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TNT's Everlasting Pranks

"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...

by lavalampsnake99
Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore

A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian
A Conundrumming Interview

I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...

Also by xxxtattooxxx

by lions_critters

Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?

Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi
Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?

No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?

by qazx301
The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!

When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...

by chlorinejunkie
Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?

Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...

by kittygirl5170
The Dirt on the Earth Faeries

Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.

by pyrosquirrelx
A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy

To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...

by brains03
10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing

Happy April Fool's Day!

by donuts_254
Faerie Wars: Tactics

Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you.

by ladyariel32
 
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"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...




Other Stories


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Overanalyze
Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...

by wildmage_of_galla

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Smelly Protests
"Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!"

by goosher

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The Ghost of Meridell: Part Three
Jeran watched the King's Champion with questioning eyes as he walked to a thin brown cabinet in the far corner. He opened it up and very carefully took out what was inside. Jeran's jaw hit the floor as the knight handed him a brilliantly crafted sword...

by kt_fox

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Another Hero's Journey: Part Twelve
Two weeks later, Trestin was slowly recovering from its ordeal with the bandits, and business went on as usual – except...

by precious_katuch14

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The Happiest Quiggle
So the new plot began with a bang, otherwise known as the exploding pie incident.

by nut862

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Pointless Nonsense - Faerie Wars
Did you hear about the Faerie Wars thing?

by petfriendamy



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