|White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*
||Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9
|TNT's Everlasting Pranks"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...|
|Interview With a (Reformed) ChiavoreA happy Chia is an undigested Chia!|
|A Conundrumming InterviewI brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...
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|Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...|
|Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?|
|The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...|
|Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...|
|The Dirt on the Earth FaeriesDon't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.|
|A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni ControversyTo shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...|
|10 Pranks That Will Have You LaughingHappy April Fool's Day!|
|Faerie Wars: TacticsCan't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. |
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Former Chiavore Speaks
I am concerned about the plight of the Chia species - especially since an increasing number of exotic varieties have become available. Unlike me, most Lupes find all Chias to be tasty morsels - even the regular Chias. Therefore, being able to change them to an even more appetizing variety, like Chocolate or Custard, is quite the added concern. Therefore, just in case they all become extinct, I am going public. Yes, that is right! I love Chias and...
|A Negg Tale|
"Yes, I read about that in the paper," said Lorissa quickly. "The Queen wants to remove one type of faerie quest from operation, and rumor has it that now all of the different elements are getting ready to have a big fight for their right to stay..."
|When Empty Bags Attack|
I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?
|The Ghost of Meridell: Part Three|
Jeran watched the King's Champion with questioning eyes as he walked to a thin brown cabinet in the far corner. He opened it up and very carefully took out what was inside. Jeran's jaw hit the floor as the knight handed him a brilliantly crafted sword...