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The Gourmet Game - A Gourmet Club Bowls Guide

Get out a ruler or object with a straight edge. Why? This is a lifesaver when playing Gourmet Club Bowls.

by ron_2793
Just Keep Trying!

I've compiled a list of reasons to help you on your quest to be recognized in the Neopian Times, or maybe even help you get that tricky little avatar.

by ewagon
Your Official Guide to Petpet Cannonball

Because you're reading this right now, I'd assume you still need a little (or a lot) help with this game. After following this guide, hopefully you'd highly improve at Petpet Cannonball. =)

by jellyfiesta
Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial Guide

Just keep squishing, just keep squishing...

by danman111111
A Neopian Guide to Disguises

Have you always loved sneaking around and hiding in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying

by sweeteepie87
Pets Turning Lazy After Halloween

Your pet used to always be active - running, jumping, walking, and having a good time outdoors with friends. Now, it seems that all they do is sit and eat candies and other goodies from trick-or-treating.

by fabulouskrissy20
VernaxEater's Guide to Pwning the Web of Vernax

So, you want to master the Web of Vernax, do you? Well, it looks as if you came to the right place.

by giantspyder
An Exclusive Interview With the Negg Faerie

Negg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery?

by userplay6088
Bzzzzappppppp!

Yes, that's what you should be doing to the petpetpets.

by neowizard1287
Underwater Fishing

This fished-out stuff isn't junk!

by eevee13579
Is It Really Worth It?

Neopians every day are spending a fortune on Paint Brushes, Petpet Paint Brushes, Morphing Potions and Transmogrification Potions to make their pets and petpets look more "beautiful"...

by aussie_girl777
Gallery Spotlight #200

Galleries are a way of showcasing your favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are. For some, it's a simple task...

by sparky63428
 
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"Yoinked: The Grundo Thief's Story" by rissa714
He always showed up at the Krelufun factory for his shift precisely on time. Though he had just started the job not long ago, he was a reliable and efficient worker, taking his responsibility as the vat filler very seriously. No blobs of red, blue or yellow color went in any vat but its own, and thus, every plushie produced was of the highest quality. This is why...




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A Spyder's Lesson
After checking under her bed, dresser, and desk, she concluded that her room was spyder-free. Still, better safe than sorry, she thought, spraying her room with the Spyder-Be-Gone...

by bananas_and_cream

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Succeeding
"You know, if you showed a bit of energy, people might be a bit more tempted to adopt you." The blue Zafara in the cell opposite her was leaning on the bars. He shrugged. "Just a suggestion, of course..."

by ruff_zette

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Ties to the Wanderer: Part Two
"But... I have this suspicion that there's something more to all this, something even Dia doesn't know about..."

Also by draikmistress123

by neokitten4


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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Eleven
"Oh, come on. I mean, they'll never hear a word we say. It'll just be our little secret. That's the fun of it. The only people who will know that this conversation has ever happened..."

by sytra

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Done Deal!
We are now witnessing a not-so-smart Cybunny.

by pantheray

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N3oW3IRD Episode 06
Airborne!

by neekko



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