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Slime Trails

So, dear reader, take a look for yourself at the marvels of the Slorg. They come in many colours and are hand-washable.

by squire_genevieve
The Ultimate Guide to MAGAX: Destroyer II

You have to remember that once you touch any of the enemies, you will lose about one-fifth of your health...

Also by milkypath

by superpepe

Foods for the Pampered Pet

This is a recommendation of the best Neopian foods packed into one meal.

by infernodragon02
Guild Leading 101: How to Run an Effective Guild

A guide on how to run an efficient, but fun, guild.

by perturabo
Kiko Lake: What We Want

"We will be adding more stuff soon - please check back!" says the cute little description above the cozy picture of Kiko Lake...

by movingout_03
A Very Random Interview with Uzarro

I'm going to get an interview with Uzarro. She's that Usul in the green costume on Trouble at the National Neopian...

by 24meepit13
The 2007 Doughnut Awards

Nowadays there are a lot of doughnuts you can choose from, from shops on nearly every market corner. Well, which ones are the nicest?

by dreamsprite_pixie
Excusive Interview with Bruno!

I went to find the big guy straight away. I knew what I was looking for. A blue Gelert, just like me, only a lot bigger...

by lost_hopes_restored
Complete Guide and Tips for The Usul Suspects

There are a few coloured Usuls you need to take care of. All the Usuls will jump off the platform with a propeller hat...

Also by wamhk

by steward26

Wingoball 101

Wingoball is simple enough to understand: to toss the Wingoball, aim with your mouse and click to throw it. Simple enough. But...

by unicorngirl383
ILLUSEN ROCKS

Why Illusen is better than Jhudora.

by rock_star_megs
Illusen Writes the Editorial?

Anyway, since Illusen's pretty occupied, she asked me to write the editorial instead. And before you strangle me screaming, "We want Illusen! Now!" please, have mercy. I'm just a cute little Doglefox.

by ladyariel32
Illusen's Secrets to Staying in Shape

"I make all the foods with 'Illusen' in the name," she shares with us, "so I put only the finest, healthiest ingredients into my food and then I sell the foods to shops all over Neopia to provide them to you. I make sure they are low fat and have vitamins that all Neopets need."

by lassie_nikki
 
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Lovable Slimeballs



Perhaps it was just my Tyrannian Slorg sitting on my shoulder and the feeling of slime oozing through my T-shirt that prompted me to write, but either way the feeling would not leave me – I had to write something big, something political. A statement about the Slorg in all its glory. A piece of writing that would urge Neopians everywhere to...



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A Fruit's Worth
The stall owner snarled, "The next shipment doesn't come in until tomorrow morning. The caravan travels by night so that the fruit doesn't perish in the sun, but if you want some so bad, why don't you prance your furry little tail over to Qasala and buy it yourself?"

by scubadive5

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The NeoCola Factory
"You fell asleep on the construction line again!" Krissy scolded...

by myfallenrevival4

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Five
Archilles gave her a sharp nudge. "Well, what are they saying?" he asked impatiently...

by rachelindea

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Super Chel: Part Two
Chel stared at Eric. He was a boy. She was a girl. If she went up to him to try to become friends she'd be an outcast. There would be endless teasing by Isabella, Chel's best friend, and the other girls. But on the other hand, he wanted to be a super hero...

by kittygirl5170

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Friendship Woes
Let's be friends!

by fire_princess433

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Sirius's Picture Book
'Til the Kaus come home...

by angel_girl857



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