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Kou-Jong - The Beginner's Guide

All you have to do to play this game is clear the board by matching up all of the tiles. The tiles must be removed in identical pairs...

by scubapunk1993
Gallery Spotlight: A Step-to-Step Guide

Choose something that you like. Otherwise, you might get impatient and decide to give up halfway.

by pokemon_lunatic
Why the Deserted Fairground is Deserted

Have you ever seriously wondered why the Deserted Fairground is deserted? Have you ever wondered what that *something* was that drove everyone away?

by 124456789xxzc
The Most Famous Beards in Neopia

I have compiled a list of the most famous beards ever to grace Neopia with their presence, and just how they changed Neopian history.

Yes, I am obsessive.

by iamskot

First Impressions: Are They Always Best?

Even more disturbing than that - things that HAVE evil intentions that are well masqueraded by a veil of sweetness and light.

by kate6296
Anti, Minion, or Neutral?

Ever since Doctor Sloth's spaceship first landed on Neopia hundreds of years ago, Neopians have been either following or fighting him. So what is the right path for you?

by azellica
Raising Your Toddlers

So you've just become the proud owner of your very own Baby Neopet. You find yourself lost for words. So... now what?

by mysterioustd
Everything about Glaring Eye Wraps!

So many people consider a Glaring Eye Wrap some nasty food, but this explains it all!

by x_frootloops
The Band For You: A Guide to the Bands of Neopia

Here I will give you a small critique of each band, which will hopefully steer you in the right direction of picking a band to see. Never again will you have to face that annoying yet nagging question: Will I even like this band?

by ginelga
How to Make the Perfect Neohome

Do you always think a Neohome is too expensive or just plain hard to make? Well, I have some great and easy steps that you can follow to make your dream Neohome!

by coolkid5852
The Tax Beast Truth

The Tax Beast - what do we really know about him? Where does he live? What is he? Why does he- for lack of better word- tax?

by happyorangehorse
22 Ways to Collect Usukis and Keep Your Reputation

Come on, admit it. You've got a growing collection of Usuki Dolls in your Safety Deposit Box, but you don't want people going around saying you're soft.

by lucretia292
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The Band For You

Neopia holds a steady stream of many successful and talented bands. Whether it be tropical rhythms, melodic compilations, or just plain old hard rock, everyone has a preference. Sometimes, though, I find fellow Neopians debating over what bands to go and see. I find that they are wary about spending their Neopoints because they're just not sure...

Other Stories


Heir To The Throne
Voleur hated it. She grew tired of being smothered in a castle, with everything to eat and nothing to do...

by grapesourhorse


The Terrors of a Neohome
Tizenk had run off to the door of our nice new Neohome. But within seconds she was back again. "Mom, where's the door?"

by mystify8888


Petpet Adventures: Petpetnapped - Part Three
"This is a long way from the suburbs," Ellen commented gloomily, echoing his thoughts...

by rachelindea


The Pianist's Quandary: Part Three
"I cannot recall if I was truly a princess or not, but my father always called me his little princess. After I became a ghost, when I woke up here, he was nowhere to be seen..."

by micrody


That Buzz Is Mean
Rejected Battledome Weapons

by nuts_for_squirrels


The Real Reason Darigan Citadel Was So Popular
*sigh* Poor Tandrak...

by sojourn

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