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The Pile of Soot: The Guide to Neopia's Lab Petpet

Let's start with the number 1 rule:

DO NOT SNEEZE.

by felineprince

"I Flew into a Tree" -- and More Wacky Excuses

Let me ask you this: how many times have you tried "My Puppyblew ate my homework"? NO MORE.

by playmobil_is_my_life
Why a Krawk?

What exactly is it about Krawks that makes the owners of Neopia sigh with longing over them?

by wristlet
Neopets Unbound: A Guide to Mouseless Gaming

The first thing to know is that lacking a mouse (or a reliable one) is not the end of the world. Far from it. There are plenty of games that don't require a broad range of motion or dexterity with your cursor!

by literatehyaena
Show Off Your Pet! But First, Rate My Lookup?

Here are some of the most recent and most popular Neoboard topics, starting with the biggest, the rowdiest, the most "faboo" board topic of them all!

by indulgences
Guide to Wicked Wocky Wobble: Junk or Treasure

The object of the game is to help Wallace the Wocky catch as many of the falling items from the tree as possible using your mouse to control him. You must be careful, though; if you move too quickly it can be game over for you.

by night_angel302
Gettin' To the Good Stuff

You find no Buried Treasure, you already have that Geraptiku toy, Coltzan's shrine makes your hands glow blue, the fruit machine isn't a winning spin...

by streamergurl
Sifting Through the Sewers: A Guide to Sewage Surfer

The basic premise of Sewage Surfer is that the Neopian Central Sewer System hasn't been repaired in years...

by togepi_forever
The Top Five Coolest Colours for your Neopet

This guide will show you the top five darkest, creepiest, and coolest Neopets that ever emerged from the Rainbow Pool!

by jjquil
Mutant Pets... Truly Evil? Or Misjudged?

Mutant pets are extremely loyal to the few people who are their friends.

by adopt_today01
Annual Chocolate Ball Better Than Ever

Streamers made of dark chocolate drape the room elegantly. Gift bags of chocolate are carried around...

by princess325145
Imperial Exam: Passing the Cut

The gameplay is pretty easy. A speech bubble will appear above the Neopian at the front of the line. Inside that speech bubble will be a word...

by gooie629
School Supplies to Lead You to the Top of Your Class

The best notebook out there is the Grey Notebook. Your teacher will love trying to read your homework through the tear marks on the paper...

by susankidwell
Have a Ball

So the Annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, and I'm guessing all you know about it is that it involves... chocolate?

by confiserie
I've Got a Golden Ticket

Darn it! STILL no invite this year! What does it take to get invited to that darn Chocolate Ball anyway?

by shadowchamber
 
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Chocolate Ball!



A buzz of excitement is in the air. Hordes of Neopians are walking toward the one, the only, Annual Chocolate Ball. Most are turned away at the door, for they have no invitation (granted only to the best of Neopia) in their paws, hands, or hooves. This reporter has managed to grab an invite from an innocent passerby (it was all in the name of journalism!), and is now standing inside the Chocolate factory...



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Adventures of Hungry Skeith: Hunt for the Candychan
Cakes and ice creams sufficed just fine at the factory, but they lack that pepperminty goodness that I so crave...

by twocent

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To a New Life
She knew that she could have been out of the adoption agency months ago. After all, who wouldn't want a Cybunny? But unfortunately, that was the main reason the agency couldn't find Mel a home...

by zanirra

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The Mystery Behind Neoschool: Part Three
"Like I said before, there's no way those builders are going to ever let us know about Neoschool. What we have to do is blend in..."

by zuziafruzia

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Sunshine and the Sphere: Part One
It was some time after midnight. Rae knew that if he got caught coming home at this hour, and in this state, he'd be grounded for the rest of his life...

by punctuation_ninja

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Tag Can Be So Unfair!
You're it!

Also by _devimon_

by futuremrsharrypotter


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Lever of Doomed Avatar Collectors
You know you want to pull it.

by sleepysweeper



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