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||Issue: 264 | 3rd day of Storing, Y8
|The Gourmet Game - A Gourmet Club Bowls GuideGet out a ruler or object with a straight edge. Why? This is a lifesaver
when playing Gourmet Club Bowls.|
|Just Keep Trying!I've compiled a list
of reasons to help you on your quest to be recognized in the Neopian Times, or
maybe even help you get that tricky little avatar.|
|Your Official Guide to Petpet CannonballBecause you're reading this right now, I'd assume you still need a little (or
a lot) help with this game. After following this guide, hopefully you'd highly
improve at Petpet Cannonball. =)|
|Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial GuideJust keep squishing, just keep squishing...|
|A Neopian Guide to DisguisesHave you always loved sneaking around and hiding
in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got
caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying|
|Pets Turning Lazy After HalloweenYour pet used to always be active - running, jumping, walking, and having a
good time outdoors with friends. Now, it seems that all they do is sit and eat
candies and other goodies from trick-or-treating.|
|VernaxEater's Guide to Pwning the Web of VernaxSo, you want to master the Web of Vernax, do you? Well, it looks as if you
came to the right place.|
|An Exclusive Interview With the Negg FaerieNegg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your
lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery?|
|Bzzzzappppppp!Yes, that's what you should be doing to the petpetpets.
|Underwater FishingThis fished-out stuff isn't
|Is It Really Worth It?Neopians every day are spending a fortune on Paint Brushes, Petpet Paint Brushes,
Morphing Potions and Transmogrification Potions to make their pets and petpets
look more "beautiful"...|
|Gallery Spotlight #200Galleries are a way of showcasing your
favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are.
For some, it's a simple task...|
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"An Almost-Tragedy" by frerybairn
She was The Owner, Frerybairn: and her companion the pet, a very sad bright-green Quiggle less than an hour old. He clung to her coat-sleeve incessantly, sometimes wiping his nose on it as he sobbed. She didn't correct him. He was only a baby--and he had good reason. They were on their way home from the pound. "You wouldn't really have left me there, wouldja?"
|A Spyder's Lesson|
After checking under her bed, dresser, and desk, she concluded that her room was spyder-free. Still,
better safe than sorry, she thought, spraying her room with the Spyder-Be-Gone...
Cybunny hugged Momoiro in return, hoping that both Cybunnies would see each
other in the future. However, Midori did not hear anything at all until ten
|Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Four|
Jenna was beginning to feel claustrophobic from
being trapped in the small bubble interior for so long. And as their surroundings
grew dimmer and dimmer, she grew more and more nervous. She began glancing every
five minutes out the shield for a glimpse of Maraqua...
Also by jeanaet
|At the AstroVilla: Part Five|
When Cypher reached the door, her mood was not
improved by seeing that it was not fully closed. It looked as if it had been
shut in a hurry, but was not fully locked. Gently, she pushed the door open
just a crack, and peered into the darkened suite...