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||Issue: 287 | 13th day of Eating, Y9
|Shenkuu: The Brink of Economic SuccessTwo Four Six Eight what's the world that's really great? SHEEEEENKUUU!|
|Relax with Whack-a-KassLearn the secrets from the Whack-a-Kass master, that lovable blue Blumaroo himself!|
|Werelupe CareOkay, you've turned your Lupe into a huge looming giant of massive power and stamina; now you'll need to know how to care for that beast...|
|The Unofficially-Official Guide To Tiki ToursPalm Trees, breathtaking sunsets, endless miles of ocean. What's not to love?|
|Tyrannian Mini Golf For BeginnersOf course, it has got to be THE game that has taken the whole of Tyrannia by storm – Tyrannian Mini Golf!!!
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|How to Survive the Help ChatGet yourself a hot cup of borovan. It'll help you survive the madness.|
|Baby-Proofing Your NeohomeYou're overwhelmed with the simple joy of bringing your new bundle of love to your neohome, where you've already set up and furnished a baby-themed room. But wait; is the rest of your lovely neohome baby friendly yet?|
|Climb Ev'ry MountainThe trick to this new game is knowing how to aim your grappling hook at the rock ledges as they fly past you on your way up the mountain. Just because you place your pointer on a ledge doesn't always mean you're actually aiming there...|
|I'm GameSome games require a lot of concentration and good hand-eye coordination skills yet earn you only a few hundred points. A select few are easy enough for you to rake in the points, but how do you know which ones they are?|
|WANTED: AVATARS!The loss of avatars has created a major crisis! And in this light, our team of investigators has come up with the idea to find those avatars!|
|Petpet Problems Be Gone!Remember, choosing a petpet takes time. You don't just go to a shop, look at a few petpets, and buy one. These steps will hopefully make it easy for you to buy the perfect petpet for your pet!|
|WARNING: Grey Day - Do Not Smile!Neopia celebrates this event in a wonderfully woeful style each year, and this year won't be an exception. But what can you do on this drab and dreary day? Will there even be enough time in your hectic schedule to fit all the sorrowful activities in?|
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"Adopted: What It Meant For Me" by ses_1
"I hope you will be adopted quickly, and not be left here forever like some of our long term residents. They are a few years old. And will probably never be adopted. But you... I can tell someone will come soon. They will approach Maria, that pink Uni you saw, they will enter this very room... and see you..."
|A Cold, Grey Rain|
One day, Maeli had woken up in the warm desert, expecting to see her mother before her, handing her daughter a chilled tchea fruit, but she was alone in the ornate bedroom...
|Slorg Rescue Team|
The yellow hasee dived wildly to her right and flew off the silver table. She had once again, narrowly missed the purple tongue that would consume her, the tongue of Florg...
|Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part One|
D.A. briefly narrowed her cool blue eyes at Vosh for giving the Scorchio fuel to his fire. Still addressing Vosh, she said, "These are the Chambers of Darigan; we are responsible for the safety of all living on the Citadel..."
|Legacy of Ice: Part Four|
Spirits were low as the small party watched more and more of the grassland succumb to the blaze. They sat between the two boulders that marked the entrance to the maze, the cold, bare earth below them promising to keep them safe from the fire...