Ice Cream Shoyrus and tried not to show his nerves. They were here? Watching him? Moey felt his stomach churn...




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Too Much Trouble
Much to his surprise, the Yurble found the observatory spotless. It took him a few more seconds to realize that a tall, sturdy broom was leaning against the wall...

by moonea123

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Chronicles of the Altador Cup: Team Meridell
Gregorgio sped toward the goal, where Sir Pollonaire Freidl, the team captain, waited...

by tplanford

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The Ties That Bind: Part Three
Mel grinned. She knew that eventually Sam would give in and come crawling back to her, apologizing and begging her to be her friend again. Little did she know, however, Sam was brewing a similar plan...

by sytra

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The Silent City: Part Seven
They were simply there one minute and gone the next. Etana began to run, faster and faster until finally she leaped into the air, wings snapping out and carrying her upward...

by xialavin

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Ham-I-Am 4: Morphing potion pt. II
I don't like the way you're looking at me...

by pettamapossum

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Progressive Stupidity
Believe it or not...

by invader_chloemew



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