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||Issue: 257 | 15th day of Gathering, Y8
|Kou-Jong - The Beginner's GuideAll you have to do to play this game is clear the board by matching up all
of the tiles. The tiles must be removed in identical pairs...|
|Gallery Spotlight: A Step-to-Step GuideChoose something that you like. Otherwise, you might get impatient
and decide to give up halfway. |
|Why the Deserted Fairground is DesertedHave you ever seriously wondered why the Deserted Fairground is
deserted? Have you ever wondered what that *something* was that drove everyone
|The Most Famous Beards in NeopiaI have compiled a list of the most
famous beards ever to grace Neopia with their presence, and just how they changed
Yes, I am obsessive.
|First Impressions: Are They Always Best?Even more disturbing than that - things that HAVE evil intentions
that are well masqueraded by a veil of sweetness and light.
|Anti, Minion, or Neutral?Ever since Doctor Sloth's spaceship first landed on Neopia hundreds of years ago,
Neopians have been either following or fighting him. So what is the right path
|Raising Your ToddlersSo you've just become the proud owner of your very own Baby Neopet. You find yourself
lost for words. So... now what? |
|Everything about Glaring Eye Wraps!So many people consider a Glaring Eye Wrap some nasty food, but this explains it all!|
|The Band For You: A Guide to the Bands of NeopiaHere I will give you
a small critique of each band, which will hopefully steer you in the right direction
of picking a band to see. Never again will you have to face that annoying yet
nagging question: Will I even like this band? |
|How to Make the Perfect NeohomeDo you always think a Neohome is too expensive or just plain hard to make? Well,
I have some great and easy steps that you can follow to make your dream Neohome!|
|The Tax Beast TruthThe Tax Beast - what do we really know about him? Where does he live? What is
he? Why does he- for lack of better word- tax? |
|22 Ways to Collect Usukis and Keep Your ReputationCome on, admit it. You've got a growing collection of Usuki Dolls in your Safety
Deposit Box, but you don't want people going around saying you're soft.|
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"The Terrors of a Neohome" by mystify8888
"Uh, I think it's where the bathroom used to be, no, wait, that's the living room! Hang on," I said, and scratched my head. The construction workers had told me that they had to move the door to... I took out the detailed map. It was so detailed, in fact, that it was near impossible to read...
I thought she would be someone I could look
up to, though only a year older than myself. She had traveled all of Neopia.
I pictured her as worldly and chic...