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||Issue: 283 | 16th day of Running, Y9
|Slime TrailsSo, dear reader, take a look for yourself at the marvels of the Slorg. They come in many colours and are hand-washable.|
|The Ultimate Guide to MAGAX: Destroyer IIYou have to remember that once you touch any of the enemies, you will lose about one-fifth of your health...
Also by milkypath
|Foods for the Pampered PetThis is a recommendation of the best Neopian foods packed into one meal.|
|Guild Leading 101: How to Run an Effective GuildA guide on how to run an efficient, but fun, guild.|
|Kiko Lake: What We Want"We will be adding more stuff soon - please check back!" says the cute little description above the cozy picture of Kiko Lake...|
|A Very Random Interview with UzarroI'm going to get an interview with Uzarro. She's that Usul in the green costume on Trouble at the National Neopian...|
|The 2007 Doughnut AwardsNowadays there are a lot of doughnuts you can choose from, from shops on nearly every market corner. Well, which ones are the nicest?|
|Excusive Interview with Bruno!I went to find the big guy straight away. I knew what I was looking for. A blue Gelert, just like me, only a lot bigger...|
|Complete Guide and Tips for The Usul SuspectsThere are a few coloured Usuls you need to take care of. All the Usuls will jump off the platform with a propeller hat...
Also by wamhk
|Wingoball 101Wingoball is simple enough to understand: to toss the Wingoball, aim with your mouse and click to throw it. Simple enough. But...|
|ILLUSEN ROCKSWhy Illusen is better than Jhudora.|
|Illusen Writes the Editorial?Anyway, since Illusen's pretty occupied, she asked me to write the editorial instead. And before you strangle me screaming, "We want Illusen! Now!" please, have mercy. I'm just a cute little Doglefox.|
|Illusen's Secrets to Staying in Shape"I make all the foods with 'Illusen' in the name," she shares with us, "so I put only the finest, healthiest ingredients into my food and then I sell the foods to shops all over Neopia to provide them to you. I make sure they are low fat and have vitamins that all Neopets need."|
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"Boochi - World Domination" by master_yoda_kenobi
Boochi got prepared to go. He combed out his fur and retied his bright red satin bow, trying to look nice. Of course, he brought his ray gun for emergencies and entertainment. Well, entertainment could be found anywhere with Boochi...
|Illusen's Day Off|
"By order of Fyora, in punishment of thy many deeds dark and destructive, thou shalt be sentenced to a single day in the Glade..."
|The Prize Most Sought|
They were still quite a distance away from it, yet they could already hear the sounds of many, many voices within. Hanging over the bright red door was a dusty, peeling sign that read "The Pound"...