|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 253 | 18th day of Hiding, Y8
|The Teams Who Couldn't Be ThereAlthough most Neopian worlds did play in the tournament, there were
three teams who didn't quite make it. Here we introduce you to the teams who
couldn't be there.
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|Teach Your Pet to Wiggle JiggleDoes your pet long to dance but has two left feet? Well, here's all the answers you've been looking for!|
|Puzzling Pyramids: A Guide to the GameWelcome to a grueling game of Lupe kings, Aisha queens, and Zomutt jacks.|
|Freaked about Freaky Factory?: A GuideDo you tremble at the sight of a factory worker? Do you cringe when you see enormous
vats that need to be filled? Do the words 'Freaky Factory' strike terror into
your heart?! |
|Who's Hot Today?Nearly everyone loves the beach and what better way to enhance the experience
than with some great beach accessories! Find out what beach essentials you'll
need to soak up the sun, sand, and water! |
|Ditching Insidious Gifs: Overcoming Avatar AddictionYou have to be good at EVERYTHING on the site to even begin collecting.
Games, restocking, having a lot of money (4 stamp avatars??? No way!), painted
pets, expensive items, good battledome pets, and the worst part of most avatars,
|On the Impossibility of a Jelly WorldYet, even a mind most muddled by a strong blow from a Faerie Slingshot should
be able to recognize the impossibility of such a locale. It simply does not
hold up to scrutiny.|
|Conundrum ConfuzzlementsWho is that Lenny who runs the Conundrum? Nobody's ever bothered to ask... and now it's revealed!|
|My Stamp Album: All You Need to KnowWhere is your album? Is it abandoned in a corner of your Neohome? Or are you
actually using it - collecting not only stamps, but coins, evil coconuts and
seashells too? |
|Caring for Your Marafin: An Exclusive GuideIf you've got the time and finances
for one of these persnickety little Petpets, you need to know the basics. After
all, your Marafin(s) can only thrive under very specific conditions.|
|Thankless Work: The Kadoatery KeeperHello, Neopia! Tirthaseva and Kiikoro the MSP Poogle here, reporting to you from
the Kadoatery with an exclusive interview with Esther the Eyrie, the Kadoatery
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|How Much Do You Know About Neopets?Ready? Get out a piece of paper and a pen/pencil to write your answers and numbers
down. Have fun and good luck!!! |
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"Greed and Gold" by orangeorge62
Righting himself in his chair some more, he spoke. His voice came out in an impressive, chilling rasp, scraping upon the air like a rusted knife. "Arr, so ye're lookin' fer a tale, are ye? A tale to whisk ye away from this miserable old hole? Well sit back, buckoes, and keep yer measly ears open if ye think ye're man enough to stand tha horrors I'm about to be a-tellin' ye."
"So, little one, you are awake at last. You must
be hungry. I'll get you some food..."