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||Issue: 264 | 3rd day of Storing, Y8
|The Gourmet Game - A Gourmet Club Bowls GuideGet out a ruler or object with a straight edge. Why? This is a lifesaver
when playing Gourmet Club Bowls.|
|Just Keep Trying!I've compiled a list
of reasons to help you on your quest to be recognized in the Neopian Times, or
maybe even help you get that tricky little avatar.|
|Your Official Guide to Petpet CannonballBecause you're reading this right now, I'd assume you still need a little (or
a lot) help with this game. After following this guide, hopefully you'd highly
improve at Petpet Cannonball. =)|
|Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial GuideJust keep squishing, just keep squishing...|
|A Neopian Guide to DisguisesHave you always loved sneaking around and hiding
in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got
caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying|
|Pets Turning Lazy After HalloweenYour pet used to always be active - running, jumping, walking, and having a
good time outdoors with friends. Now, it seems that all they do is sit and eat
candies and other goodies from trick-or-treating.|
|VernaxEater's Guide to Pwning the Web of VernaxSo, you want to master the Web of Vernax, do you? Well, it looks as if you
came to the right place.|
|An Exclusive Interview With the Negg FaerieNegg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your
lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery?|
|Bzzzzappppppp!Yes, that's what you should be doing to the petpetpets.
|Underwater FishingThis fished-out stuff isn't
|Is It Really Worth It?Neopians every day are spending a fortune on Paint Brushes, Petpet Paint Brushes,
Morphing Potions and Transmogrification Potions to make their pets and petpets
look more "beautiful"...|
|Gallery Spotlight #200Galleries are a way of showcasing your
favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are.
For some, it's a simple task...|
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Spotlight on Galleries
As we approach and pass Gallery Spotlight #200, it's time to remember the previous winners and to encourage future winners. Galleries are a way of showcasing your favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are. For some, it's a simple task of collecting a few items. For others, it's a difficult but worthwhile challenge...
|The Scarab of Anubits|
Qasala was still reeling from its recent war, making it easier
to do what they did best - namely, to relieve the locals of their wealth. And
if that meant breaking into the palace there and stealing directly from Jazan
and Nabile, then so be it. They'd done it before...
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|A Break in Memory: Part Three|
He had a mental picture of himself on the floor
of a Neohome, combining and mixing potions and chemicals. A weird, red, insect-like
Neopian sat on the bed across from him--and he knew he must be daydreaming.
Too bad, that homey scene had been so nice...