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The Gourmet Game - A Gourmet Club Bowls Guide

Get out a ruler or object with a straight edge. Why? This is a lifesaver when playing Gourmet Club Bowls.

by ron_2793
Just Keep Trying!

I've compiled a list of reasons to help you on your quest to be recognized in the Neopian Times, or maybe even help you get that tricky little avatar.

by ewagon
Your Official Guide to Petpet Cannonball

Because you're reading this right now, I'd assume you still need a little (or a lot) help with this game. After following this guide, hopefully you'd highly improve at Petpet Cannonball. =)

by jellyfiesta
Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial Guide

Just keep squishing, just keep squishing...

by danman111111
A Neopian Guide to Disguises

Have you always loved sneaking around and hiding in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying

by sweeteepie87
Pets Turning Lazy After Halloween

Your pet used to always be active - running, jumping, walking, and having a good time outdoors with friends. Now, it seems that all they do is sit and eat candies and other goodies from trick-or-treating.

by fabulouskrissy20
VernaxEater's Guide to Pwning the Web of Vernax

So, you want to master the Web of Vernax, do you? Well, it looks as if you came to the right place.

by giantspyder
An Exclusive Interview With the Negg Faerie

Negg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery?

by userplay6088

Yes, that's what you should be doing to the petpetpets.

by neowizard1287
Underwater Fishing

This fished-out stuff isn't junk!

by eevee13579
Is It Really Worth It?

Neopians every day are spending a fortune on Paint Brushes, Petpet Paint Brushes, Morphing Potions and Transmogrification Potions to make their pets and petpets look more "beautiful"...

by aussie_girl777
Gallery Spotlight #200

Galleries are a way of showcasing your favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are. For some, it's a simple task...

by sparky63428
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"An Almost-Tragedy" by frerybairn
She was The Owner, Frerybairn: and her companion the pet, a very sad bright-green Quiggle less than an hour old. He clung to her coat-sleeve incessantly, sometimes wiping his nose on it as he sobbed. She didn't correct him. He was only a baby--and he had good reason. They were on their way home from the pound. "You wouldn't really have left me there, wouldja?"

Other Stories


A Spyder's Lesson
After checking under her bed, dresser, and desk, she concluded that her room was spyder-free. Still, better safe than sorry, she thought, spraying her room with the Spyder-Be-Gone...

by bananas_and_cream


Friendship Garden
The green Cybunny hugged Momoiro in return, hoping that both Cybunnies would see each other in the future. However, Midori did not hear anything at all until ten years later...

by anime_cybunny


Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Four
Jenna was beginning to feel claustrophobic from being trapped in the small bubble interior for so long. And as their surroundings grew dimmer and dimmer, she grew more and more nervous. She began glancing every five minutes out the shield for a glimpse of Maraqua...

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852


At the AstroVilla: Part Five
When Cypher reached the door, her mood was not improved by seeing that it was not fully closed. It looked as if it had been shut in a hurry, but was not fully locked. Gently, she pushed the door open just a crack, and peered into the darkened suite...

by kemppotatoe


The Unusuals
When are you going to restock?!

by x_xkodiskux_x


A Haunted Woods Plot comic

by zimpy222

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