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The Pile of Soot: The Guide to Neopia's Lab Petpet

Let's start with the number 1 rule:

DO NOT SNEEZE.

by felineprince

"I Flew into a Tree" -- and More Wacky Excuses

Let me ask you this: how many times have you tried "My Puppyblew ate my homework"? NO MORE.

by playmobil_is_my_life
Why a Krawk?

What exactly is it about Krawks that makes the owners of Neopia sigh with longing over them?

by wristlet
Neopets Unbound: A Guide to Mouseless Gaming

The first thing to know is that lacking a mouse (or a reliable one) is not the end of the world. Far from it. There are plenty of games that don't require a broad range of motion or dexterity with your cursor!

by literatehyaena
Show Off Your Pet! But First, Rate My Lookup?

Here are some of the most recent and most popular Neoboard topics, starting with the biggest, the rowdiest, the most "faboo" board topic of them all!

by indulgences
Guide to Wicked Wocky Wobble: Junk or Treasure

The object of the game is to help Wallace the Wocky catch as many of the falling items from the tree as possible using your mouse to control him. You must be careful, though; if you move too quickly it can be game over for you.

by night_angel302
Gettin' To the Good Stuff

You find no Buried Treasure, you already have that Geraptiku toy, Coltzan's shrine makes your hands glow blue, the fruit machine isn't a winning spin...

by streamergurl
Sifting Through the Sewers: A Guide to Sewage Surfer

The basic premise of Sewage Surfer is that the Neopian Central Sewer System hasn't been repaired in years...

by togepi_forever
The Top Five Coolest Colours for your Neopet

This guide will show you the top five darkest, creepiest, and coolest Neopets that ever emerged from the Rainbow Pool!

by jjquil
Mutant Pets... Truly Evil? Or Misjudged?

Mutant pets are extremely loyal to the few people who are their friends.

by adopt_today01
Annual Chocolate Ball Better Than Ever

Streamers made of dark chocolate drape the room elegantly. Gift bags of chocolate are carried around...

by princess325145
Imperial Exam: Passing the Cut

The gameplay is pretty easy. A speech bubble will appear above the Neopian at the front of the line. Inside that speech bubble will be a word...

by gooie629
School Supplies to Lead You to the Top of Your Class

The best notebook out there is the Grey Notebook. Your teacher will love trying to read your homework through the tear marks on the paper...

by susankidwell
Have a Ball

So the Annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, and I'm guessing all you know about it is that it involves... chocolate?

by confiserie
I've Got a Golden Ticket

Darn it! STILL no invite this year! What does it take to get invited to that darn Chocolate Ball anyway?

by shadowchamber
 
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The first thing to know is that lacking a mouse (or a reliable one) is not the end of the world. Far from it. There are plenty of games that don't require a broad range of motion or dexterity with your cursor! A lot of the older games, for example, are great ways to earn that precious NP. (And we all know how much you need it, what with inflation and all.) Meerca Chase, a classic game that was recently...



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Nothing Else
All she had to do was turn around and go back to her nice, warm, bed- "So what do I do?" she whispered, shivering, to herself. "Turn back, or keep going?"

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I Have Hope
I was confused. Our owner had left us a note? Usually she sat at the table every morning with us...

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Deep Secrets: Part Four
The rings really did go well with his fiery skin. The red and gold almost blended; the turquoise stood out. King Nassei was pleased...

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Star Power: Part Five
She shot her reflection in the mirror an interrogating glare. "You know what, Lena, I'm sick of you," she said to herself...

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NC MALL
Daydream~

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Happy Birthday!
A blue Kiko and a yellow Chia go to wish happy birthday to their friend...

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