|For an easier life
||Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9
|TNT's Everlasting Pranks"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...|
|Interview With a (Reformed) ChiavoreA happy Chia is an undigested Chia!|
|A Conundrumming InterviewI brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...
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|Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...|
|Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?|
|The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...|
|Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...|
|The Dirt on the Earth FaeriesDon't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.|
|A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni ControversyTo shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...|
|10 Pranks That Will Have You LaughingHappy April Fool's Day!|
|Faerie Wars: TacticsCan't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. |
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"Lucky Everything" by monkeybytes
"Yep, I got another Spotted Paint Brush today. Sold it already. Bet I don't get anything for a month now, though." She laughed. "I also won two codestones on Tombola and saw the travelling library with a lovely Moehog who gave me a book worth fifteen thousand neopoints..."
|The Secret Diary of Danner Carnahan|
We were supposed to spend the night at the inn in Hope River. But guess what, we're not. Glorious leader, also known as Sir Jeran Borodere, lead us down the wrong road...
Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...
|Spheres of Influence: Part Four|
Naia explained in simple terms how Neopians everywhere were disappearing, and that where they vanished there was a strange scent. She said nothing about the grey Kougra. She didn't think it would do any good, really...