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The Gourmet Game - A Gourmet Club Bowls Guide

Get out a ruler or object with a straight edge. Why? This is a lifesaver when playing Gourmet Club Bowls.

by ron_2793
Just Keep Trying!

I've compiled a list of reasons to help you on your quest to be recognized in the Neopian Times, or maybe even help you get that tricky little avatar.

by ewagon
Your Official Guide to Petpet Cannonball

Because you're reading this right now, I'd assume you still need a little (or a lot) help with this game. After following this guide, hopefully you'd highly improve at Petpet Cannonball. =)

by jellyfiesta
Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial Guide

Just keep squishing, just keep squishing...

by danman111111
A Neopian Guide to Disguises

Have you always loved sneaking around and hiding in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying

by sweeteepie87
Pets Turning Lazy After Halloween

Your pet used to always be active - running, jumping, walking, and having a good time outdoors with friends. Now, it seems that all they do is sit and eat candies and other goodies from trick-or-treating.

by fabulouskrissy20
VernaxEater's Guide to Pwning the Web of Vernax

So, you want to master the Web of Vernax, do you? Well, it looks as if you came to the right place.

by giantspyder
An Exclusive Interview With the Negg Faerie

Negg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery?

by userplay6088
Bzzzzappppppp!

Yes, that's what you should be doing to the petpetpets.

by neowizard1287
Underwater Fishing

This fished-out stuff isn't junk!

by eevee13579
Is It Really Worth It?

Neopians every day are spending a fortune on Paint Brushes, Petpet Paint Brushes, Morphing Potions and Transmogrification Potions to make their pets and petpets look more "beautiful"...

by aussie_girl777
Gallery Spotlight #200

Galleries are a way of showcasing your favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are. For some, it's a simple task...

by sparky63428
 
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"An Almost-Tragedy" by frerybairn
She was The Owner, Frerybairn: and her companion the pet, a very sad bright-green Quiggle less than an hour old. He clung to her coat-sleeve incessantly, sometimes wiping his nose on it as he sobbed. She didn't correct him. He was only a baby--and he had good reason. They were on their way home from the pound. "You wouldn't really have left me there, wouldja?"




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The Scarab of Anubits
Qasala was still reeling from its recent war, making it easier to do what they did best - namely, to relieve the locals of their wealth. And if that meant breaking into the palace there and stealing directly from Jazan and Nabile, then so be it. They'd done it before...

Also by goten__10

by frynr


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Fun At The Toy Store
"It's Northwestern Altadorian Pineapple Day! Won't that be fun? A holiday consisting of three random words that I just thought up!"

by mystery_island111223

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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part Five
By the time she got back to the door, she half expected it to be locked again, but it wasn't, and she slipped inside it, closing the door quietly behind her...

by puppy200010

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Everyone Has a Name: Part One
An eternal, spinning vortex hovers in the sky just outside Neopia Central. Every day strange creatures fall from this bizarre rip in the time-space continuum to find themselves in our world. These bizarre creatures are called humans...

by dark_goddess_rising

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A Haunted Woods Plot comic
WHOA!

by zimpy222

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Slorg Day!
We've dug so many of them out of those graves in the Haunted Woods. ;)

by tehhotbird



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