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The Walk Through the Castle of Eliv Thade

His spirit wanders the castle, trying to get revenge to anyone who dares to enter.... You're still here and brave enough to enter? Great, 'cause I’m here to guide you through it!

by unstoppablepain
Six Tips On Proper Neoboard Etiquette

Six tips to help make sure the next time you post on the neoboards, you're met with a positive response.

by sweet_star06
Why Plots Are Preferred

Are plots really worth the headaches we receive as we try in vain to multiply the number of bumroot by the square root of baggus pulp?

by streamergurl
The Ultimate Guide to the Moon

Please remember to wear your Space Suit before going to Kreludor. It will give you what oxygen you need and will keep you grounded so that you don't float away...

by speredude321
Tarla: Helpful or Harmful?

We all know Tarla, the pink-ish Ixi who gives out items every now and then via the Neopets Toolbar. Some Neopians rejoice at the thought of being given free items, while some detest her for deflating them...

by deformedxmuffin
The Forgotten Art of Potato Counting

There is an art and a unique charm to this unassuming game, and here I will attempt to let you in on some of its secrets.

by bryonyrae
Tasty Treats that Won't Burn a Hole in Your Pocket

One may ask oneself what it takes to have a stomach full of tasty treats and a bank account full of hard-earned neopoints...

by stars_and_stripes180
Riding the Turdle

It has the underlying values that depict the Meridellian lifestyle and the enchantment of the "slow and steady wins the race" philosophy. It is... Turdle Racing.

by diva_esque
The Guide to Ugga Smash!

The instructions are simple. Crash your car into an opponent.

by rye_rye07
The Gelert Contest

Have you ever wondered how long a Gelert’s tail is? Or even their ears? Once a year, always in the summer, every Gelert that wishes to take part can go and get his or hers ears and tail measured.

by paranoia_suxx
 
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"Torn Loyalties and Broken Promises" by jjquil
Down in the arena, Tormund lunged forward, silver blade flashing in the sun. His strike bounced harmlessly off of Jeran's steel chest plate, parried by the older Lupe's swift down stroke. They circled each other warily; sweat trickling down beneath their hot metal armor...




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The Extra
I can only recall one moment when I found myself feeling like I was worth something to someone. Feeling like I mattered...

by jelleyfrosting

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Pep and the Great Turmaculus
"Ha-ha, you silly petpet, Pep!" she said, smiling. Her Christmas Noil was running around the middle of the living room floor chasing his jingly bell on his hat...

by 13wocky_lover13

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Super Chel: Part One
"We're all going to be late. Mom, she's just a little kid. Let her wear it. No one ever was ruined by wearing a cape once..."

by kittygirl5170

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Seven
Suddenly, I heard a sturdy knock on the door. I rushed over to it, wondering if it was Malin. But then again, she'd probably have a key to her own house, and wouldn't be knocking...

by sytra

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Our Crazy Life
Arabiias wants a petpet.

Idea by sparklingxangel__

by katrina769


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Mutant Eye Tests
The more the merrier, but not in the case of eyeballs.

by xoxo_card



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