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Who Wants to Be a Shenkuu Warrior?

Never fear! This guide is here to help you consistently max out your score for this game.

by exoforce101
Burn it or Wash it? – The Laundry Question

I'm sure that a lack of laundry facilities wasn't an issue way back at the beginning of my time in Neopia. A Bruce's bow tie would take months before it needed replacing...

by plopsybunny
Game Avatars: You Can Get Them

Okay, so what did I need to do to get the avatar? This is what helped me achieve the necessary score...

by moons_sunshine
Guide to Faerie Quests

There are a large number of Neopian faeries, such as Fyora or the Space Faerie, who will appear at random and ask these items of you, with the vague promise of 'something nice'...

by _l_t_e_
IOMing It Up

This guide isn't really about telling you how to play. This guide is more for people who have tried to play and failed miserably. :P

by pretty_feet
Charity in the Hustle and Bustle of Neopia

I thought to myself, why was I so rude to him? Couldn't that pet be my pet? This is not a new idea. I am sure many Neopians have had this epiphany, but what has been done about it?

by bunnie_swan
The One and Only Use for Gruel

As far as I know, there's no such thing as the 'Neopian Gruel Pound'. So how do you use the bundles of gruel gathering dust in your Safety Deposit Box?

by goldenpaw
The 411 On Coffees and Teas

Is there really anything better than waking up to a snack of Jelly Coffee?

by bailey_watro
How to Rescue Petpets From the Evil Gargrall!

Be prepared to start straight away and be aware you will not be able to stop until you quit or it's game over!

by rabbit_jade
Uncovering the Secrets to Brightvale Castle

That is all they'll ever allow you to see of the castle, and that just wasn't enough for me...

Also by bluesoccercat

by dragon_and_the_fly

Becoming a Spy

It's deep within the heart of every Neopet. The need to be sneaky arises from time to time. It's a dream shared by all--to be a spy...

by lytening10
 
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"My Little Home Wrecker" by smudgeoffudge
Baby pets are naturally curious, and their curiosity can get them into a lot of trouble. Be warned, there is no force in Neopia more destructive than that of a baby Tonu. BabySmacks was one such Tonu. Her name was appropriate, as she was a baby and she smacked into most anything that got in her way. Sometimes she did this quite without meaning to, other times...




Other Stories


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A Sailor's Worth
He hated to be leaving The Dauntless so early--it was only three in the afternoon--but it had to be done. A storm on Mystery Island was the single most dangerous natural disaster...

by cyanocitta

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Once Upon a Time
Suddenly the moon dove down to the other edge of the horizon, trading its position for rest as the fiery sun came up. Anna cried out in shock, blinking her suddenly blinded eyes. Abruptly, she could feel a thousand shifts in the atmosphere around her...

by _sunset_phoenix

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Losers: Part Four
Rainbow and Tory looked at Ella in shock. "So, the loser girl has another side," Tory said in a snooty tone...

by soccerhart12

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Traitors And Warriors: Part Five
I believe she was a true friend in the beginning. She only turned against me because of circumstances. If things had turned out differently, perhaps we still would be friends today...

by humgruffin

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*Sigh*
Your owner really spoils you!

by dragons9rhapsody

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Grey Day
Just tryin' to brighten your day!

by artist825



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