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Six Questions About Shoyrus Answered

Being the owner of four Shoyrus myself, I'll be explaining....

by hkhalie
So You Want a Robot Pet?

Your pet isn't all fluffy and cuddly anymore. Now he or she is a living metal pet that will depend on you for care.

by jshark105
What About the Tonus?

Do you, may I ask, truly love the Tonus for who they are? The majority of you will probably say...

by evildarkchocolate257
What's Your Neopet Horoscope?

A horoscope is a symbol, a fortune teller, and a fun and interesting way to see what the future may hold...

by jackaloo
The Snow Beast Revealed

Peeking in from the side of the cave, I saw a white hairy back of someone sitting behind a table. And I decided to go for it.

by krysym
Neohome Designers or Meepits, Which is Worse?

WARNING: Ceiling Fans should not be used for coffee tables! Nothing like your favorite cup of mocha being flung across the room when someone accidentally flips the "on" switch!

by hamsterzfinch
Foreseeing the "Fyooture"

This amateur analyst has decided to look at both last year's and this year's Cup to predict the standings for next year...

by niddyz
Traveling in Rainy Weather

Say goodbye to wasted days spent hiding from the stormy weather! There are plenty of proven methods to stay dry, warm, safe, and healthy in times of wet weather!

by zuziafruzia
A Brief Guide to the Royalty of Neopia

So, you may know a lot about Neopia, but do you know their Kings and Queens?

by _usuki_collector_315
16 Dos and Don'ts at a Tea Party

If you get to the tea party early, sit down and wait. Don't, I repeat, don't start shoveling food into your mouth!

by jenlin_25
The Mystery Behind the Mask

However, the reality is that it is just that, a mask. From time to time, the expression on his mask changes, which in itself seems rather strange...

by sinister__faerie
The DiamondEyez Review- Pounding Questions

Um... Well, you see... We're... doing a bit of spring cleaning! Yes, yes! That's it! Spring cleaning!

by goldenpaw
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Dealing With Rain

If you belong to the crazy, I mean first, group that appreciates rainy days, this article is not for you. What are you doing here? GO OUT IN THE RAIN! However, if you are in the second group that hesitates at the sight of a single raindrop, this article is for you! Say goodbye to wasted days spent hiding from...

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A Tale of a Strawberry
Strawberry wildly looked around the playground. All the pets looked perfectly normal. Nobody seemed to be a strawberry, a biscuit, custard, or any other strange color...

by skittykat2_5


Full Circuit
Nieke used to run every morning, one lap around the inside of the Altador Kingdom wall...

by jen4ever4ree


Baery's Quest: Part Three
The Hissi nodded at the guards and guided Baery through the hallways to a room where an angry Darigan sat. Baery gulped...

by jeanaet


Rainbow Lane: Part Two
She carefully took off the lid and reached for what was inside. A paint brush, tipped with chalky white paint...

by enravishing


The Subtitles
Dare me?

Artwork by kayxo

by lucky_oreo_13


The Life of a Pea: Episode 1
I'll go easy on you.

by ducks4ever99

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