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Shenkuu: The Brink of Economic Success

Two Four Six Eight what's the world that's really great? SHEEEEENKUUU!

by goosher
Relax with Whack-a-Kass

Learn the secrets from the Whack-a-Kass master, that lovable blue Blumaroo himself!

by soaringeagle25
Werelupe Care

Okay, you've turned your Lupe into a huge looming giant of massive power and stamina; now you'll need to know how to care for that beast...

by devil_doggy_4455
The Unofficially-Official Guide To Tiki Tours

Palm Trees, breathtaking sunsets, endless miles of ocean. What's not to love?

by dragon_and_the_fly
Tyrannian Mini Golf For Beginners

Of course, it has got to be THE game that has taken the whole of Tyrannia by storm – Tyrannian Mini Golf!!!

Also by xeldon39

by milkypath

How to Survive the Help Chat

Get yourself a hot cup of borovan. It'll help you survive the madness.

by baby_beagle1991
Baby-Proofing Your Neohome

You're overwhelmed with the simple joy of bringing your new bundle of love to your neohome, where you've already set up and furnished a baby-themed room. But wait; is the rest of your lovely neohome baby friendly yet?

by ayame_23
Climb Ev'ry Mountain

The trick to this new game is knowing how to aim your grappling hook at the rock ledges as they fly past you on your way up the mountain. Just because you place your pointer on a ledge doesn't always mean you're actually aiming there...

by deuceloosely4711
I'm Game

Some games require a lot of concentration and good hand-eye coordination skills yet earn you only a few hundred points. A select few are easy enough for you to rake in the points, but how do you know which ones they are?

by movingout_03
WANTED: AVATARS!

The loss of avatars has created a major crisis! And in this light, our team of investigators has come up with the idea to find those avatars!

by zooksie
Petpet Problems Be Gone!

Remember, choosing a petpet takes time. You don't just go to a shop, look at a few petpets, and buy one. These steps will hopefully make it easy for you to buy the perfect petpet for your pet!

by alexiacatlover_2727
WARNING: Grey Day - Do Not Smile!

Neopia celebrates this event in a wonderfully woeful style each year, and this year won't be an exception. But what can you do on this drab and dreary day? Will there even be enough time in your hectic schedule to fit all the sorrowful activities in?

by puck_vangerwen
 
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Scaling Shenkuu



The object of this game is simple: get to the top of the mountain. You do this by throwing a grappling hook attached to the end of a rope at rock ledges above you so you can propel yourself further upward until you reach the summit. Sounds easy, doesn't it? Well... the trick to this new game is knowing how to aim your grappling hook at the rock ledges as they fly past you on your way up the mountain...



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Adopted: What It Meant For Me
I looked down at him and saw that he was very sick. Someone had to adopt him fast or he would die! I looked around frantically...

by ses_1

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Witchcraft
"Well, congratulations for making it to Woodfen," the blue Ixi drawled. "Unfortunately, we’re having a bit of a witch problem at the moment..."

by nimras23

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The Shadows: Part Four
"That's why the Earth Faeries and Dark Faeries hate each other, in case you were wondering..."

by jelleyfrosting

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Legacy Of A Nose: Part Two
I started to relate what had happened over the past few weeks. It took a while as I was sneezing quite a bit. Doctor Telhah took notes on his clipboard...

by hstulberg

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Amikarashui #2
Can you help me?

by bluecloud300

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A World Of Fools
Be cool.

by trenla_rayne



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