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||Issue: 283 | 16th day of Running, Y9
|Slime TrailsSo, dear reader, take a look for yourself at the marvels of the Slorg. They come in many colours and are hand-washable.|
|The Ultimate Guide to MAGAX: Destroyer IIYou have to remember that once you touch any of the enemies, you will lose about one-fifth of your health...
Also by milkypath
|Foods for the Pampered PetThis is a recommendation of the best Neopian foods packed into one meal.|
|Guild Leading 101: How to Run an Effective GuildA guide on how to run an efficient, but fun, guild.|
|Kiko Lake: What We Want"We will be adding more stuff soon - please check back!" says the cute little description above the cozy picture of Kiko Lake...|
|A Very Random Interview with UzarroI'm going to get an interview with Uzarro. She's that Usul in the green costume on Trouble at the National Neopian...|
|The 2007 Doughnut AwardsNowadays there are a lot of doughnuts you can choose from, from shops on nearly every market corner. Well, which ones are the nicest?|
|Excusive Interview with Bruno!I went to find the big guy straight away. I knew what I was looking for. A blue Gelert, just like me, only a lot bigger...|
|Complete Guide and Tips for The Usul SuspectsThere are a few coloured Usuls you need to take care of. All the Usuls will jump off the platform with a propeller hat...
Also by wamhk
|Wingoball 101Wingoball is simple enough to understand: to toss the Wingoball, aim with your mouse and click to throw it. Simple enough. But...|
|ILLUSEN ROCKSWhy Illusen is better than Jhudora.|
|Illusen Writes the Editorial?Anyway, since Illusen's pretty occupied, she asked me to write the editorial instead. And before you strangle me screaming, "We want Illusen! Now!" please, have mercy. I'm just a cute little Doglefox.|
|Illusen's Secrets to Staying in Shape"I make all the foods with 'Illusen' in the name," she shares with us, "so I put only the finest, healthiest ingredients into my food and then I sell the foods to shops all over Neopia to provide them to you. I make sure they are low fat and have vitamins that all Neopets need."|
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"Boochi - World Domination" by master_yoda_kenobi
Boochi got prepared to go. He combed out his fur and retied his bright red satin bow, trying to look nice. Of course, he brought his ray gun for emergencies and entertainment. Well, entertainment could be found anywhere with Boochi...
|Catching Up: Part Six|
Maybe Ms. Evea had meant it for her ears only. If that were true, though, she had to have singled Patricia out for some reason. But why? The Dark Faerie shrugged and sighed...
|Super Chel: Part Two|
Chel stared at Eric. He was a boy. She was a girl. If she went up to him to try to become friends she'd be an outcast. There would be endless teasing by Isabella, Chel's best friend, and the other girls. But on the other hand, he wanted to be a super hero...