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Where Are the Pteris?

But tell me, how many Pteris have you seen in the plots? Depressingly, only one Pteri can be found anywhere in the plots.

by liktra
Invasion of the Fuzzles - A Guide to Evil Fuzzles from Beyond the Stars

Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away!

by swisscat
Rainbow Dung: The Pretty, the Strange, and the Smelly

Rainbow Dung is one of the most curious items that you can find in Neopia. Where did it come from? Who created it? Why is it so amazing?

by spirit_of_myths
Jelly: Underestimated?

Seriously. Jelly World doesn't exist. But jelly is fun. =)

by truenerdsbelonghere
Surviving the Help Chat

Having spent many a day sifting through the spam of HC, I decided to finally create a guide to actually getting help while still being polite...

by lunar_reflections
Lavalilly's Guide to Success

Written and Researched by Lavalilly

by czenko28
Your Friendly Walkthrough to Hubrid's Hero Heist

I hope this will help you get a trophy in this game of magic and monsters!

by danman111111
Umbrellas: The Good and the Bad

You want to have an umbrella that is both fashionable and practical!

by twinkies0711
The Key to a Slorg-Free Home

Protecting yourself from Slorgs is very important. You don’t want any of that disgusting green slime getting on you, do you? Fortunately, you can take a few simple steps to keep yourself safe from Slorgs.

by mo0moo
How To Use 20 Fishing Items You Thought Were Useless

Fishing "junk" is everywhere. Neopia's systems of exchange, especially the Money Tree, are flooded with it...

by summerlove77
 
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"The Meepit Show Returns" by spoonguardonline
Let's meet the contestants. In the last show, some of you may remember that there were five contestants, but, frankly, we couldn't find five people who wanted to come here, so we'll have to make do with three. However, some of you...




Other Stories


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Memoirs of a Lab Rat
I can't believe this. I was zapped into a boy. A BOY on my FIRST ZAP!

by averryyy

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A Ditsy of Hope
"You ready for the lab ray, Qin?" asked the girl, looking down at him. He peered up at her silently...

by shadow_sabre_

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Finding the Faith: Part One
Just as I was taking the soup pot off of the fire, my father came into the small house grumbling that my brother had shirked his evening chores again to gossip...

by i_see_short_people83

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Witches!: Part Two
"You don't go around arresting witches! You run away!" Morguss explained...

by herdygerdy

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Never Ending Nonsense
Skort Devil, now THAT'S something to see roaming around Neopia stealing people's items! O_O

by bigsis4jc

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Ham-I-Am 4: Morphing potion pt. II
I don't like the way you're looking at me...

by pettamapossum



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