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Altadorian Astrology

Those twelve signs are beings both alive and unique unto themselves. So, too, is each being influenced by many hundreds of factors, few of which can be learned by studying these stars alone...

by micrody
Writing a Great Story

This is the fun part. What do you want to write about? Is it something dark and evil? Something beautiful and perilous? Well, no matter what...

by arvena
Not as Cute as You'd Think, By a Concerned Neopet

Fuzzles. They are not as popular as they used to be. In fact, some people do not even know what a Fuzzle is. You know what they are, right? Those fluffy little plushies with giant grins on their faces?

by missunpopular
How I Blasted 201 Magmata

In Magma Blaster, you embody the anonymous Alien savior. Disregarding the scorching cinders and lava flow, you must fire at the assortment of rocks...

by master_algie
Soup Faerie Wonders

Ever wondered how she gets all of those ingredients?

by absdafabs
Jelly: Food or Furniture?

But have you ever thought that jelly could become the building block of the future? Yes, I know it seems next to impossible...

by annie9867
Boochi: Friend or Fiend?

It would be a very different story if your Gelert was Maraquan or some other expensive color. You could be minding your own business, doing some weekend shopping, and *BAM*...

by confiserie
The Completely Foolproof Guide to Yooyuball

Tips and tricks proven by real, actual fools.

by pyrosquirrelx
An Inside Scoop Behind Faerieland's Altador Cup Woes

Faerieland's Finest or Faerieland's Folly? The inside scoop behind Faerieland's Altador Cup woes.

by evie_firebolt
Diary of a Yooyuballer – Rinok Fitel

Rinok Fitel, Terror Mountain's star Bori defender, on the first day of tournament matches...

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by rookina

A Return to Sportsmanship

It's true that everyone likes to win, and no one ever likes to lose. That's just a simple fact of life. But really, isn't the whole point of participating in the Altador Cup, and in fact, all of Neopets, just to have fun?

by starizard
 
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The Honorary Feepit vs. The Darkest Meepit
"This must be a trick," scoffed Rufus. "A meepit would never come to a feepit for help..."

by ashflash

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Discovered Intrusion
Count von Roo had returned to his castle. Saya stopped and paused in fear, contemplating for a moment whether she should run and hide from him or not...

by puppy200010

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Stuck: Part Five
"Terri, calm down, I'm fine!' Terri's spontaneous hugs were sometimes very awkward for me, since I didn't have arms. "Seriously. It's okay..."

by silent_snow

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Smurdnunoc: Part One
"Hmmm..." The Lenny paused, appearing to be trying to think of some good response. "Well," he finally conceded, "I guess that means that all I can do is– Look! A distraction!"

by buddy33774

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The Wonders of Toast
What IS my life's purpose?

by evie_firebolt

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Not Again
Why do pets talk?

by elephant_lover84



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