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RELAX: Ten Ways to Reduce Stress

Are we overworking our precious little Neopets? Recent research by the Lenny Institute of Pet Stress, (LIPS), concludes that in many cases, yes... we are.

by jennuine_1
Eat At Grundos

Ahhh, Grundos. The most delicious place there is out in space.

by btcomsa12
Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?

We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions would have us believe?

by lolorianqueen
Brain Busters

Maybe it's time you take the road less traveled. You can play games that will give you some shiny Neopoints while you're getting smarter. No kidding!

Also by tenthz

by sillyliss

A Window to the Future

When we think of the year 20, we find ourselves asking a variety of questions. What will the state of the future be?

by grape_luvver
10 Things Kaodoaties Don't Eat

Something that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!)

by tkm_lexis
Kou-Jong Guide

The object of the game is to clear all of the tiles from the board, on three different stages, with three different difficulties.

by iamhyper12345678910
How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion

It is time that these less-than-edible "foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why, in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?

by triplechewychocolate
The Neopian Auction House

A great Neopian Auction House Guide for everyone!

by _evanescence_94
Virtupets Space Training for Dummies

Want to fly your own spaceship? Don't know where to start? Well, start here...

by profusions
Rigged? Naw...

We've all played Test Your Strength, right? If you haven't, you've either been living under a rock, or... well, you're smart.

by militancy
Bubble, Bubble, Faerie Bubbles!

A guide that will get you into the know about Faerie Bubbles!

by littlej001
 
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"How My Best Friend And I Saved Neopia" by lemmykoopa300
Miles was my friend since we were itty bitty babies in the nursery. But when our Literature teacher paired us up for our psychological story studies, I knew I was, as Miles put it, DOOMED. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Mumbling to myself words of gratitude for this interruption, I answered it. You'd never guess...




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How My Best Friend And I Saved Neopia
Imagine this: you and your best friend are trapped in the lair of a beast. A beast so vile, so cruel, that even its own petpet despises it. Now listen to this. That's what Miles and I went through. No kidding!

by lemmykoopa300

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David and the Fava Beans
He hated, loathed, and despised Fava Beans. So David sat in his seat, a grim expression on his face, with a fork, knife, and plate of Fava Beans in front of him...

by sweetie_me274

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Two
Pretty soon Mel and Sam became inseparable. They spent countless hours goofing off together, in and out of school...

by sytra

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The Kougra Klan: Part Five
She hopped over rocks and ducked under low branches, all the time wondering how she was going to rescue Guanya. It seemed almost impossible...

by ikea_sale

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The Many Uses of a Walking Carpet
A loving petpet...

Also by arkmin

by ruthluoruthluo


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This Comic Does Not Exist
Bummer, eh?

by minuko



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