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Unstocked: One Writer's Restocking Ineptitude

Cursed with the slowest of slow connections (yeah, dial-up still exists), I gave up on the idea...

by taipeiss
Petpet Abuse or Harmless Fun?

There are many known cases throughout Neopia of Petpet abuse. Abuse that should not exist!

by tiger_lilly_girl
The Makings of a Great Guild

I am here to share with you what has worked for me in finding a guild, in the hopes that you too will find that guild that you can stay in for many years to come.

by anileaper
Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup 2?

Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding...

by iamskot
27 Reasonable Solutions to Everyday Neopet Problems

Presto, instant results.

by sylviau
The Guide to Looking Literate

So, have you ever wanted to have that charm and class of being literate?

by silverheartsz
No More Neotitle Nonsense

Am I an Angelic Acara or a Boxing Bruce? Who cares! Poster on a Stick FTW!

by neowizard1287
Pant Devil: Annoying Thief or Annoying Talker

Well, it all started in middle school. Oh, I can remember those days. The lively roar of my classmates...

by ubquitous
Money Making for Beginners

What do you do when you just can't afford that special something?

by competetor
The Official Beginner's Guide to Nightsteed Care

So you are interested in obtaining a Nightsteed, eh?

by ghostwolf18
How Much Do You Know About Neopets? #2!

Pull out your paper and pencil and let's see how much you really know!

by 13wocky_lover13
Feed Florg Frenzy

Just who is Florg? Well, if you open the game, you’ll notice a big mutant Chia.

Also by knucklestheechidna52

by pretty_feet

15 Marvelous Ways to Eat Socks

Now, the simplest, yet quite tasty, way to eat socks is to take an average white sock...

by catlover60023
Princess Lilac: Vanishing Princess or Runaway Royal?

What exactly happened to the royalty of Terror Mountain?

by klaus239
 
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The Imperial Exam
"Spell..." The Kacheek narrowed his eyes as he peered through his tiny glasses. "... linguine." The Chia made a choking sound, but nodded...

by nativsis

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Freaky Factory
"I want you all out! I haven't employed you, and you have no right to intrude my factory! What are you waiting for? Get OUT!"

by calman49

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Star Power: Part Seven
After briefly skimming through the words to the music, she felt like choking herself with her cereal spoon. They were the stupidest, shallowest, most banal lyrics she had ever read...

by springsteen0991

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Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part Seven
The Lupe was yawning his fanged jaws off, scaring the passers-by to the other side of the road...

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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Restless Night: Part One
*wiggle*

by zelda2222

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Neopian Games - Wingoball
Warning: Do not touch the red gnomes...

by marlee_wuz_here



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