||Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9
|Unstocked: One Writer's Restocking IneptitudeCursed with the slowest of slow connections (yeah, dial-up still exists), I gave up on the idea...|
|Petpet Abuse or Harmless Fun?There are many known cases throughout Neopia of Petpet abuse. Abuse that should not exist!|
|The Makings of a Great GuildI am here to share with you what has worked for me in finding a guild, in the hopes that you too will find that guild that you can stay in for many years to come.|
|Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup 2?Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding...|
|27 Reasonable Solutions to Everyday Neopet ProblemsPresto, instant results. |
|The Guide to Looking LiterateSo, have you ever wanted to have that charm and class of being literate?|
|No More Neotitle NonsenseAm I an Angelic Acara or a Boxing Bruce? Who cares! Poster on a Stick FTW!|
|Pant Devil: Annoying Thief or Annoying TalkerWell, it all started in middle school. Oh, I can remember those days. The lively roar of my classmates...|
|Money Making for BeginnersWhat do you do when you just can't afford that special something?|
|The Official Beginner's Guide to Nightsteed CareSo you are interested in obtaining a Nightsteed, eh?|
|How Much Do You Know About Neopets? #2!Pull out your paper and pencil and let's see how much you really know!|
|Feed Florg FrenzyJust who is Florg? Well, if you open the game, you’ll notice a big mutant Chia.
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|15 Marvelous Ways to Eat SocksNow, the simplest, yet quite tasty, way to eat socks is to take an average white sock...|
|Princess Lilac: Vanishing Princess or Runaway Royal?What exactly happened to the royalty of Terror Mountain?|
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"How You Look At It" by concertogreat_8
That is how Mica is; she loves everything and anything, no matter what it looks like. She believes in taking in what no one else wants: the imperfect things. 'It depends on how you look at it,' she says. She has never minded that Violet's name is...
|The Imperial Exam|
"Spell..." The Kacheek narrowed his eyes as he peered through his tiny glasses. "... linguine." The Chia made a choking sound, but nodded...
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|Star Power: Part Seven|
After briefly skimming through the words to the music, she felt like choking herself with her cereal spoon. They were the stupidest, shallowest, most banal lyrics she had ever read...