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||Issue: 309 | 14th day of Gathering, Y9
|The Pile of Soot: The Guide to Neopia's Lab PetpetLet's start with the number 1 rule:
DO NOT SNEEZE.
|"I Flew into a Tree" -- and More Wacky ExcusesLet me ask you this: how many times have you tried "My Puppyblew ate my homework"? NO MORE. |
|Why a Krawk?What exactly is it about Krawks that makes the owners of Neopia sigh with longing over them?|
|Neopets Unbound: A Guide to Mouseless GamingThe first thing to know is that lacking a mouse (or a reliable one) is not the end of the world. Far from it. There are plenty of games that don't require a broad range of motion or dexterity with your cursor! |
|Show Off Your Pet! But First, Rate My Lookup?Here are some of the most recent and most popular Neoboard topics, starting with the biggest, the rowdiest, the most "faboo" board topic of them all!|
|Guide to Wicked Wocky Wobble: Junk or TreasureThe object of the game is to help Wallace the Wocky catch as many of the falling items from the tree as possible using your mouse to control him. You must be careful, though; if you move too quickly it can be game over for you.|
|Gettin' To the Good StuffYou find no Buried Treasure, you already have that Geraptiku toy, Coltzan's shrine makes your hands glow blue, the fruit machine isn't a winning spin...|
|Sifting Through the Sewers: A Guide to Sewage SurferThe basic premise of Sewage Surfer is that the Neopian Central Sewer System hasn't been repaired in years...|
|The Top Five Coolest Colours for your NeopetThis guide will show you the top five darkest, creepiest, and coolest Neopets that ever emerged from the Rainbow Pool!|
|Mutant Pets... Truly Evil? Or Misjudged?Mutant pets are extremely loyal to the few people who are their friends.|
|Annual Chocolate Ball Better Than EverStreamers made of dark chocolate drape the room elegantly. Gift bags of chocolate are carried around...|
|Imperial Exam: Passing the CutThe gameplay is pretty easy. A speech bubble will appear above the Neopian at the front of the line. Inside that speech bubble will be a word...|
|School Supplies to Lead You to the Top of Your ClassThe best notebook out there is the Grey Notebook. Your teacher will love trying to read your homework through the tear marks on the paper...|
|Have a BallSo the Annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, and I'm guessing all you know about it is that it involves... chocolate? |
|I've Got a Golden TicketDarn it! STILL no invite this year! What does it take to get invited to that darn Chocolate Ball anyway?|
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A buzz of excitement is in the air. Hordes of Neopians are walking toward the one, the only, Annual Chocolate Ball. Most are turned away at the door, for they have no invitation (granted only to the best of Neopia) in their paws, hands, or hooves. This reporter has managed to grab an invite from an innocent passerby (it was all in the name of journalism!), and is now standing inside the Chocolate factory...
|To a New Life|
She knew that she could have been out of the adoption agency months ago. After all, who wouldn't want a Cybunny? But unfortunately, that was the main reason the agency couldn't find Mel a home...