|For an easier life
||Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9
|TNT's Everlasting Pranks"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...|
|Interview With a (Reformed) ChiavoreA happy Chia is an undigested Chia!|
|A Conundrumming InterviewI brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...
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|Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...|
|Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?|
|The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...|
|Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...|
|The Dirt on the Earth FaeriesDon't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.|
|A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni ControversyTo shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...|
|10 Pranks That Will Have You LaughingHappy April Fool's Day!|
|Faerie Wars: TacticsCan't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. |
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Faerie Wars: Tactics
Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. I've collated the most recent information about each camp in an effort to guide you and your pets into making the right decision. Before I start (and just in case you've been living in a closet these past few days), here's a brief rundown of what's been happening. The Faeries are in an uproar...
|A Negg Tale|
"Yes, I read about that in the paper," said Lorissa quickly. "The Queen wants to remove one type of faerie quest from operation, and rumor has it that now all of the different elements are getting ready to have a big fight for their right to stay..."
|Traitors And Warriors: Part One|
I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...
|The Shadows: Part Two|
I racked my brain all of the way home. Trying to remember how I could have possibly ended up in the park with no memory of going there. Maybe I had sleepwalked...