|Battle Quills... ready!
||Issue: 315 | 26th day of Collecting, Y9
|Discoveries of Professor P. Shaw: The MeepitSo. The Meepit. The first great discovery, as the professor likes to call them, is the fact that Meepits are not a threat. |
|The Top Ten Best Halloween CandiesNumber one is quite possibly the most underpriced chocolate out there today! It's –can I get a drum roll please?|
|An Interview With The NightsteedNightsteed: Well, I am definitely mummified, but I am no mummy, I can assure you. |
|How To Make Your Neohome Haunted Woods ResistantDo not make your rooms out of anything less than wood or brick, but to be safe, I recommend stone.|
|Common Misconceptions: The Brain TreeYes, he's mean and ugly, but that's beside the point; he's mean because nobody likes him, and nobody likes him because he's mean. It's a vicious cycle..|
|My Top Ten Spooky Food Picks!Gross? Strange? No! There are just regular food looking quite... erm... bad?|
|Your Trophy Cabinet in the Halloween MoodWhack-a-Ghost is already a famous and much played game in the game arcade of Neopia. It's the ultimate Halloween game...|
|Handy Halloween Bash HintsIt's time to break out those Caramel Apples and Jack-o-Lanterns, because our scariest holiday- besides Usukicon, of course- is just around the corner...|
|A Guide To Owning A SklydeLet me refresh your memory. It's pretty much a walking, bad tempered, hissing skeleton.|
|Fantastic Trick-or-TreatingIn order to get the best treats, without having to endure any tricks, you must perfect your Halloween plans!|
|Your Guide To Year 9's Spookiest Halloween BashesHallow's Eve. Deciding which Halloween party to attend is no simple feat. There are many things to consider...|
|31 Neopian Ways To Celebrate HalloweenIf you are one of those who is not content with idle chatter when excitement is accessible, here are some fun suggestions...|
|Being Evil: A Step-By-Step GuideFrom finding henchman to taking candy from babies, we cover every aspect on how to make you the next Sloth!|
|A Guide To Leftover CandyThe doorknob turns more easily than you expected. You take a second to breathe, to try and calm yourself down before what is about to come before you...|
|When "Boo" Isn't EnoughDo you dread Halloween parties, knowing you're an awful conversationalist? Does the thought of brushing shoulders with the wretched and famous make you want to hide under your blankets and whimper?|
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We're here to show you the good, the bad, and the ugly—the parties to hit and the parties to miss. If you're lucky enough to receive exclusive invitations to any of Neopia's biggest Halloween bashes, still waiting on your empty mailbox or are planning to sneak into any of them, this is the guide for you! Plus...
|The Sinister Stamp|
I think I shall allow someone to purchase me, and then I will bring terror into the whole stamp album! My evil plots will prevail!
|The Mutant Prince: Part Four|
He had tried without success to file down the grotesque black claws that had magically sprouted out of his shapely hands, but the curse had grown the claws back to full size within a mere hour...
|A Haunted Path: Part One|
He conjured the image of his adopted Aisha sister to mind. "Arabella was falsely enticed to go. She wouldn't have gone if..."