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Unstocked: One Writer's Restocking Ineptitude

Cursed with the slowest of slow connections (yeah, dial-up still exists), I gave up on the idea...

by taipeiss
Petpet Abuse or Harmless Fun?

There are many known cases throughout Neopia of Petpet abuse. Abuse that should not exist!

by tiger_lilly_girl
The Makings of a Great Guild

I am here to share with you what has worked for me in finding a guild, in the hopes that you too will find that guild that you can stay in for many years to come.

by anileaper
Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup 2?

Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding...

by iamskot
27 Reasonable Solutions to Everyday Neopet Problems

Presto, instant results.

by sylviau
The Guide to Looking Literate

So, have you ever wanted to have that charm and class of being literate?

by silverheartsz
No More Neotitle Nonsense

Am I an Angelic Acara or a Boxing Bruce? Who cares! Poster on a Stick FTW!

by neowizard1287
Pant Devil: Annoying Thief or Annoying Talker

Well, it all started in middle school. Oh, I can remember those days. The lively roar of my classmates...

by ubquitous
Money Making for Beginners

What do you do when you just can't afford that special something?

by competetor
The Official Beginner's Guide to Nightsteed Care

So you are interested in obtaining a Nightsteed, eh?

by ghostwolf18
How Much Do You Know About Neopets? #2!

Pull out your paper and pencil and let's see how much you really know!

by 13wocky_lover13
Feed Florg Frenzy

Just who is Florg? Well, if you open the game, you’ll notice a big mutant Chia.

Also by knucklestheechidna52

by pretty_feet

15 Marvelous Ways to Eat Socks

Now, the simplest, yet quite tasty, way to eat socks is to take an average white sock...

by catlover60023
Princess Lilac: Vanishing Princess or Runaway Royal?

What exactly happened to the royalty of Terror Mountain?

by klaus239
 
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"A Father's Letter" by me_n_pet
You have been lead to believe that you and your sister Lisha were orphans, and you do not know who your parents are. Though you were six when an orphanage took you in, all you could remember was your name and your sister's...




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To Paint with Sparkles
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The Mysterious Aisha Sorceress
She once was a normal Aisha--an Aisha named Melora. That, however, was some twenty years ago...

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The Chronicles of Knight III: End of Nightmare - Part Five
Out of the gloom a royal Uni charged. He halted in front of them and pawed the ground anxiously. "Sir Raatri and Lady Knight Avari?" the Uni asked...

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Deep Secrets: Part Six
"Nuria, I come in supplication."

One moment, nothing but empty desert beyond him—then...

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Pickled Olives
So why can't they eat pickled olives?

by tharkays_quest

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Kadmainia 2
Feeding Kadoaties can be dangerous sometimes.

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