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Gross Food: Grossly Misunderstood?

Welcome to the world of Gross Food. Not to be confused with food that is gross, such as sprouts, broccoli, and oatmeal...

by playmobil_is_my_life
Making Guilds Fun!!!

Yes, it is time to get the fun on! Here is a starter list of games, activities, and guild services you and your guild can do to make things a bit more fun.

by manda314
The DiamondEyez Review- The Top Ten Coffee Trends

Put simply, there is a wider variety of coffee than there has ever been before. So in case you haven’t joined the bandwagon or are just checking to make sure your ways are trendy, this review is a must...

by goldenpaw
The Best, the Worst: Of Holidays

Okay, so the big holidays are over. New Year's is done and gone, and your resolutions are probably forgotten on the floor. For the most part, you have squeezed every ounce of celebration out of these holidays. But you want more.

by kelszozo
Neopets: The Darkest Faerie PS2 Game Guide

I have some handy tips that will help you along the way of defeating the Darkest Faerie.

by madneogirl
Neopian Illnesses Revealed

Prevention is the first defense against catching a disease and hopefully after reading this article you will have learned a little more about what can cause your pet to become ill.

by zelda2222
Neopoints, What is the Point? (Pun Not Intended)

I have noticed that not many people have looked back upon their neverending frenzy of harvesting neopoints. "Why," they will ponder, "do we need all these neopoints?"

by emmasam79
Monster Attacks And You

Giant monsters. Not your cuddly happy fun fellow Neopians, but rather an insurance Chia's nightmare. So what can we do to protect ourselves from these monsters?

by sato_master
Painted Petpets' Peculiar Prices

What price to ask when you are selling a petpet? And what if you want to buy one? This article gives you the answers!

by zolphia
(Almost) Ten Fun Uses for Your Lawnmower

I have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is!

by socksy003
 
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"Fanmail for Jhudora" by star_29791
She was the evillest faerie of all yet the great rulers of Neopia (TNT) insisted on giving her evilness a special day to celebrate what exactly? Her evilness? What happened to run and hide from evil? Oh well, she got off lightly. Dr. Sloth actually had a Sloth Appreciation Day. At least, hers was just Jhudora Day. She shuddered at the thought of a Jhudora Appreciation Day. She didn’t want to be appreciated. She wanted to cause terror...




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Escape from the Darigan Citadel!
Would you brave the dungeons of the Darigan Citadel for 10,000 neopoints?

by sumthingshiny

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Masila: After the Battle
The storyteller gave a tiny smile and straightened, using a staff to help her. A terrible fall in the distant past had hurt her backbone considerably...

by natasha_nguyen

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Four
Blu, stunned beyond belief, could not control her thoughts. How dare he! He has no proof that I am solely to blame for whatever happened on that day! I don't even know what happened on that day! What do I do?!?

by hotchick859

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part Six
Rolan reached out and grabbed Jeran's elbow, derailing the Lupe's train of thought. "We're here," he whispered...

by nimras23

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And the Meepits Outgrabe
My hallway is missing!

by kittylin

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Randomness
This is why I don't feed my pets Neocola...

by anime_freak999



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