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Who Wants to Be a Shenkuu Warrior?

Never fear! This guide is here to help you consistently max out your score for this game.

by exoforce101
Burn it or Wash it? – The Laundry Question

I'm sure that a lack of laundry facilities wasn't an issue way back at the beginning of my time in Neopia. A Bruce's bow tie would take months before it needed replacing...

by plopsybunny
Game Avatars: You Can Get Them

Okay, so what did I need to do to get the avatar? This is what helped me achieve the necessary score...

by moons_sunshine
Guide to Faerie Quests

There are a large number of Neopian faeries, such as Fyora or the Space Faerie, who will appear at random and ask these items of you, with the vague promise of 'something nice'...

by _l_t_e_
IOMing It Up

This guide isn't really about telling you how to play. This guide is more for people who have tried to play and failed miserably. :P

by pretty_feet
Charity in the Hustle and Bustle of Neopia

I thought to myself, why was I so rude to him? Couldn't that pet be my pet? This is not a new idea. I am sure many Neopians have had this epiphany, but what has been done about it?

by bunnie_swan
The One and Only Use for Gruel

As far as I know, there's no such thing as the 'Neopian Gruel Pound'. So how do you use the bundles of gruel gathering dust in your Safety Deposit Box?

by goldenpaw
The 411 On Coffees and Teas

Is there really anything better than waking up to a snack of Jelly Coffee?

by bailey_watro
How to Rescue Petpets From the Evil Gargrall!

Be prepared to start straight away and be aware you will not be able to stop until you quit or it's game over!

by rabbit_jade
Uncovering the Secrets to Brightvale Castle

That is all they'll ever allow you to see of the castle, and that just wasn't enough for me...

Also by bluesoccercat

by dragon_and_the_fly

Becoming a Spy

It's deep within the heart of every Neopet. The need to be sneaky arises from time to time. It's a dream shared by all--to be a spy...

by lytening10
 
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The Spy Business



It’s deep within the heart of every Neopet. The need to be sneaky arises from time to time. It’s a dream shared by all--to be a spy. But, you can never seem to get there. You always get caught, you can’t seem to be quiet enough, and you lack that delicate reasoning. My friend, be disheartened no more, for the secrets about being a spy are about to be divulged...



Other Stories


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Uh... Oops?
"Jefsy, take a look at this!" Momma said, holding up a giant Eyrie sculpture that looked as if it was made out of crystal. "Isn't it marvelous?"

by broadwaybaby986

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My Little Home Wrecker
Their great size makes navigating small areas challenging. Simply turning around or backing up can dislodge small trees or knock over furniture. When one is a baby Tonu, it can only be so much worse...

by smudgeoffudge

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Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part Three
What had he overheard in his tavern last night? He liked D.A.; she was a classy lady. But what she had said last night to that reporter...

by tashni

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Running Faster than Destiny: Part Two
"But what if this wasn't just a story? What if someone like Onyx approached you after a race and offered to help you to become a winner? What would you do?"

by tj_wagner

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Neohome Problems
Be wise building your Neohome.

by kayla_sirvi

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Something Different
There are better ways to wake Turmaculus... Not this way, though...

by x__shadow_spirit__x



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