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||Issue: 312 | 5th day of Collecting, Y9
|How To Find The Right Guild For YouThe first thing you have to do is decide what type of guild interests you. |
|Know-how Language of TodayYes, by the end of this article you will be fully capable of cruising the Neoboards with a content, smug expression on your face.|
|Neopian EconomicsWhere do neopoints come from? How are they used? Where do they go? |
|Yooyuball Addicts: How to Survive the Off-SeasonYooyuball fandom has spread far and wide, reaching the crevices of the Kreludan moon and even the stone-age setting of Tyrannia...|
|Common Misconceptions: The SnowagerWhy do people rob the Snowager?|
|So You Want A JobDr. Sloth is angry at me for putting other job ads in here besides his own. There goes my promotion...|
|Rescue Mission: Princess Lunara!No more scaling mountains. Now saving a princess is as easy as answering a few questions!|
|Gallery Basics: The How and the WhyMaking a decent gallery is not nearly as difficult as it may seem.|
|The Economics of Plot PrizesNow after all your hard work scoring goals, slinging slushies, and making noise, what prizes should you choose to get the most out of your plot points? |
|Yoyos: The Good and the BadHowever fun a yoyo might look like to you, never underestimate how dangerous a yoyo can be...|
|How This Old Geezer Sees CustomizationAlthough such changes were never so sudden, they certainly have been as drastic...|
|A History of Beverages: Tea Makes a ComebackAlthough most of you are better acquainted with coffee, tea is a tradition that has weathered the tests of time...|
|Five Key Ways to Survive the Pet Rating SystemNow, in what seems to be a feature created because of these boards' popularity, a 5-star rating system has been introduced for each pet on his or her pet lookup...|
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"Travelers" by odel_chan
Dew-garnished fields stretched out below, each individual grass blade seeming to shine like an emerald under the newly-risen sun. The residents of the small cottages below were only just awakening from a peaceful slumber. The beekadoodles filled the air with their melodious chatter...
|The Dancer's Tale|
"I bet you are too scared to go knock on her door and run away!" Hari, Jula's best friend, taunted one afternoon...
|Deep Secrets: Part Seven|
He had been a war hero, yes; he was the king of the Desert, yes; but he was old, and fading. He told Demetrius the same five stories again and again...