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||Issue: 300 | 13th day of Swimming, Y9
|You Made It to the Market! Now What?You've finally done it – you've built your shop up until it's visible in the marketplace! Nice job! Now what?|
|Welcome to AltadorWelcome to Altador, ruled by eleven heroes. In this article, we will talk about this magnificent land, who are some of the citizens are, what people do for a living and more! |
|Why We Love the Neopian TimesI'd like to point out the wonderful features that kept us writing, reading, drawing, and enjoying the Neopian Times for 300 great issues...|
|Why? How? Could? The Unasked Questions of Neopia!To write this article or not to write this article? That is the real question.|
|Why There Are Keyrings by Vjenda the KyriiThe elderly blue Shoyru was a walking testament to the colorful variety of keyrings in Neopia. Even the pert eyeglasses atop his nose had keyrings dangling from the temples...|
|The Pain of Getting an Interview on the 300th IssueFirst up, we have Bruno, Sophie and Gilly from the Tale of Woe Plot...
Also by garu_and_pucca
|What Kind of Neopian Times Fan Are You?Are you a crazy obsessed super-fan or a Neopian Times destroyer? |
|Neopia's Top Ten Femme Fatales!They are Neopia's sneakiest, most villainous women. Maybe villainous is a bit of an overstatement, but these shady characters are certainly people you wouldn't want to run into...|
|Bubble Trouble?The aim of the game is to clear the screen of those pesky Faerie Bubbles in as few shots as possible. The fewer shots you have to use, the bigger the bonus you'll get...
Also by doughnut215
|Issue 300: Nightmare in Neopia! [LIVE!]In the last few days, several hundred entries have flooded into the building and battered editors. They are swimming in a rainbow pool of comics and stories...
Also by aidan_hood
|The History of the Neopian TimesBack in the day, Issue 4 old, the original slogan of the Neopian Times was For an easier life. Hey, that sounds really nice...|
|30 Ways to Celebrate 300Throw a parade! Get all of your friends and march up and down the street, playing musical instruments and tossing copies of the Times to the crowd!|
|So You Want a Ghost Pet?Doing what any sane pet or person would do, you scream like a headless Peadackle, flap your arms wildly, and leap into the relative safety of your pet's arms...|
|Summer ResolutionsIt's the beginning of a new year in Neopia, and that means resolutions!|
|Six Simple Steps to Help You Write a Story for the Neopian TimesWriting is an extremely enjoyable activity and is an excellent way to exercise your creativity. It is also very hard work!|
|Sweets, Treats, and a Tooth Faerie VisitSugary candies and chocolate covered fruit have taunted the Tooth Faerie for ages...|
|Stowing Away a Stowaway TrophyThe goal in this game is to use Scrap (the main character) to cover every square of the board with a certain color by jumping onto them...|
|Cleaning Your Neohome - The Right Way!What if I told you that you could clean your house and still manage to have a good time doing it? Absurd, right? I think not! |
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"Life Isn't About Waiting for the Rain to Pass" by dragondreamer2007
The Christmas Pteri sighed again. Her mother could brighten up anything, she knew. She and her mother had used to live together on Krawk Island, but since that day, since that typhoon, long ago... She didn't want to think about it. She could barely...
|Hannah and the Pirated Comic|
A strange Mynci carrying a large briefcase stepped up to the counter. "Excuse me?" he said loudly, and when Hannah did not look up, he started tapping the table. "Can I get some service?"
|A Skunk Story: Part One|
His ears twitched and he shook his head to indicate that there was no way he was going to go downstairs. It was only expected...