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||Issue: 309 | 14th day of Gathering, Y9
|The Pile of Soot: The Guide to Neopia's Lab PetpetLet's start with the number 1 rule:
DO NOT SNEEZE.
|"I Flew into a Tree" -- and More Wacky ExcusesLet me ask you this: how many times have you tried "My Puppyblew ate my homework"? NO MORE. |
|Why a Krawk?What exactly is it about Krawks that makes the owners of Neopia sigh with longing over them?|
|Neopets Unbound: A Guide to Mouseless GamingThe first thing to know is that lacking a mouse (or a reliable one) is not the end of the world. Far from it. There are plenty of games that don't require a broad range of motion or dexterity with your cursor! |
|Show Off Your Pet! But First, Rate My Lookup?Here are some of the most recent and most popular Neoboard topics, starting with the biggest, the rowdiest, the most "faboo" board topic of them all!|
|Guide to Wicked Wocky Wobble: Junk or TreasureThe object of the game is to help Wallace the Wocky catch as many of the falling items from the tree as possible using your mouse to control him. You must be careful, though; if you move too quickly it can be game over for you.|
|Gettin' To the Good StuffYou find no Buried Treasure, you already have that Geraptiku toy, Coltzan's shrine makes your hands glow blue, the fruit machine isn't a winning spin...|
|Sifting Through the Sewers: A Guide to Sewage SurferThe basic premise of Sewage Surfer is that the Neopian Central Sewer System hasn't been repaired in years...|
|The Top Five Coolest Colours for your NeopetThis guide will show you the top five darkest, creepiest, and coolest Neopets that ever emerged from the Rainbow Pool!|
|Mutant Pets... Truly Evil? Or Misjudged?Mutant pets are extremely loyal to the few people who are their friends.|
|Annual Chocolate Ball Better Than EverStreamers made of dark chocolate drape the room elegantly. Gift bags of chocolate are carried around...|
|Imperial Exam: Passing the CutThe gameplay is pretty easy. A speech bubble will appear above the Neopian at the front of the line. Inside that speech bubble will be a word...|
|School Supplies to Lead You to the Top of Your ClassThe best notebook out there is the Grey Notebook. Your teacher will love trying to read your homework through the tear marks on the paper...|
|Have a BallSo the Annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, and I'm guessing all you know about it is that it involves... chocolate? |
|I've Got a Golden TicketDarn it! STILL no invite this year! What does it take to get invited to that darn Chocolate Ball anyway?|
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"I Have Hope" by shadow_sabre_
"Mom left a huge pile of pancakes on the kitchen table! Jake's stuffing himself silly, of course, but she left a note on the table telling us to help ourselves! This is great!” I was confused. Our owner had left us a note? Usually she sat at the table every morning with us, and moderated how much food we took...
A ratty meowclops with a missing ear crept up and sniffed at the puddle, interested. Sophie looked down. "I wouldn't do that..."
The distance between Drew and Andra's houses was not far, but the distance between the two Neopets had been growing slowly but surely every day...
|I, Sloth, King of Meridell...: Part Two|
Sloth and I had been waiting in line for five hours, and we had just gotten to the front entrance. We were next. I looked up at my 'father', my heart hammering in my chest. What would happen if we failed? What if Skarl didn't like us?
Also by sytra
Happened at the BC Board: "OMG PLZ VOT 4 MI ENTRY I DONT CHAET ITS HAND DRAWN!!11!!"