|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 255 | 1st day of Gathering, Y8
|RELAX: Ten Ways to Reduce StressAre we overworking our precious little Neopets? Recent research by the Lenny
Institute of Pet Stress, (LIPS), concludes that in many cases, yes... we are. |
|Eat At GrundosAhhh, Grundos. The most delicious place there is out in space.
|Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five
of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously
forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions
would have us believe?|
|Brain BustersMaybe it's time you take the road less traveled. You can play games that will
give you some shiny Neopoints while you're getting smarter. No kidding!
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|A Window to the FutureWhen we
think of the year 20, we find ourselves asking a variety of questions. What will
the state of the future be? |
|10 Things Kaodoaties Don't EatSomething that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this
is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will
result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!)|
|Kou-Jong GuideThe object of the game is to clear all of the tiles from the
board, on three different stages, with three different difficulties.|
|How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a ChampionIt is time that these less-than-edible
"foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why,
in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?|
|The Neopian Auction HouseA great Neopian Auction House Guide for everyone!|
|Virtupets Space Training for DummiesWant to fly your own spaceship? Don't know where to start? Well, start here...|
|Rigged? Naw...We've all played Test Your Strength, right? If you haven't,
you've either been living under a rock, or... well, you're smart. |
|Bubble, Bubble, Faerie Bubbles!A guide that will get you into the know about Faerie Bubbles!|
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"The Pink Grobrin Story" by bootpelt
I, Maura the Island Kacheek, was walking home at 10:00 from a late Battledome fight. My friends Toby and Alexis (a blue Techo and a Christmas Kacheek) were with me. We happily carried a "Beating Punchbag Bob" trophy, which we had earned after many, many, MANY months of training. Anyway, as we turned onto Bracknell Road...
|How My Best Friend And I Saved Neopia|
Imagine this: you and your best friend are trapped in the
lair of a beast. A beast so vile, so cruel, that even its own petpet despises it. Now listen to this. That's what Miles and I went through. No kidding!
Turning on the current, the little Pteri swung
down towards the rocky shore, dangling her schoolbag by its strap. Contrary
to what her teacher had told her, she wasn't going home...