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||Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9
|Unstocked: One Writer's Restocking IneptitudeCursed with the slowest of slow connections (yeah, dial-up still exists), I gave up on the idea...|
|Petpet Abuse or Harmless Fun?There are many known cases throughout Neopia of Petpet abuse. Abuse that should not exist!|
|The Makings of a Great GuildI am here to share with you what has worked for me in finding a guild, in the hopes that you too will find that guild that you can stay in for many years to come.|
|Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup 2?Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding...|
|27 Reasonable Solutions to Everyday Neopet ProblemsPresto, instant results. |
|The Guide to Looking LiterateSo, have you ever wanted to have that charm and class of being literate?|
|No More Neotitle NonsenseAm I an Angelic Acara or a Boxing Bruce? Who cares! Poster on a Stick FTW!|
|Pant Devil: Annoying Thief or Annoying TalkerWell, it all started in middle school. Oh, I can remember those days. The lively roar of my classmates...|
|Money Making for BeginnersWhat do you do when you just can't afford that special something?|
|The Official Beginner's Guide to Nightsteed CareSo you are interested in obtaining a Nightsteed, eh?|
|How Much Do You Know About Neopets? #2!Pull out your paper and pencil and let's see how much you really know!|
|Feed Florg FrenzyJust who is Florg? Well, if you open the game, you’ll notice a big mutant Chia.
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|15 Marvelous Ways to Eat SocksNow, the simplest, yet quite tasty, way to eat socks is to take an average white sock...|
|Princess Lilac: Vanishing Princess or Runaway Royal?What exactly happened to the royalty of Terror Mountain?|
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"A Father's Letter" by me_n_pet
You have been lead to believe that you and your sister Lisha were orphans, and you do not know who your parents are. Though you were six when an orphanage took you in, all you could remember was your name and your sister's...
"I want you all out! I haven't employed you, and you have no right to intrude my factory! What are you waiting for? Get OUT!"
|Dangers of Boredom|
How shall I put this...? Oh. Yes, the last time Arphite was bored, he managed to get himself banned from the Neopia Central shopping center...
|What Am I?: Part Two|
Kelenria hesitated, trying to determine whether her next words were going to get her shredded. Finally deciding to risk it now rather than be forced to later, she said...