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||Issue: 299 | 6th day of Swimming, Y9
|Altadorian AstrologyThose twelve signs are beings both alive and unique unto themselves. So, too, is each being influenced by many hundreds of factors, few of which can be learned by studying these stars alone...|
|Writing a Great StoryThis is the fun part. What do you want to write about? Is it something dark and evil? Something beautiful and perilous? Well, no matter what...|
|Not as Cute as You'd Think, By a Concerned NeopetFuzzles. They are not as popular as they used to be. In fact, some people do not even know what a Fuzzle is. You know what they are, right? Those fluffy little plushies with giant grins on their faces?|
|How I Blasted 201 MagmataIn Magma Blaster, you embody the anonymous Alien savior. Disregarding the scorching cinders and lava flow, you must fire at the assortment of rocks...|
|Soup Faerie WondersEver wondered how she gets all of those ingredients?|
|Jelly: Food or Furniture?But have you ever thought that jelly could become the building block of the future? Yes, I know it seems next to impossible...|
|Boochi: Friend or Fiend?It would be a very different story if your Gelert was Maraquan or some other expensive color. You could be minding your own business, doing some weekend shopping, and *BAM*...|
|The Completely Foolproof Guide to YooyuballTips and tricks proven by real, actual fools.|
|An Inside Scoop Behind Faerieland's Altador Cup WoesFaerieland's Finest or Faerieland's Folly? The inside scoop behind Faerieland's Altador Cup woes.|
|Diary of a Yooyuballer – Rinok FitelRinok Fitel, Terror Mountain's star Bori defender, on the first day of tournament matches...
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|A Return to SportsmanshipIt's true that everyone likes to win, and no one ever likes to lose. That's just a simple fact of life. But really, isn't the whole point of participating in the Altador Cup, and in fact, all of Neopets, just to have fun?|
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When the Altador Cup first started, it was a strikingly beautiful thing to see - each team wishing their opponents good luck the day of the match, congratulating the other teams on their wins, banding together with their teammates, and good will towards all. But lately on the neoboards, I'm struck by something else: an all-consuming desire to...
Blinding light filled the air as the Acara shut the door, and moments later a thundering boom split the silence...
|Smurdnunoc: Part One|
"Hmmm..." The Lenny paused, appearing to be trying to think of some good response. "Well," he finally conceded, "I guess that means that all I can do is– Look! A distraction!"
|The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part One|
If she really wanted to swim in the pool, the hotel staff could easily arrange for her to have a private bathing session. She had been here for two weeks. And that meant, thought Helene miserably, that there were still two more to go...