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Slime Trails

So, dear reader, take a look for yourself at the marvels of the Slorg. They come in many colours and are hand-washable.

by squire_genevieve
The Ultimate Guide to MAGAX: Destroyer II

You have to remember that once you touch any of the enemies, you will lose about one-fifth of your health...

Also by milkypath

by superpepe

Foods for the Pampered Pet

This is a recommendation of the best Neopian foods packed into one meal.

by infernodragon02
Guild Leading 101: How to Run an Effective Guild

A guide on how to run an efficient, but fun, guild.

by perturabo
Kiko Lake: What We Want

"We will be adding more stuff soon - please check back!" says the cute little description above the cozy picture of Kiko Lake...

by movingout_03
A Very Random Interview with Uzarro

I'm going to get an interview with Uzarro. She's that Usul in the green costume on Trouble at the National Neopian...

by 24meepit13
The 2007 Doughnut Awards

Nowadays there are a lot of doughnuts you can choose from, from shops on nearly every market corner. Well, which ones are the nicest?

by dreamsprite_pixie
Excusive Interview with Bruno!

I went to find the big guy straight away. I knew what I was looking for. A blue Gelert, just like me, only a lot bigger...

by lost_hopes_restored
Complete Guide and Tips for The Usul Suspects

There are a few coloured Usuls you need to take care of. All the Usuls will jump off the platform with a propeller hat...

Also by wamhk

by steward26

Wingoball 101

Wingoball is simple enough to understand: to toss the Wingoball, aim with your mouse and click to throw it. Simple enough. But...

by unicorngirl383

Why Illusen is better than Jhudora.

by rock_star_megs
Illusen Writes the Editorial?

Anyway, since Illusen's pretty occupied, she asked me to write the editorial instead. And before you strangle me screaming, "We want Illusen! Now!" please, have mercy. I'm just a cute little Doglefox.

by ladyariel32
Illusen's Secrets to Staying in Shape

"I make all the foods with 'Illusen' in the name," she shares with us, "so I put only the finest, healthiest ingredients into my food and then I sell the foods to shops all over Neopia to provide them to you. I make sure they are low fat and have vitamins that all Neopets need."

by lassie_nikki
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"Illusen, Victorious" by really_awesome_d00d
"Good morning, Barty," Jhudora murmured, sitting down at the glass-paned table. Barty let out a soft grunt in response, not ceasing for a moment from his task. Jhudora clicked her nails on the surface of the table for several moments, waiting for Barty to finish...

Other Stories


The (Fortunately) Disappearing Pencil Sharpener
"Since you have all been such brilliant students, I have brought from home, for all of you to use this year, a classroom pencil sharpener!"

by maxalt


Illusen's Day Off
"By order of Fyora, in punishment of thy many deeds dark and destructive, thou shalt be sentenced to a single day in the Glade..."

by micrody


Spheres of Influence: Part Two
Suddenly, a streak of white fur shot past the Tyrannian Kougra. Before he could see what it was, he saw the creature running down the street toward Cole and Robin...

by zephandolf


Shifting Sands and the Snowager: Part One
He was standing on a ledge looking over Happy Valley, but from this distance the dome-shaped buildings shrunk to the size of matchboxes, and the individual pets to the size of ash falling from the matches...

by wicked_summer


Coolness Comics - Too Hot for Ice!
Learn before you leap into your bath.

by raptorsama


Friendship Woes
Let's be friends!

by fire_princess433

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