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The Walk Through the Castle of Eliv Thade

His spirit wanders the castle, trying to get revenge to anyone who dares to enter.... You're still here and brave enough to enter? Great, 'cause I’m here to guide you through it!

by unstoppablepain
Six Tips On Proper Neoboard Etiquette

Six tips to help make sure the next time you post on the neoboards, you're met with a positive response.

by sweet_star06
Why Plots Are Preferred

Are plots really worth the headaches we receive as we try in vain to multiply the number of bumroot by the square root of baggus pulp?

by streamergurl
The Ultimate Guide to the Moon

Please remember to wear your Space Suit before going to Kreludor. It will give you what oxygen you need and will keep you grounded so that you don't float away...

by speredude321
Tarla: Helpful or Harmful?

We all know Tarla, the pink-ish Ixi who gives out items every now and then via the Neopets Toolbar. Some Neopians rejoice at the thought of being given free items, while some detest her for deflating them...

by deformedxmuffin
The Forgotten Art of Potato Counting

There is an art and a unique charm to this unassuming game, and here I will attempt to let you in on some of its secrets.

by bryonyrae
Tasty Treats that Won't Burn a Hole in Your Pocket

One may ask oneself what it takes to have a stomach full of tasty treats and a bank account full of hard-earned neopoints...

by stars_and_stripes180
Riding the Turdle

It has the underlying values that depict the Meridellian lifestyle and the enchantment of the "slow and steady wins the race" philosophy. It is... Turdle Racing.

by diva_esque
The Guide to Ugga Smash!

The instructions are simple. Crash your car into an opponent.

by rye_rye07
The Gelert Contest

Have you ever wondered how long a Gelert’s tail is? Or even their ears? Once a year, always in the summer, every Gelert that wishes to take part can go and get his or hers ears and tail measured.

by paranoia_suxx
 
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"Torn Loyalties and Broken Promises" by jjquil
Down in the arena, Tormund lunged forward, silver blade flashing in the sun. His strike bounced harmlessly off of Jeran's steel chest plate, parried by the older Lupe's swift down stroke. They circled each other warily; sweat trickling down beneath their hot metal armor...




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The Koi Party
"Nah, what could go wrong? So here's where our laser will go-" Apoc was interrupted by his brother...

by mystery_island111223

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Big Trees
"Do you know why we're doing this?" Janice asked Ever. "Do you know why we are planting this little tree?"

by violinoutoftune

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Cry of the Angel: Part Three
"Of course!" May said before Nicole could open her mouth. "Is it okay if you sleep in my closet? The center is really roomy and kinda comfy..."

by st83_star174

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The Royal Meridell Garden Party: Part Two
Red smiled sweetly. "You'd better put it on," she said in an even sweeter voice, "or you won't be allowed into the garden party..."

by freefalldreams

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Dandilion Tails: Help Me! HELP MEEEE!.... Too late.
Help! Help! Dr. Sloth is after me!

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix


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Our Crazy Life
Arabiias wants a petpet.

Idea by sparklingxangel__

by katrina769




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