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RELAX: Ten Ways to Reduce Stress

Are we overworking our precious little Neopets? Recent research by the Lenny Institute of Pet Stress, (LIPS), concludes that in many cases, yes... we are.

by jennuine_1
Eat At Grundos

Ahhh, Grundos. The most delicious place there is out in space.

by btcomsa12
Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?

We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions would have us believe?

by lolorianqueen
Brain Busters

Maybe it's time you take the road less traveled. You can play games that will give you some shiny Neopoints while you're getting smarter. No kidding!

Also by tenthz

by sillyliss

A Window to the Future

When we think of the year 20, we find ourselves asking a variety of questions. What will the state of the future be?

by grape_luvver
10 Things Kaodoaties Don't Eat

Something that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!)

by tkm_lexis
Kou-Jong Guide

The object of the game is to clear all of the tiles from the board, on three different stages, with three different difficulties.

by iamhyper12345678910
How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion

It is time that these less-than-edible "foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why, in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?

by triplechewychocolate
The Neopian Auction House

A great Neopian Auction House Guide for everyone!

by _evanescence_94
Virtupets Space Training for Dummies

Want to fly your own spaceship? Don't know where to start? Well, start here...

by profusions
Rigged? Naw...

We've all played Test Your Strength, right? If you haven't, you've either been living under a rock, or... well, you're smart.

by militancy
Bubble, Bubble, Faerie Bubbles!

A guide that will get you into the know about Faerie Bubbles!

by littlej001
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"The Same But Different" by lightninglover34
Bribery, threats, guilt trips - they had no effect. Plastering a smile on her face, she took a deep breath and climbed the stairs. Sarah walked down the hall to the girls' room, and the noise suddenly stopped. As their mother opened the door, Abby and Tara plopped down on their pillows and smiled innocently at her. "Hi, Mommy."

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The Fearsome Faerie Five
Last to leave as ever was Amyriki, a young blue Bori and Gomo's guest for the summer. She would always hang back, stretching out practice time as long as she could, keen to make the most of every second...

by phoebemittens


The Pink Grobrin Story
Don't... touch... the... pink... Grobrin...

by bootpelt


Petpet Adventures: Petpetnapped - Part One
Ellen the Doglefox was perched on top of the fence, as she always was. Thon made his way towards her...

by rachelindea


The Story of a Weapon: Part Two
She now tended to ignore those who came into her cell to study her. They were too slow-witted for her...

by proud_taurus_chic


Absolute Rubbish
Why ghosts don't play yooyuball...

by littledrummergirl92


Clanking cans? That's it?

by ravenatore

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