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TNT's Everlasting Pranks

"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...

by lavalampsnake99
Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore

A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian
A Conundrumming Interview

I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...

Also by xxxtattooxxx

by lions_critters

Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?

Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi
Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?

No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?

by qazx301
The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!

When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...

by chlorinejunkie
Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?

Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...

by kittygirl5170
The Dirt on the Earth Faeries

Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.

by pyrosquirrelx
A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy

To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...

by brains03
10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing

Happy April Fool's Day!

by donuts_254
Faerie Wars: Tactics

Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you.

by ladyariel32
 
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"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...




Other Stories


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The Tomamu Dilemma
"It's super-simple! All we have to do is lay out a blanket, put up a sign that says, 'Leave your Tomamu to be cared for here', and play with other people's Petpets all day!"

by yaya269101

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Welcome To Monday
A day filled with more misery than every grey pet in Neopia combined. From the second you wake up you know it's going to be horrible...

by tazmanianunicorn

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Legacy of Ice: Part Two
The Wocky was now returning the insect's look of surprise. He didn't seem to be a mean pet; did that mean he was a good one? Most good pets were polite, though. She didn't know what to make of this strange insect who was a rude nice person...

by wascoolest123

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The Shadows: Part Two
I racked my brain all of the way home. Trying to remember how I could have possibly ended up in the park with no memory of going there. Maybe I had sleepwalked...

by jelleyfrosting

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Off Track: Mr. Facey
I can dance and sing and...

by klipsan

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Whoot!
SQUEE!

by linnipooh



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