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||Issue: 254 | 25th day of Hiding, Y8
|Mint Madness!Indulge yourself with the Top 10 most delicious mint items in Neopia!|
|A Guide To a Fast-Paced Game of CardsGo! Go! Go! is a game in which you are given cards - the goal of the game is to
get rid of every single one. This may seem an easy task, but as you'll learn,
it's much harder than it sounds.|
|Recruiting Members 101Your guild should make
a statement. It should say, "I am different. I am fun, exciting, and unique!
Don't I just stand out from all those grey blobs?" |
|Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks!Polarchucks are fantastic petpets - until you paint them.|
|Finding the Perfect Petpet for under 15,000How can you find the perfet petpet for your pet without breaking the bank? Let me show you!|
|Something Fishy About the National NeopianFor those who are uncomfortable carrying around all of their money wherever they
go, the bank is a haven that no words can describe. But, as with all things we
respect and admire, we begin to grow suspicious as time goes on. |
|How to Survive the Beauty ContestThere is a reason the Beauty Contest trophies are coveted by all!|
|The Inside Story of the RockThese mysterious petpets are more than just a rough surface!|
|Esophagor - Is He Making Some Species Extinct?Have we ever considered that
what we're giving him could indeed be wiping out entire populations of Petpets
and Neopets around Neopia?|
|Dear CrabbyHere is my first piece of advice: read my article
now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You
will not be able to. I have friends in high places.|
|The Legend of YooyuballThe Yooyus were timid creatures at the beginning of Altador's founding. They
watched the building from the forests...|
|Nine Ways That Toast Can Save Your LifeI have made
it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread. Okay, so maybe
I was bored. But during those 8 hours of boredom I could have been doing absolutely
nothing, so be grateful that I made this sacrifice for you.
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|A Quiggle of Another Colour|
"I'm tired of being a boring blue Quiggle," Blue
Goggles burst out. "There are blue Quiggles everywhere and they're cool and
all... but I want to be different!"
|We Could Be Pirates|
"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars
reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the
Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper...
|The Price of Faith: Part Eleven|
Waves parted on either side, crashing and foaming,
the wind ruffling her purple gowns and silky hair. She held her staff in one
hand, though it was now devoid of the Crystal that was meant to sit atop it...