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RELAX: Ten Ways to Reduce Stress

Are we overworking our precious little Neopets? Recent research by the Lenny Institute of Pet Stress, (LIPS), concludes that in many cases, yes... we are.

by jennuine_1
Eat At Grundos

Ahhh, Grundos. The most delicious place there is out in space.

by btcomsa12
Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?

We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions would have us believe?

by lolorianqueen
Brain Busters

Maybe it's time you take the road less traveled. You can play games that will give you some shiny Neopoints while you're getting smarter. No kidding!

Also by tenthz

by sillyliss

A Window to the Future

When we think of the year 20, we find ourselves asking a variety of questions. What will the state of the future be?

by grape_luvver
10 Things Kaodoaties Don't Eat

Something that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!)

by tkm_lexis
Kou-Jong Guide

The object of the game is to clear all of the tiles from the board, on three different stages, with three different difficulties.

by iamhyper12345678910
How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion

It is time that these less-than-edible "foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why, in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?

by triplechewychocolate
The Neopian Auction House

A great Neopian Auction House Guide for everyone!

by _evanescence_94
Virtupets Space Training for Dummies

Want to fly your own spaceship? Don't know where to start? Well, start here...

by profusions
Rigged? Naw...

We've all played Test Your Strength, right? If you haven't, you've either been living under a rock, or... well, you're smart.

by militancy
Bubble, Bubble, Faerie Bubbles!

A guide that will get you into the know about Faerie Bubbles!

by littlej001
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Pets Win Big at Auctions

Don't we all dream of getting that special Neomail from TNT, saying that we had the winning bid? Well, here is a short (well, maybe not THAT short), but sweet guide for you, showing you how to make more of those Neomails come your way. Welcome to the Neopian Auction House Guide! Here, cool tips will come your way, to make sure you get what you came for...

Other Stories


The Same But Different
Sarah walked down the hall to the girls' room, and the noise suddenly stopped. As their mother opened the door, Abby and Tara plopped down on their pillows and smiled innocently at her...

by lightninglover34


How My Best Friend And I Saved Neopia
Imagine this: you and your best friend are trapped in the lair of a beast. A beast so vile, so cruel, that even its own petpet despises it. Now listen to this. That's what Miles and I went through. No kidding!

by lemmykoopa300


The Kougra Klan: Part Five
She hopped over rocks and ducked under low branches, all the time wondering how she was going to rescue Guanya. It seemed almost impossible...

by ikea_sale


True Sisters: Part Eight
"It seems we shall meet this Fanteni upon the field of war in less than one hour. Prepare yourselves, soldiers, for the time has come to battle!"

by im_smarter_then_you


Efprect Onnenses

by mystiquedarkholme


Hilariously Unexpected
Maybe telling him how much his Lost Desert paint brush was worth wasn't such a good idea...

by greg_simon

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