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Hunting for the Mystery Picture

What do you do, and how do you win? All will become much clearer in this simple guide to the Mystery Pic!

by aidan_hood
Everything You Need to Know About Fonts

If you are making a font for the first time, here are some dos and don'ts you should follow...

by jj2277
Potions: (Un)Forgotten?

The thing with potions is, you see, that they have many, MANY different functions. It is definitely advised that you know what a potion does before you use it...

by krysym
Home Sweet Home: Choosing a Petpet for a Lifetime

At one time or another, we are all going to be faced with the daunting task of choosing what will, we hope, be our Neopet's lifelong companion...

by imsleepingbeauty
P.B.P.C. - The Silent Epidemic

It brings out the more annoying and generally frustrating qualities of the color that the pet is painted. For example, a large number of P.B.P.C. cases have come from Royal Paint Brush recipients...

by gracie827
The Secret Lives of Restockers

First off, Restockers can be very grouchy in the morning, and if you choose to become one, you will have "grouchy days" too...

Also by leisa225

by crestview999

The Best of Meridellian Food

Not everyone has a medieval palate. However, there is hope for Meridellian food! This guide will provide you with the necessary lists...

by zuziafruzia
The Art of Potato Counting

Anyways, since Potato Counter is just so hard, I, being the great reporter that I am, decided to help you with all your potato-counting woes.

by susankidwell
The Fabulous Guide to Being a Cool Poor Neopian

What a lot of people and pets fail to realize is that being poor can be just as cool as being rich. I mean, the real reason people want to be rich is to feel special and proud, right?

by concertogreat_8
Neopia's Guide for Death-Defying Vacations

The purpose of this little travel guide is to offer you the top four vacation spots for those Neopians seeking a little more... thrill.

by monarch217
A Brief History of Neopia: Part 1

The history of Neopia is a long and twisted tale with deceit, intrigue, victory and defeat at every turning...

by herdygerdy
Rushing Toward the Gold! Shenkuu River Rush!

All the tips, tricks and skills you might need to get a high score!

by neowizard1287
King Hagan: Behind the Wisdom

To shed a bit more light on the real King Hagan, beyond the knowledge spouting royalty, interviews were sought with the residents of Brightvale...

by goldwingsapphire
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"Unwinding, Sloth Style" by shaved_ham
The door closed behind him, and the two Grundos relaxed a bit. "What do you think he does in there?" the orange Grundo on the right asked, gesturing to the doors...

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A Superstitious Scarabug
"Daddy, why does everyone think that Scarabugs are so lucky?"

by dottie27a


Labyrinth of Dreams
The sky wasn't the blue of the day, nor the black of the night, the pink of the morning or the fire of the sunset. Instead, it was splotched with wavy colors that merged into each other like a negative photo of a rainbow...

by angelwater630


The Voyage of the Fair Mortog: Part One
I live on Mystery Island. We don't really do facts here- after all, it's called Mystery for a reason. He might have been part of that reason. If he was real...

by ilovetoread_247


Smurdnunoc: Part Six
"What're you talking about?" Lennert yelled back, despite the fact that the two of them were standing right next to each other; they had to shout just to be heard. "It's fine, Hawkins!"

by buddy33774


Coolness Comics - Quick Reference
A pet's perspective in the Quick Reference page

by raptorsama


Life as an Aisha: Symol Hole
Really, how small IS the Symol Hole?

by xlaq

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