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The Teams Who Couldn't Be There

Although most Neopian worlds did play in the tournament, there were three teams who didn't quite make it. Here we introduce you to the teams who couldn't be there.

Also by hello5346

by rookina

Teach Your Pet to Wiggle Jiggle

Does your pet long to dance but has two left feet? Well, here's all the answers you've been looking for!

by chickenburrito96
Puzzling Pyramids: A Guide to the Game

Welcome to a grueling game of Lupe kings, Aisha queens, and Zomutt jacks.

by kemppotatoe
Freaked about Freaky Factory?: A Guide

Do you tremble at the sight of a factory worker? Do you cringe when you see enormous vats that need to be filled? Do the words 'Freaky Factory' strike terror into your heart?!

by silverbreeze
Who's Hot Today?

Nearly everyone loves the beach and what better way to enhance the experience than with some great beach accessories! Find out what beach essentials you'll need to soak up the sun, sand, and water!

by purplepassiony2k
Ditching Insidious Gifs: Overcoming Avatar Addiction

You have to be good at EVERYTHING on the site to even begin collecting. Games, restocking, having a lot of money (4 stamp avatars??? No way!), painted pets, expensive items, good battledome pets, and the worst part of most avatars, luck.

by incheesuswetrust
On the Impossibility of a Jelly World

Yet, even a mind most muddled by a strong blow from a Faerie Slingshot should be able to recognize the impossibility of such a locale. It simply does not hold up to scrutiny.

by mats77
Conundrum Confuzzlements

Who is that Lenny who runs the Conundrum? Nobody's ever bothered to ask... and now it's revealed!

by daymarket
My Stamp Album: All You Need to Know

Where is your album? Is it abandoned in a corner of your Neohome? Or are you actually using it - collecting not only stamps, but coins, evil coconuts and seashells too?

by ellen1117
Caring for Your Marafin: An Exclusive Guide

If you've got the time and finances for one of these persnickety little Petpets, you need to know the basics. After all, your Marafin(s) can only thrive under very specific conditions.

by liraelforever
Thankless Work: The Kadoatery Keeper

Hello, Neopia! Tirthaseva and Kiikoro the MSP Poogle here, reporting to you from the Kadoatery with an exclusive interview with Esther the Eyrie, the Kadoatery Keeper...

Also by cloud96688

by tirthaseva

How Much Do You Know About Neopets?

Ready? Get out a piece of paper and a pen/pencil to write your answers and numbers down. Have fun and good luck!!!

by 13wocky_lover13
 
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Sapphira
"So, little one, you are awake at last. You must be hungry. I'll get you some food..."

by katiesheffield

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You're Too Little!!!
"...you're painted Baby and you'll never be old enough. What good are little brothers anyway?"

by _ninjamasta_

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The Search for the Golden Dice: Part One
Dublin did not enjoy being stuck at home with his mother and sister, jealously imagining his father skimming the waves with his crew. Ever since he was little, Dublin had loved the sea...

by corr2000

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Racing to Glory: Part Two
Since early childhood Esmé had adored her mother. Skorda Midnight Halifax had been her hero, a legend incarnate...

by ee365

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Hopping?
Was there an event going on?

by mcgirlcat

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Chia Chronicles ~ Gooseberry!
I just LOVE the Gooseberry Chia!!!

by sharie366



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