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||Issue: 312 | 5th day of Collecting, Y9
|How To Find The Right Guild For YouThe first thing you have to do is decide what type of guild interests you. |
|Know-how Language of TodayYes, by the end of this article you will be fully capable of cruising the Neoboards with a content, smug expression on your face.|
|Neopian EconomicsWhere do neopoints come from? How are they used? Where do they go? |
|Yooyuball Addicts: How to Survive the Off-SeasonYooyuball fandom has spread far and wide, reaching the crevices of the Kreludan moon and even the stone-age setting of Tyrannia...|
|Common Misconceptions: The SnowagerWhy do people rob the Snowager?|
|So You Want A JobDr. Sloth is angry at me for putting other job ads in here besides his own. There goes my promotion...|
|Rescue Mission: Princess Lunara!No more scaling mountains. Now saving a princess is as easy as answering a few questions!|
|Gallery Basics: The How and the WhyMaking a decent gallery is not nearly as difficult as it may seem.|
|The Economics of Plot PrizesNow after all your hard work scoring goals, slinging slushies, and making noise, what prizes should you choose to get the most out of your plot points? |
|Yoyos: The Good and the BadHowever fun a yoyo might look like to you, never underestimate how dangerous a yoyo can be...|
|How This Old Geezer Sees CustomizationAlthough such changes were never so sudden, they certainly have been as drastic...|
|A History of Beverages: Tea Makes a ComebackAlthough most of you are better acquainted with coffee, tea is a tradition that has weathered the tests of time...|
|Five Key Ways to Survive the Pet Rating SystemNow, in what seems to be a feature created because of these boards' popularity, a 5-star rating system has been introduced for each pet on his or her pet lookup...|
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"The Dancer's Tale" by lizzex8
"You just want to start trouble," Jula replied, standing on her tip-toes and twirling in a circle. A leaf fell from above and landed on top of the yellow Techo's head and Jula laughed heartily as she plucked it from his top. "Just because Grenda is supposed to be a mean, old..."
|Her Voice is Music|
She always talked to her sister, even if she couldn't hear. She had never learned sign language, but her sister seemed to understand...
"Oh, farm boy, good for you! You got up this morning. Get to work! I need the garden hedges trimmed." She turned back around to the mirror...