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Mint Madness!

Indulge yourself with the Top 10 most delicious mint items in Neopia!

by lurking_and_giving
A Guide To a Fast-Paced Game of Cards

Go! Go! Go! is a game in which you are given cards - the goal of the game is to get rid of every single one. This may seem an easy task, but as you'll learn, it's much harder than it sounds.

by yugi90163
Recruiting Members 101

Your guild should make a statement. It should say, "I am different. I am fun, exciting, and unique! Don't I just stand out from all those grey blobs?"

by sunny_forever
Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks!

Polarchucks are fantastic petpets - until you paint them.

by starlet87
Finding the Perfect Petpet for under 15,000

How can you find the perfet petpet for your pet without breaking the bank? Let me show you!

by scranamole
Something Fishy About the National Neopian

For those who are uncomfortable carrying around all of their money wherever they go, the bank is a haven that no words can describe. But, as with all things we respect and admire, we begin to grow suspicious as time goes on.

by queenjadia
How to Survive the Beauty Contest

There is a reason the Beauty Contest trophies are coveted by all!

by danman111111
The Inside Story of the Rock

These mysterious petpets are more than just a rough surface!

by yippo_yippee
Esophagor - Is He Making Some Species Extinct?

Have we ever considered that what we're giving him could indeed be wiping out entire populations of Petpets and Neopets around Neopia?

by _icypanther_
Dear Crabby

Here is my first piece of advice: read my article now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You will not be able to. I have friends in high places.

by dan4884
The Legend of Yooyuball

The Yooyus were timid creatures at the beginning of Altador's founding. They watched the building from the forests...

by moonea123
Nine Ways That Toast Can Save Your Life

I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread. Okay, so maybe I was bored. But during those 8 hours of boredom I could have been doing absolutely nothing, so be grateful that I made this sacrifice for you.

by buckbeak807
 
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Toast Can Save You



If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...



Other Stories


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A New Friendship
It was a dark winter night in the Haunted Woods. The wind blew, the moon shone in the midst of night, fog surrounded all living things. Nobody was outside. That is, except for one brave Neopet...

by brycebrycebuddy2

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Kougra's Secret
A fierce knock brought her attention to the front door. She cocked her head, and walked towards the door. When she opened it, a terrifying sight met her eyes...

by tigerstripe172

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The Adventures of a New Big Sister: Part Two
I clung to Jeanie like a leech, staring with fear at the dark faerie. Trohanex was staring wide-eyed with admiration at her...

by jeanaet

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The Price of Faith: Part Eleven
Waves parted on either side, crashing and foaming, the wind ruffling her purple gowns and silky hair. She held her staff in one hand, though it was now devoid of the Crystal that was meant to sit atop it...

by mutedsanity

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Working Hard, or Hardly Working?
Five units of blue contaminated... THANKS ADAM. :K

by ikusas_love

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No! Not Logic!
I hope you're happy.

by _xxninjaxx_



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