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The Walk Through the Castle of Eliv Thade

His spirit wanders the castle, trying to get revenge to anyone who dares to enter.... You're still here and brave enough to enter? Great, 'cause I’m here to guide you through it!

by unstoppablepain
Six Tips On Proper Neoboard Etiquette

Six tips to help make sure the next time you post on the neoboards, you're met with a positive response.

by sweet_star06
Why Plots Are Preferred

Are plots really worth the headaches we receive as we try in vain to multiply the number of bumroot by the square root of baggus pulp?

by streamergurl
The Ultimate Guide to the Moon

Please remember to wear your Space Suit before going to Kreludor. It will give you what oxygen you need and will keep you grounded so that you don't float away...

by speredude321
Tarla: Helpful or Harmful?

We all know Tarla, the pink-ish Ixi who gives out items every now and then via the Neopets Toolbar. Some Neopians rejoice at the thought of being given free items, while some detest her for deflating them...

by deformedxmuffin
The Forgotten Art of Potato Counting

There is an art and a unique charm to this unassuming game, and here I will attempt to let you in on some of its secrets.

by bryonyrae
Tasty Treats that Won't Burn a Hole in Your Pocket

One may ask oneself what it takes to have a stomach full of tasty treats and a bank account full of hard-earned neopoints...

by stars_and_stripes180
Riding the Turdle

It has the underlying values that depict the Meridellian lifestyle and the enchantment of the "slow and steady wins the race" philosophy. It is... Turdle Racing.

by diva_esque
The Guide to Ugga Smash!

The instructions are simple. Crash your car into an opponent.

by rye_rye07
The Gelert Contest

Have you ever wondered how long a Gelert’s tail is? Or even their ears? Once a year, always in the summer, every Gelert that wishes to take part can go and get his or hers ears and tail measured.

by paranoia_suxx
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"Torn Loyalties and Broken Promises" by jjquil
Down in the arena, Tormund lunged forward, silver blade flashing in the sun. His strike bounced harmlessly off of Jeran's steel chest plate, parried by the older Lupe's swift down stroke. They circled each other warily; sweat trickling down beneath their hot metal armor...

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A Mysterious Fishing Trip
"What's all this?" I asked, somewhat pensively. Around the room were some packets of what appeared to be tiny fish. There were sunscreen, a blanket, a picnic basket, hats, and – oh no. There were fishing poles!

by mzkimmi


The Lost Idea
The stone Chia's contours gleamed delicately in the flickering light. Upon his head sat the great hat, its stone feather curving...

by yoyote


Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Seven
The Kougra's eyes were harder and sharper than the blade that shimmered in her hand, but she wasted no breath in shooting back, choosing instead to let the sword do the talking...

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent


Spheres of Influence: Part One
Even as he watched, the second Chia disappeared from sight. "Well, this is irregular," Drake muttered to himself...

by zephandolf


No Comment: Crossover - Some Hero
One fine day in the Geraptiku Tomb...

Art by squire_genevieve

by tirilia


Just Funny
*sigh* More snot...

by julia_200611

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