|The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke*
||Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9
|TNT's Everlasting Pranks"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...|
|Interview With a (Reformed) ChiavoreA happy Chia is an undigested Chia!|
|A Conundrumming InterviewI brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...
Also by xxxtattooxxx
|Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...|
|Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?|
|The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...|
|Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...|
|The Dirt on the Earth FaeriesDon't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.|
|A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni ControversyTo shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...|
|10 Pranks That Will Have You LaughingHappy April Fool's Day!|
|Faerie Wars: TacticsCan't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. |
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"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...
|When Empty Bags Attack|
I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?
"Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!"
|Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part Three|
"Then let's go!" Illusen started to float, but stopped when she heard the sound of the oozing jelly again. The Jelly was now inching toward them. Through its transparent body, they saw Jhudora still fighting...
|Traitors And Warriors: Part One|
I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...