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Volcano Run II - In-Depth Guide

So, you're desperate to help Glubgar to find his way out of the pickle he’s gotten himself into this time in the return of Volcano Run, are you?

by mzkimmi
Games and the Board: The Perfect Formula?

The game board is a spectacular area to find and ask for tips from fellow Neopians. From the very experienced to the similarly confused you can get many, many replies that will reveal some of the most useful tips you will ever find!

by godsowngodzilla
Top 10 Worst Neopian Jobs

We see them every day. Those poor, tortured Neopian souls with the absolute WORST jobs ever.

by x_boomerang_energy_x
Forever Whirling: The Lost Desert Fruit Machine

The Fruit Machine is a Lost Desert daily attraction that allows each Neopian family one free spin per day. Though many are simply advised to have better luck tomorrow, prizes range from desert food to Battledome items, to paintbrushes...

by ampolin1
Why Isn't Anyone Joining My Guild? (Part 2)

There are numerous factors. This time I dedicate my piece to a person who ultimately makes or breaks a newborn guild: the leader.

by squekepiggie123
Into Defending?

In the game, you will have a number of neopets pictures and a question presented to you. To answer the question, click on the picture of the correct answer.

by georgina_248
Turmac Roll: A History

Never once, in my two years of playing the game has that thing EVER grown. It makes no sense! If the instructions say the thing will grow, then gosh darn it, it should grow!

by sarcaism7
Neopian Guide to Spacecraft

After spending some time studying (joyriding *cough*) the various spacecraft used by Kreludor and Neopia alike, I've compiled this list of ships for use by a skilled pilot...

by sparkie399
The Top 10 Most Common Mistakes Lookup Makers Make

Of course, we are only scratching the surface of the mistakes people tend to make while creating their masterpieces, but here are the most detrimental...

by derangedsmile
Morguss: Behind the Ugly

We're here at the edge of Darigan Citadel, which isn't exactly the safest place to be standing.

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by dan4884

 
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The Ten Worst Jobs



You most likely think nothing of them; you might not even give them a second glance... but if YOU were stuck with their jobs, you might at least spare a pity smile. Listed here are the ten worst EVER jobs that any Neopian could possibly think of. It just might get you to think twice about how dedicated they really are to improving the site for everyone. Or maybe they just lost a bet...



Other Stories


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Legend of the Voidberry
The orange Grundo laughed. "Farming on Kreludor? This would cost more neopoints than I have in my budget, not to mention that it will simply not work..."

by ummagine3284

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The Ugly Child
Cleo, who was Ms. Polsha's babysitter, sighed but nodded. "Yeah, okay," she agreed...

by neopartia

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part Four
Well, sometimes she didn't want to be practical. Sometimes she wanted to do something wild and crazy, just to prove that she could...

by nimras23

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Two
The water chilled Blu, but not to the point that it was numbing. Paddling her white paws through the clear water, Blu swam with a natural ease...

by hotchick859

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Z0MG! Call the PPL
Underneath those grains of soot is a metaphorical heart.

by xxkesenaitsumixx

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Gnorbu Day 2007
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! My hair!!!!

by sistersmazoky



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