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Discoveries of Professor P. Shaw: The Meepit

So. The Meepit. The first great discovery, as the professor likes to call them, is the fact that Meepits are not a threat.

by mithril_mithrandir
The Top Ten Best Halloween Candies

Number one is quite possibly the most underpriced chocolate out there today! It's –can I get a drum roll please?

by superfaerie04
An Interview With The Nightsteed

Nightsteed: Well, I am definitely mummified, but I am no mummy, I can assure you.

by ghostwolf18
How To Make Your Neohome Haunted Woods Resistant

Do not make your rooms out of anything less than wood or brick, but to be safe, I recommend stone.

by the_undead_marshall
Common Misconceptions: The Brain Tree

Yes, he's mean and ugly, but that's beside the point; he's mean because nobody likes him, and nobody likes him because he's mean. It's a vicious cycle..

by visorak_commander
My Top Ten Spooky Food Picks!

Gross? Strange? No! There are just regular food looking quite... erm... bad?

by pokemon12345566
Your Trophy Cabinet in the Halloween Mood

Whack-a-Ghost is already a famous and much played game in the game arcade of Neopia. It's the ultimate Halloween game...

by gigglywinnie
Handy Halloween Bash Hints

It's time to break out those Caramel Apples and Jack-o-Lanterns, because our scariest holiday- besides Usukicon, of course- is just around the corner...

by nagara_and_samarae
A Guide To Owning A Sklyde

Let me refresh your memory. It's pretty much a walking, bad tempered, hissing skeleton.

by lupegirl10811
Fantastic Trick-or-Treating

In order to get the best treats, without having to endure any tricks, you must perfect your Halloween plans!

by giggilogalmewmew
Your Guide To Year 9's Spookiest Halloween Bashes

Hallow's Eve. Deciding which Halloween party to attend is no simple feat. There are many things to consider...

by evie_firebolt
31 Neopian Ways To Celebrate Halloween

If you are one of those who is not content with idle chatter when excitement is accessible, here are some fun suggestions...

by imsleepingbeauty
Being Evil: A Step-By-Step Guide

From finding henchman to taking candy from babies, we cover every aspect on how to make you the next Sloth!

by paper
A Guide To Leftover Candy

The doorknob turns more easily than you expected. You take a second to breathe, to try and calm yourself down before what is about to come before you...

by psychopsam
When "Boo" Isn't Enough

Do you dread Halloween parties, knowing you're an awful conversationalist? Does the thought of brushing shoulders with the wretched and famous make you want to hide under your blankets and whimper?

by readsalot4211
 
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Other Stories


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Halloween is for Tricksters
"We don't have to go trespassing on some property out in the middle of nowhere to enjoy the spirit of the night!"

by taipeiss

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Never Trust Your Siblings On Halloween
"But it's Ha-allowe-eeen," Atyr moaned. "Everyone else gets to trick-or-treat at Halloween time..."

Also by nummy_yummy_stuff

by rachelindea


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Ultimate Decision: Part Five
Jerdana would be questioning each and every one of them. Would she use magic? Would she cast some sort of truth spell that would force Renelle to admit what she had done?

by reggieman721

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The Mutant Prince: Part Four
He had tried without success to file down the grotesque black claws that had magically sprouted out of his shapely hands, but the curse had grown the claws back to full size within a mere hour...

by maipom

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Ill Effects
How often does this happen? o.o

by sketchychik

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A Meridell Halloween
Marcus likes to trick or treat in Meridell for one big reason!

by xandurh



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