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Where Are the Pteris?

But tell me, how many Pteris have you seen in the plots? Depressingly, only one Pteri can be found anywhere in the plots.

by liktra
Invasion of the Fuzzles - A Guide to Evil Fuzzles from Beyond the Stars

Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away!

by swisscat
Rainbow Dung: The Pretty, the Strange, and the Smelly

Rainbow Dung is one of the most curious items that you can find in Neopia. Where did it come from? Who created it? Why is it so amazing?

by spirit_of_myths
Jelly: Underestimated?

Seriously. Jelly World doesn't exist. But jelly is fun. =)

by truenerdsbelonghere
Surviving the Help Chat

Having spent many a day sifting through the spam of HC, I decided to finally create a guide to actually getting help while still being polite...

by lunar_reflections
Lavalilly's Guide to Success

Written and Researched by Lavalilly

by czenko28
Your Friendly Walkthrough to Hubrid's Hero Heist

I hope this will help you get a trophy in this game of magic and monsters!

by danman111111
Umbrellas: The Good and the Bad

You want to have an umbrella that is both fashionable and practical!

by twinkies0711
The Key to a Slorg-Free Home

Protecting yourself from Slorgs is very important. You don’t want any of that disgusting green slime getting on you, do you? Fortunately, you can take a few simple steps to keep yourself safe from Slorgs.

by mo0moo
How To Use 20 Fishing Items You Thought Were Useless

Fishing "junk" is everywhere. Neopia's systems of exchange, especially the Money Tree, are flooded with it...

by summerlove77
 
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"Dear Diary" by xx_lemondrop_xx
I made tons of new friends today, like Cliff the purple Tonu and Misty the red Kacheek. However, I also met someone who was not so friendly: Moe the blue Grarrl. He told me that he was going to make me give him my lunch ticket! I managed to avoid him the rest of the day...




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Dear Diary
I also met someone who was not so friendly: Moe the blue Grarrl. He told me that he was going to make me give him my lunch ticket!

by xx_lemondrop_xx

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Too Much Trouble
Much to his surprise, the Yurble found the observatory spotless. It took him a few more seconds to realize that a tall, sturdy broom was leaning against the wall...

by moonea123

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The Silent City: Part Seven
They were simply there one minute and gone the next. Etana began to run, faster and faster until finally she leaped into the air, wings snapping out and carrying her upward...

by xialavin

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Finding the Faith: Part One
Just as I was taking the soup pot off of the fire, my father came into the small house grumbling that my brother had shirked his evening chores again to gossip...

by i_see_short_people83

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Taco Time!
That's just disgusting...

by nutrinoplyr296

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Heavy Mental
Never turn your back on the ocean. Like, ever.

by 4zure



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