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||Issue: 284 | 23rd day of Running, Y9
|Attack of the Slorgs - It's Never Too Late to Repel!Slorgs fear NOTHING when it comes to attacking your fields of marrows and turnips – nothing. Not even your fierce glares and waving of the shovel at them! But fear not, for there is aid.|
|Top-Ten Must Have Fashions for the SpringWhat's hot this spring in Neopets fashion? Find out the top-ten must-have items of the season!|
|The Top Ten Shops for RestockersAll the top ten shops for restockers like you! Well, at least my opinion...|
|Spring TreatsI have only the most delectable, tempting, refreshing, and one of a kind choices for the PERFECT blow out Spring bash...|
|The Neovian GazetteerA look at Neovia...|
|The Truth About the TalismanNow, you may very well be thinking at this moment that you know all that there is to know about the Lutari Talisman. However...
Also by gliderames
|How to Be a Rich Neopian Without Doing AnythingThis guide is a little different. It explains how to be a passively rich Neopian. It is possible to break a million neopoints without playing games all day long. That's what we all want, isn't it?|
|The Question and Answer Guide to World ChallengesFirst, you choose a game (normally a game that you are good at) and you try to get the highest score you can possibly get...|
|Successful Beauty Contest Entries and AdvertisingThere are certain techniques you can use to make your Beauty Contest entry stand out apart from the rest, so people will be more willing to look at your pictures. |
|Paint Brush Polls: IslandIn honor of this exciting time of year, Paint Brush Polls is bringing you the top ten Island fashions! With 49 Island looks currently available, the competition was pretty intense...|
|To Tile Or Not to TileTiling is using any furniture item to cover an area, usually in some kind of design or pattern. While this commonly refers to flooring, you can use tiling to create other things...|
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"Guardian of the Lagoon" by sybaris
The little Mutant Scorchio had been ever so excited when his family had moved to the beautiful land of Shenkuu, more so than even his bright sister, La Melusine, who was a blue Shoyru of many personalities. She had always been very enthusiastic about moving, for she had never liked living in the noisy city of Neopia Central, with all the business...
Becky was a Poogle in a hurry. She raced along the streets of Neopia Central, swivelling her head to glance at shop windows as she passed. It was Mellie’s birthday party, and she had forgotten to buy a present...
|Thor's Tales: The Rainbow Pearl|
"There only are about twenty rainbow pearls in Neopia and they're worth so much that if Queen Fyora would sell only one of them, she could retire from the whole Hidden Tower business..."
Art by ssjelitegirl
|Vanity: Part Four|
"I can see why you're winning so many votes in the beauty contest. If I may say so, you're a very charming young lady..."
|Catching Up: Part Seven|
The Fire Faerie frowned, looking down at her schoolbooks. She still didn't know quite why the Dark Faerie had done that. After all, she didn't know Patricia, or any of the others, for that matter...