|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 254 | 25th day of Hiding, Y8
|Mint Madness!Indulge yourself with the Top 10 most delicious mint items in Neopia!|
|A Guide To a Fast-Paced Game of CardsGo! Go! Go! is a game in which you are given cards - the goal of the game is to
get rid of every single one. This may seem an easy task, but as you'll learn,
it's much harder than it sounds.|
|Recruiting Members 101Your guild should make
a statement. It should say, "I am different. I am fun, exciting, and unique!
Don't I just stand out from all those grey blobs?" |
|Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks!Polarchucks are fantastic petpets - until you paint them.|
|Finding the Perfect Petpet for under 15,000How can you find the perfet petpet for your pet without breaking the bank? Let me show you!|
|Something Fishy About the National NeopianFor those who are uncomfortable carrying around all of their money wherever they
go, the bank is a haven that no words can describe. But, as with all things we
respect and admire, we begin to grow suspicious as time goes on. |
|How to Survive the Beauty ContestThere is a reason the Beauty Contest trophies are coveted by all!|
|The Inside Story of the RockThese mysterious petpets are more than just a rough surface!|
|Esophagor - Is He Making Some Species Extinct?Have we ever considered that
what we're giving him could indeed be wiping out entire populations of Petpets
and Neopets around Neopia?|
|Dear CrabbyHere is my first piece of advice: read my article
now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You
will not be able to. I have friends in high places.|
|The Legend of YooyuballThe Yooyus were timid creatures at the beginning of Altador's founding. They
watched the building from the forests...|
|Nine Ways That Toast Can Save Your LifeI have made
it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread. Okay, so maybe
I was bored. But during those 8 hours of boredom I could have been doing absolutely
nothing, so be grateful that I made this sacrifice for you.
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Toast Can Save You
If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...
|The Master and the Manual|
of preparation had gone into this school trip across Neopia, but Zephyr felt
as if she accomplished nothing. Tomorrow her class would be headed back to Neopia
|We Could Be Pirates|
"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars
reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the
Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper...