|White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*
||Issue: 287 | 13th day of Eating, Y9
|Shenkuu: The Brink of Economic SuccessTwo Four Six Eight what's the world that's really great? SHEEEEENKUUU!|
|Relax with Whack-a-KassLearn the secrets from the Whack-a-Kass master, that lovable blue Blumaroo himself!|
|Werelupe CareOkay, you've turned your Lupe into a huge looming giant of massive power and stamina; now you'll need to know how to care for that beast...|
|The Unofficially-Official Guide To Tiki ToursPalm Trees, breathtaking sunsets, endless miles of ocean. What's not to love?|
|Tyrannian Mini Golf For BeginnersOf course, it has got to be THE game that has taken the whole of Tyrannia by storm – Tyrannian Mini Golf!!!
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|How to Survive the Help ChatGet yourself a hot cup of borovan. It'll help you survive the madness.|
|Baby-Proofing Your NeohomeYou're overwhelmed with the simple joy of bringing your new bundle of love to your neohome, where you've already set up and furnished a baby-themed room. But wait; is the rest of your lovely neohome baby friendly yet?|
|Climb Ev'ry MountainThe trick to this new game is knowing how to aim your grappling hook at the rock ledges as they fly past you on your way up the mountain. Just because you place your pointer on a ledge doesn't always mean you're actually aiming there...|
|I'm GameSome games require a lot of concentration and good hand-eye coordination skills yet earn you only a few hundred points. A select few are easy enough for you to rake in the points, but how do you know which ones they are?|
|WANTED: AVATARS!The loss of avatars has created a major crisis! And in this light, our team of investigators has come up with the idea to find those avatars!|
|Petpet Problems Be Gone!Remember, choosing a petpet takes time. You don't just go to a shop, look at a few petpets, and buy one. These steps will hopefully make it easy for you to buy the perfect petpet for your pet!|
|WARNING: Grey Day - Do Not Smile!Neopia celebrates this event in a wonderfully woeful style each year, and this year won't be an exception. But what can you do on this drab and dreary day? Will there even be enough time in your hectic schedule to fit all the sorrowful activities in?|
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"La Desperada" by baltogirl62791
A stale wind was blowing through the gnarled trees of the Spooky Woods. It was a grey, dreary cloudy day as usual. Broo sighed once more. Living in this kind of neighborhood didn't help their dim outlook. He flopped down under a tree, wrapped his arms tightly around his knees and sobbed. Everything seemed utterly hopeless. An acorn bounced off his head...
|Lost With Isaerios: Part Three|
"Now shut up while I think of a way to cook you. I suppose I could eat you raw – no, that won't do. The last raw Xweetok I had gave me heartburn. Grilled? No. I can never eat grilled again after that Nimmo..."
|Losers: Part Two|
Ella looked up at Addie. "Do you really believe that Marla is my friend? She only likes me because she is my sister. I bet if she wasn't my sister, she'd hate me for sure..."