|Reporting live from Neopia
||Issue: 287 | 13th day of Eating, Y9
|Shenkuu: The Brink of Economic SuccessTwo Four Six Eight what's the world that's really great? SHEEEEENKUUU!|
|Relax with Whack-a-KassLearn the secrets from the Whack-a-Kass master, that lovable blue Blumaroo himself!|
|Werelupe CareOkay, you've turned your Lupe into a huge looming giant of massive power and stamina; now you'll need to know how to care for that beast...|
|The Unofficially-Official Guide To Tiki ToursPalm Trees, breathtaking sunsets, endless miles of ocean. What's not to love?|
|Tyrannian Mini Golf For BeginnersOf course, it has got to be THE game that has taken the whole of Tyrannia by storm – Tyrannian Mini Golf!!!
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|How to Survive the Help ChatGet yourself a hot cup of borovan. It'll help you survive the madness.|
|Baby-Proofing Your NeohomeYou're overwhelmed with the simple joy of bringing your new bundle of love to your neohome, where you've already set up and furnished a baby-themed room. But wait; is the rest of your lovely neohome baby friendly yet?|
|Climb Ev'ry MountainThe trick to this new game is knowing how to aim your grappling hook at the rock ledges as they fly past you on your way up the mountain. Just because you place your pointer on a ledge doesn't always mean you're actually aiming there...|
|I'm GameSome games require a lot of concentration and good hand-eye coordination skills yet earn you only a few hundred points. A select few are easy enough for you to rake in the points, but how do you know which ones they are?|
|WANTED: AVATARS!The loss of avatars has created a major crisis! And in this light, our team of investigators has come up with the idea to find those avatars!|
|Petpet Problems Be Gone!Remember, choosing a petpet takes time. You don't just go to a shop, look at a few petpets, and buy one. These steps will hopefully make it easy for you to buy the perfect petpet for your pet!|
|WARNING: Grey Day - Do Not Smile!Neopia celebrates this event in a wonderfully woeful style each year, and this year won't be an exception. But what can you do on this drab and dreary day? Will there even be enough time in your hectic schedule to fit all the sorrowful activities in?|
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The object of this game is simple: get to the top of the mountain. You do this by throwing a grappling hook attached to the end of a rope at rock ledges above you so you can propel yourself further upward until you reach the summit. Sounds easy, doesn't it? Well... the trick to this new game is knowing how to aim your grappling hook at the rock ledges as they fly past you on your way up the mountain...
|Slorg Rescue Team|
The yellow hasee dived wildly to her right and flew off the silver table. She had once again, narrowly missed the purple tongue that would consume her, the tongue of Florg...
|The Ghost of Meridell: Part Five|
The Draik's eyes grew wide with fear as the now transparent Lupess looked straight at him. "Excuse me," she said innocently, "would you be so kind as to tell me where the treasure room is?"
|Dry Danger: Part One|
"I'm sorry, my little friend, but what this little fellow is suffering from is dehydration. As am I, and you, and everyone else in this desert. Without our much needed rainfall, I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for him..."