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The Truth About the Grundo Thief

How many of you have played Freaky Factory, 15 seconds on the clock, three toys left, one vat empty, bam it's full, exactly three toys on the belt, you can feel a color bonus in the air, one second left and that purple Grundo Thief snags a plushie and you lose?!

by lov_el_y
The Glory of Meerca Chase II

Unlike Meerca Chase, Meerca Chase II gives you three choices of modes to play in! Each is different and monumentally exciting in its own special way!

by xxtiger_lemonxx
Fancy Eats

Ah! The wonders of being a pampered pet. But for your pet to be pampered, you will have to give your pet fancy foods!

by donuts_254
Fire Pets: Care and Myths

These cuddly little balls of ash and fire aren't anything to be afraid of! If you know the right way to care for a Fire Pet, you'll be rewarded with love and luxury, not to mention a free source of heat in the winter.

by kittyfjeld
Your Dazzling Disco Guide

Disco, the upbeat style that is sweeping Neopia as we know it. Now you may be thinking, why on earth should I get involved in this collaboration of hot pink material and sharp snazzy dance moves?

by retreat_at_random
Dear Crabby: Bring On the Happy!

Well, readers, I'm back in all my crabby glory! Or not.

by dan4884
Common Neohoming Myths

While Neohoming isn't easy, it's probably not as prohibitively difficult as you might think.

by strangeperky
Sophie's Stew - Game Guide

Your tool of choice is Sophie's wand. When Sophie throws an item into the air, use the wand to bounce the item across the room landing it safely into the cauldron.

by jcspare
Caves and Corridors: Mystery Island Guide

In this guide, I will be showing one of the best, if not THE best, routes of earning a high score in the exciting action game of Caves and Corridors: Mystery Island.

by wylina
The Haunted Woods - Tale of Woe

For quite a while now, many, many, many Neopians have been crowding the thousands of graveyards that sit in the Haunted Woods...

by scottiepug
 
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Study Shows Negg Chasing is Fun



Most Neopians nowadays see Meerca Chase II as a simple, quick way to make a few Neopoints each day. They see no excitement or action in this game and pay very little attention! This all may have been rather true with the old version of the splendid game (plain old Meerca Chase), but that is certainly a blatant lie when speaking of the newfangled Meerca Chase II! Please give me a few minutes of your time to explain myself...



Other Stories


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Smilty and her Tale of Woe
Smilty followed the Ixi with her eyes. Wait. The other Neopets were digging at that grave? Well, now she was thoroughly spooked...

by silent_snow

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Ohmygosh!
"Wha... what happened? What'd Injustic do now? He didn't set the school on fire, did he?" I asked, panicked...

by justanecholeft

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The Thirteenth Key: Part Three
"Avast! Matey, are you goin' to th' Golden Dubloon, too?" I asked him, trying to talk like a pirate. Alas, I should have read that book...

by writer190

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Needed Adventure: Part Twelve
Enzo's brow furrowed. He didn't quite understand the question, but the other wild pets all looked at him expectantly. "Well, I... I mean, we all did it. It just took a little teamwork..."

by tdyans

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Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight
Beware: Capn's Cooking

by red_labster

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Fiesty Freaks
It's so cold in here!

by eevilbirdiezuh



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