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Friend or Foe?

Have you ever wondered whether the Halloween pets you see trekking about the Haunted Woods are genuine or just phony shams to get the attention they crave?

by qeenoneo
Ready for Halloween?

There are many ways to decorate a yard, or house, for Halloween, but how do you know which will be right for your Neohome?

by stormrider1331
Chapter Three - Eyeball Recipes

Edna once again ran her finger down the Table of Contents. "Here we are," she said with a wicked grin plastered upon her face. "Chapter Three - Eyeball Recipes."

by mistoffelees_cat
Halloween: Haunted Woods and Some Other Stuff!

Here are the top five safest places (in my opinion anyway) to go trick or treating in Neopia!

by yautja_warrior
Haunted Holidays: The Scariest Things in Neopia

Yeah, your Halloweens were lame. Not this year - I'm here to help. I've compiled a list of the scariest things in Neopia...

by xcertifiablyinsanex
The Troublesome Art of Trick-or-treating

Trick-or-treaters are the Neopians who make Halloween what it is! Well, there's also all those villainy people. But who cares about them?

by skittleiciousgirl
Costumes for the Last Minute Trick or Treater

If you haven't spent at least part of the last eleven months even thinking of a Halloween costume, then you may be in luck; maybe this handy guide will give you some last minute costume ideas.

by ngc_5128
Halloween: Neopia Speaks!

The Neopian Times Kiko reporter, Zukie, goes all around Neopia to check out what other Neopets are doing in preparation for this much anticipated time of the year...

by 0110pvt
The Ten Scariest Places in Neopia

I have conjured up a list of the ten scariest places in all of Neopia to visit. For daredevils, this is the list you've been waiting for!

by ginelga
The Penny-Pincher's Guide to a Neopets Halloween

I have constructed a guide (with a little help - no, a LOT of help from my pets) to the deliciously cheap goodies for those early trick-or-treaters, easy penny-pincher costumes, and a heck of a lot of more stuff...

by magicpd
Ahnnilator's Guide to the Deserted Fairground

Spend a night at the deserted fairground. Why? Well, Halloween is about getting scared, right?

by cyneo_masters2
Eat or Be Eaten - A Guide to Dangerous Neopian Foods

Today I'll take you on an intrepid quest of our very own Neopian food stores, and show you what NOT to eat.

by merrydellillusen
Halloween From the Masters

Well, this article is about one Neopian's struggle to create the best Halloween party ever, by trying to interview notorious villains. Probably because only one Neopian was stupid enough to do this.

by callmelydia
Eliv Thade: DECODED

Therefore, while you are pondering the thought of what happened to "That Old Eliv Thade" that made him such an "I-hate-people" person, I've done some (painful) work that has cost me many cloud motes... I mean, that has got me many answers.

by griflinna
Count Von Roo: Amendments

My purpose here: to show all that Count Von Roo is not, as previously assumed, evil, and is in fact rather good.

by weaponstar
35 Ways to Decorate Your Neohome for Halloween

In this article, you will discover thirty ways on how to decorate your home for the well-known, well-spooky holiday, Halloween!

by angelluv453
OLDPD: Still Going Strong One Year Later

The unearthing of the ancient kingdom caused the original OLDPD virus to mutate and countless Neopians suffered relapses of OLDPD. In addition to the original symptoms, patients reported seeing stars...

by renrenthehamster
Paint Brush Polls: Halloween

Go on, feed your "Paint Brush Obsession" and find out what you can do to look stylishly creepy this fall. You know you want to...

by kallykat_03
 
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"Changes of Heart" by moonshadow711
"Well, I know what my Halloween costume will be," Jhudora interrupted, showing no sign that she had even heard Eslinn speak. A tone in the dark faerie's voice dared anyone to ask what her costume was. Two or three faeries exchanged glances...




Other Stories


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Trick-or-Scream!
"What houses haven't we visited yet?" questioned Leyla, staring at the different homes that were all brightly lit and lavishly decorated....

by blubblub317

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Tales From Cabin Eight: The Halloween Away From Home
"Perfect! Together, we can create an awesome Brain Tree costume!"

by dan4884

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Dark Fate: Part Two
I cast my eyes at the sky. Thick black clouds like billowing smoke covered the stars and moon and deepened the shadows of the night. A sleek tongue of lightning whipped across the sky. Is this a dream? What's happening to me?

by yatomiyuka

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Rising Shadow: Part Three
"You were pathetically easy," the shadowed figure muttered. "Most great leaders have the sense to take at least a few of their pitiful guards with them at times like this. Did you think you could foil me by stealth, defeat me at my own game? I play a little too well for that..."

by sarahleeadvent

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All in a Neopian Day
*Gulp* Millions?

by confuzerated

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Everybody Picks on Hoban
I'm not obsessed with Hoban's hat... I'm just obsessed with HOBAN himself.

by zeromaxwell



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