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||Issue: 313 | 12th day of Collecting, Y9
|Fish - Not For Dinner Anymore!While many of the underwater fishing fish are tasty treats, they also make wonderful, loyal pets. |
|Mystery of the Coconut ShyThere amongst the ragged trees and broken stalls stood a Coconut Shy, the owner beckoning mysteriously...|
|Don't Lose Your Temper!Follow these tips and your rage will eventually subside. Remember, I am just using Hannah and the Ice Caves as an example...|
|Your Handy Guide to Taking Care of a JubJubYou may think that feeding a JubJub is no different from any other pet, right? Just put the plate on the table and let them eat it? It's actually much harder than that.|
|Foods To Celebrate The Fall SeasonWhatever makes you enjoy your autumn, I'm sure that what makes lots of Neopians jump for joy when summer ends – is the wide variety of foods perfect to celebrate the fall season!|
|Lost Desert or a Lost Paradise?Ickmire made his shocking discovery on a day much like any other in the Lost Desert...|
|A Closer Look at the NeggDo you know where neggs come from?|
|Customisation Spotlight: Can You Be a Star?There's a hot new contest in Neopia. The Customisation Spotlight, where all Neopians have a chance to vote for your pet, depending on how it has been customised. |
|Going GreyWith the new craze of grey also comes a complete personality change from happy-go-lucky pet to one with a dejected, abandoned aura...|
|Owning a Shop with InterestsMake a chart of what you purchase and how much it cost. Obtain a shop that is big enough for you to handle.|
|Ultra Fashionable Potato SackHave you any idea just how much that will cost?|
|All Mopped Out!A surfeit of pesky, filthy Petpets have invaded the illustrious Hall of Heroes. You play the janitor...|
|The Official Guide to PotatoesPotatoes are a big part of life.|
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Want to learn the fundamentals behind cleaning your beloved, grimy Petpets? Want to know how to refashion that traditional boring mop session into a fun-filled adventure that will keep you occupied for months on end? Well, I can't guarantee that much, but I can offer you some helpful advice and advanced tips for the brand new exciting game called Mop 'n' Bop! Soon you will discover just how fascinating and undervalued the art of mopping really is...
|Blue's Way: Part Three|
Just a few moments later, Rei and Fura were walking through the forest with Blue. They had announced to the Kougra that they would help him, and he had immediately told them what his secret was...
|The Silent City: Part Four|
Etana looked at the rock impassively for a moment, then scrunched up her face in the sudden realisation that the lump was moving slightly...