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The Walk Through the Castle of Eliv Thade

His spirit wanders the castle, trying to get revenge to anyone who dares to enter.... You're still here and brave enough to enter? Great, 'cause I’m here to guide you through it!

by unstoppablepain
Six Tips On Proper Neoboard Etiquette

Six tips to help make sure the next time you post on the neoboards, you're met with a positive response.

by sweet_star06
Why Plots Are Preferred

Are plots really worth the headaches we receive as we try in vain to multiply the number of bumroot by the square root of baggus pulp?

by streamergurl
The Ultimate Guide to the Moon

Please remember to wear your Space Suit before going to Kreludor. It will give you what oxygen you need and will keep you grounded so that you don't float away...

by speredude321
Tarla: Helpful or Harmful?

We all know Tarla, the pink-ish Ixi who gives out items every now and then via the Neopets Toolbar. Some Neopians rejoice at the thought of being given free items, while some detest her for deflating them...

by deformedxmuffin
The Forgotten Art of Potato Counting

There is an art and a unique charm to this unassuming game, and here I will attempt to let you in on some of its secrets.

by bryonyrae
Tasty Treats that Won't Burn a Hole in Your Pocket

One may ask oneself what it takes to have a stomach full of tasty treats and a bank account full of hard-earned neopoints...

by stars_and_stripes180
Riding the Turdle

It has the underlying values that depict the Meridellian lifestyle and the enchantment of the "slow and steady wins the race" philosophy. It is... Turdle Racing.

by diva_esque
The Guide to Ugga Smash!

The instructions are simple. Crash your car into an opponent.

by rye_rye07
The Gelert Contest

Have you ever wondered how long a Gelert’s tail is? Or even their ears? Once a year, always in the summer, every Gelert that wishes to take part can go and get his or hers ears and tail measured.

by paranoia_suxx
 
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A Forgotten Art



Potato Counter is not a game that gets a lot of attention. Initially, around the time that it was released, there was a craze for all things Meridell, and even Potato Counter had its fifteen minutes of fame. However, the interest soon died down and nowadays you seldom hear anyone talk about the game. You might think...



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Pep and the Great Turmaculus
"Ha-ha, you silly petpet, Pep!" she said, smiling. Her Christmas Noil was running around the middle of the living room floor chasing his jingly bell on his hat...

by 13wocky_lover13

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A Mysterious Fishing Trip
"What's all this?" I asked, somewhat pensively. Around the room were some packets of what appeared to be tiny fish. There were sunscreen, a blanket, a picnic basket, hats, and – oh no. There were fishing poles!

by mzkimmi

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Spheres of Influence: Part One
Even as he watched, the second Chia disappeared from sight. "Well, this is irregular," Drake muttered to himself...

by zephandolf

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Vanity: Part Two
He offered his arm and she placed hers lightly on top. She knew from living with Sarah that this was the customary way beauty contestants of opposite genders in the area traveled in public. She also knew from having a brain that it was going to be hard to keep her arm up...

by literalluau

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The Worst That Could Happen
Lab Ray Mishaps

by mango_lovebird

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The Truth About the Altadorian Archives
The secret lies within...

by rose_cel



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