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||Issue: 278 | 9th day of Awakening, Y9
|Gross Food: Grossly Misunderstood?Welcome to the world of Gross Food. Not to be confused with food that is gross, such as sprouts, broccoli, and oatmeal...|
|Making Guilds Fun!!!Yes, it is time to get the fun on! Here is a starter list of games, activities, and guild services you and your guild can do to make things a bit more fun. |
|The DiamondEyez Review- The Top Ten Coffee TrendsPut simply, there is a wider variety of coffee than there has ever been before. So in case you haven’t joined the bandwagon or are just checking to make sure your ways are trendy, this review is a must...|
|The Best, the Worst: Of HolidaysOkay, so the big holidays are over. New Year's is done and gone, and your resolutions are probably forgotten on the floor. For the most part, you have squeezed every ounce of celebration out of these holidays. But you want more. |
|Neopets: The Darkest Faerie PS2 Game GuideI have some handy tips that will help you along the way of defeating the Darkest Faerie. |
|Neopian Illnesses RevealedPrevention is the first defense against catching a disease and hopefully after reading this article you will have learned a little more about what can cause your pet to become ill. |
|Neopoints, What is the Point? (Pun Not Intended)I have noticed that not many people have looked back upon their neverending frenzy of harvesting neopoints. "Why," they will ponder, "do we need all these neopoints?"|
|Monster Attacks And YouGiant monsters. Not your cuddly happy fun fellow Neopians, but rather an insurance Chia's nightmare. So what can we do to protect ourselves from these monsters?|
|Painted Petpets' Peculiar PricesWhat price to ask when you are selling a petpet? And what if you want to buy one? This article gives you the answers!|
|(Almost) Ten Fun Uses for Your LawnmowerI have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is!|
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"Only for Jhudora" by laurelinden and precious_katuch14
The purple cloud-island loomed before her, and the Shoyru felt a rush of excitement and accomplishment that often came with completing a quest from her role model. In fact, Jhudora was the reason why Elisha pleaded with her owner to paint her purple. Feeling her paws tremble with anticipation as she began to alight on Jhudora's territory, the amethyst-colored Shoyru took a deep breath...
|Out of Place|
Oh no, I thought. Oh no, oh no, oh no... My thoughts melded into the darkness that sent me flying into another world, away from everything I cared for, cherished, falling away in one single zap...
|Just Different, Just MorningGlory|
Early_MorningGlory sat at the window, watching the rising sun paint the pure white snow pink and gold. The yellow Lupe was curled up on the window seat, wearing an old fashioned dress. She was scribbling away on a piece of paper, attempting to ignore the chaos issuing through out the rest of the house...
|Catching Up: Part One|
It was a fine day, crisp and cool as an autumn day should be, when the incoming class of Faerie Academy lined up alongside the practice field to wait for their instructor...