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TNT's Everlasting Pranks

"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...

by lavalampsnake99
Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore

A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian
A Conundrumming Interview

I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...

Also by xxxtattooxxx

by lions_critters

Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?

Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi
Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?

No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?

by qazx301
The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!

When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...

by chlorinejunkie
Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?

Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...

by kittygirl5170
The Dirt on the Earth Faeries

Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.

by pyrosquirrelx
A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy

To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...

by brains03
10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing

Happy April Fool's Day!

by donuts_254
Faerie Wars: Tactics

Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you.

by ladyariel32
 
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Former Chiavore Speaks



I am concerned about the plight of the Chia species - especially since an increasing number of exotic varieties have become available. Unlike me, most Lupes find all Chias to be tasty morsels - even the regular Chias. Therefore, being able to change them to an even more appetizing variety, like Chocolate or Custard, is quite the added concern. Therefore, just in case they all become extinct, I am going public. Yes, that is right! I love Chias and...



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Lucky Everything
"You didn't! That's the third time this week!" Pinc cried. Crystal had won a Spotted and Speckled Paint Brush in the last two days...

by monkeybytes

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The Secret Diary of Laurana Rose- READ IT AND DIE!
So, I just got back from my first ever visit to the lab ray. Um... yeah...

by reasonably_crazy

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Spheres of Influence: Part Four
Naia explained in simple terms how Neopians everywhere were disappearing, and that where they vanished there was a strange scent. She said nothing about the grey Kougra. She didn't think it would do any good, really...

by zephandolf

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Seven
Kiya paused, and then realisation dawned on her face. "Yes," she whispered. "You need to get down to the treasury..."

by rachelindea

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A Warrior's Quest
It seems like the elders do not always send you to the right place.

by ukitate

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Niki & Niko: April Fools Day
I must find something to play a trick on Niki today...

Art by ximera

by nikitachi




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