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Hidden Tower Items: Battledome Use Only?

The finest items in Neopia come at a hefty price (usually in the high thousands, low millions), which most Neopians can't afford. But are her items only for use against opponents in the Battledome, or do they have everyday purposes?

by wackedpoptart
10 Things to Do While you Restock

Here are 10 things that will make your restocking experience much more enjoyable.

by xynto
Say What?!

There is weird lingo found all over Neopia. The Battledome, the chat forums, shops... One can't get away from it.

by cdnshedevil666
Twenty One Tips on How to Be Boochi Safe!

If you have always dreaded the thought of being zapped by that little pink critter, then this article is for you!

by illusen_emrald
What Happened to the Grarrls, Eh?

I have come to write this article because I am "concerned" about my species. I mean, have you seen the pound boards lately? Most of them are Grarrls!

by triss_ze_swordmaid
Storm Center: Cyodrake's Gaze

Eye of the Storm is an extremely easy puzzle game, needing a bit of luck for some parts of it. You see, the Gaze is under one of the two hundred and forty tiles on the game board, along with its crew and a few special tiles thrown in just for fun. This guide will show you just how easy the game is, the different ways that you can play it, how you can win it and what does what.

by visorak_commander
Bonju Vs. Jhuidah

Chef Bonju insists that his so-called 'Cooking Vessel' is unique, and he is pure genius. On the same grounds, I insist that bow ties are unique and I am a genius for inventing them.

by iamskot
Nameless Neopians

Take the pink Uni at the pound for example. She assists thousands of Neopians a day in finding caring and loving homes, but through all those days she remains without an identity.

by tucker_mommy
A Rash Response to the Petpetpet?

With the shocking introduction of Itchy Invasion into the gaming world of Neopia, I would like to suggest that perhaps we should all take the time to look at exactly what it is that we are shooting with that Pest B-Gone Ammunition.

by wookie_bear
Game Masters and Game Amateurs Are One And the Same

Have you become scared of the link on your sidebar to play games? Have the trophy addicts made you want to give up hope of getting that trophy you have always dreamed of? Don't give up. Just start with the logic behind the madness…

by itchyfan220
Are "Special" Items Really So Special?

First of all, they are apparently special enough to have their own category in your safety deposit box. However, they are not special enough to have any rhyme or reason to their organization.

by iluvclarkkent
A Tavern-full of Fun: An Interview with Dasher Soley

"... An' there I was, bright pink, wearin' a poxy flowery hat, sat in the middle o' the PetPet Puddle, surrounded by dozens o' the little critters, with a crowd of Haunted Woods fans comin' down th' road towards me!"

by rookina
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On the Cup: Dasher Soley

"Those lubbers thought they'd got us, wi' that huge lump of a forward who does nothin' but stand in front o' the goal an' rocket in th' shots. But if he don't get the Yooyu, he don't score nothin', so we played to stop th' Yooyu gettin' near 'im an' it worked. An' we've got good ol' Garven [Hale] in goal, so even when those flower-heads got th' Yooyu to him, Volgoth couldn't do anythin' with it..."

Other Stories


Linda and Tiburo
She kept smiling, every day, all the time. Not one Neopet had ever seen Linda stop smiling, actually...

by royal9603jem


Blessing, Ruby, and the Miracle
The spinner almost landed on the question mark space but slowly turned and landed on... the skull...

by bubblebob052


How to Be a Fire Faerie: Part Three
A second later, Blaze caught up with me, landing on the roof. "Well done, Simma," she said. "You're certainly progressing. We can start doing long-distance and stunts now..."

by purplefire_hawk


Not a Ghost: Part Three
"This is incredibly advanced magic, remember, and I don't know if these are the right circumstances to attempt it. And I'm not perfect at magic. No one is. It would be a big risk to try this, you realize..."

by moonshadow711


NPv2 - A
"Stars" vanishes in a puff of purple smoke!

by quigglennimmo


Bubble Trouble!
Dung is lyk... soooo kewl!!!

Idea by seeing_starz932

by rose_of_eternity_69

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