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The Gourmet Game - A Gourmet Club Bowls Guide

Get out a ruler or object with a straight edge. Why? This is a lifesaver when playing Gourmet Club Bowls.

by ron_2793
Just Keep Trying!

I've compiled a list of reasons to help you on your quest to be recognized in the Neopian Times, or maybe even help you get that tricky little avatar.

by ewagon
Your Official Guide to Petpet Cannonball

Because you're reading this right now, I'd assume you still need a little (or a lot) help with this game. After following this guide, hopefully you'd highly improve at Petpet Cannonball. =)

by jellyfiesta
Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial Guide

Just keep squishing, just keep squishing...

by danman111111
A Neopian Guide to Disguises

Have you always loved sneaking around and hiding in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying

by sweeteepie87
Pets Turning Lazy After Halloween

Your pet used to always be active - running, jumping, walking, and having a good time outdoors with friends. Now, it seems that all they do is sit and eat candies and other goodies from trick-or-treating.

by fabulouskrissy20
VernaxEater's Guide to Pwning the Web of Vernax

So, you want to master the Web of Vernax, do you? Well, it looks as if you came to the right place.

by giantspyder
An Exclusive Interview With the Negg Faerie

Negg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery?

by userplay6088
Bzzzzappppppp!

Yes, that's what you should be doing to the petpetpets.

by neowizard1287
Underwater Fishing

This fished-out stuff isn't junk!

by eevee13579
Is It Really Worth It?

Neopians every day are spending a fortune on Paint Brushes, Petpet Paint Brushes, Morphing Potions and Transmogrification Potions to make their pets and petpets look more "beautiful"...

by aussie_girl777
Gallery Spotlight #200

Galleries are a way of showcasing your favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are. For some, it's a simple task...

by sparky63428
 
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"The Last Piece of Seaglass" by luv_2_shop_7
Julie the JubJub was extremely sad as she walked down the beach. Her head was lowered so that passersby would not see the tears flowing down her face from her overly large eyes. When a JubJub cries, it is almost impossible not to notice. She stopped occasionally to look out at the waves, but this did not help; it only made her bawl some more...




Other Stories


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If...
If I was not myself--simple me--but something else, something more interesting; not just a passive blob of yellow in the crowd, but someone important, like a leader: who would I be?

by violinoutoftune

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The Scarab of Anubits
Qasala was still reeling from its recent war, making it easier to do what they did best - namely, to relieve the locals of their wealth. And if that meant breaking into the palace there and stealing directly from Jazan and Nabile, then so be it. They'd done it before...

Also by goten__10

by frynr


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The Thirteenth Key: Part Two
The floor was swollen and uneven. The whole room bobbed up and down gently from the waves. "I see you're up," commented a voice from a corner of my room. I quickly turned my head to find who had spoken...

by writer190

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Rising Shadow: Part Four
Miaglo froze, gaping in bewilderment, and Darigan felt a smug satisfaction at seeing his seemingly invulnerable antagonist flabbergasted. The warrior's emotions were hidden behind the visor of its helmet, but it seemed completely unfazed...

by sarahleeadvent

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Why Bother?
*prod prod*

by sweet_card

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Stuck in the Neopet House
It's a fun night for graverobbing...

by spotthechelsey



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