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	The Teams Who Couldn't Be There Although most Neopian worlds did play in the tournament, there were three teams who didn't quite make it. Here we introduce you to the teams who couldn't be there. Also by hello5346 by rookina
	Teach Your Pet to Wiggle Jiggle Does your pet long to dance but has two left feet? Well, here's all the answers you've been looking for! by chickenburrito96
	Puzzling Pyramids: A Guide to the Game Welcome to a grueling game of Lupe kings, Aisha queens, and Zomutt jacks. by kemppotatoe
	Freaked about Freaky Factory?: A Guide Do you tremble at the sight of a factory worker? Do you cringe when you see enormous vats that need to be filled? Do the words 'Freaky Factory' strike terror into your heart?! by silverbreeze
	Who's Hot Today? Nearly everyone loves the beach and what better way to enhance the experience than with some great beach accessories! Find out what beach essentials you'll need to soak up the sun, sand, and water! by purplepassiony2k
	Ditching Insidious Gifs: Overcoming Avatar Addiction You have to be good at EVERYTHING on the site to even begin collecting. Games, restocking, having a lot of money (4 stamp avatars??? No way!), painted pets, expensive items, good battledome pets, and the worst part of most avatars, luck. by incheesuswetrust
	On the Impossibility of a Jelly World Yet, even a mind most muddled by a strong blow from a Faerie Slingshot should be able to recognize the impossibility of such a locale. It simply does not hold up to scrutiny. by mats77
	Conundrum Confuzzlements Who is that Lenny who runs the Conundrum? Nobody's ever bothered to ask... and now it's revealed! by daymarket
	My Stamp Album: All You Need to Know Where is your album? Is it abandoned in a corner of your Neohome? Or are you actually using it - collecting not only stamps, but coins, evil coconuts and seashells too? by ellen1117
	Caring for Your Marafin: An Exclusive Guide If you've got the time and finances for one of these persnickety little Petpets, you need to know the basics. After all, your Marafin(s) can only thrive under very specific conditions. by liraelforever
	Thankless Work: The Kadoatery Keeper Hello, Neopia! Tirthaseva and Kiikoro the MSP Poogle here, reporting to you from the Kadoatery with an exclusive interview with Esther the Eyrie, the Kadoatery Keeper... Also by cloud96688 by tirthaseva
	How Much Do You Know About Neopets? Ready? Get out a piece of paper and a pen/pencil to write your answers and numbers down. Have fun and good luck!!! by 13wocky_lover13

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