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||Issue: 264 | 3rd day of Storing, Y8
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when playing Gourmet Club Bowls.|
|Just Keep Trying!I've compiled a list
of reasons to help you on your quest to be recognized in the Neopian Times, or
maybe even help you get that tricky little avatar.|
|Your Official Guide to Petpet CannonballBecause you're reading this right now, I'd assume you still need a little (or
a lot) help with this game. After following this guide, hopefully you'd highly
improve at Petpet Cannonball. =)|
|Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial GuideJust keep squishing, just keep squishing...|
|A Neopian Guide to DisguisesHave you always loved sneaking around and hiding
in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got
caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying|
|Pets Turning Lazy After HalloweenYour pet used to always be active - running, jumping, walking, and having a
good time outdoors with friends. Now, it seems that all they do is sit and eat
candies and other goodies from trick-or-treating.|
|VernaxEater's Guide to Pwning the Web of VernaxSo, you want to master the Web of Vernax, do you? Well, it looks as if you
came to the right place.|
|An Exclusive Interview With the Negg FaerieNegg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your
lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery?|
|Bzzzzappppppp!Yes, that's what you should be doing to the petpetpets.
|Underwater FishingThis fished-out stuff isn't
|Is It Really Worth It?Neopians every day are spending a fortune on Paint Brushes, Petpet Paint Brushes,
Morphing Potions and Transmogrification Potions to make their pets and petpets
look more "beautiful"...|
|Gallery Spotlight #200Galleries are a way of showcasing your
favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are.
For some, it's a simple task...|
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"An Almost-Tragedy" by frerybairn
She was The Owner, Frerybairn: and her companion the pet, a very sad bright-green Quiggle less than an hour old. He clung to her coat-sleeve incessantly, sometimes wiping his nose on it as he sobbed. She didn't correct him. He was only a baby--and he had good reason. They were on their way home from the pound. "You wouldn't really have left me there, wouldja?"
If I was not myself--simple me--but something
else, something more interesting; not just a passive blob of yellow in the crowd,
but someone important, like a leader: who would I be?
|Everyone Has a Name: Part One|
An eternal, spinning vortex hovers in the sky just outside
Neopia Central. Every day strange creatures fall from this bizarre rip in the
time-space continuum to find themselves in our world. These bizarre creatures
are called humans...