|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 252 | 11th day of Hiding, Y8
|Aishas In NeopiaHave you ever noticed just how many Aishas there are in Neopia versus other pets?
Sure, you do see other pets, but almost everywhere you go, you see an Aisha or
two. I certainly noticed this, and traveled Neopia to find out how many Aishas
there really are.|
|10 Neopian Jobs that Let You Have Weird HairLearn a little more about the employer and the environment before you reach for the
dye or get a mohawk. Here's a list of some job titles that offer more hairstyle leniency...
|Quest Conspiracy—The Earth Faerie's Magic RevealedBig deal, right? WRONG. I have discovered the TRUE magic of the Earth Faerie,
and it will make every jeweled collar and nanka bottle worthwhile.|
|Vampires Need Love Too!The good news is that you don't really have to worry about feeding a Vampire!
Your little sweetie can take care of that all by him or herself! |
|Cool PterisWhether you've come across the Golden Pteri on your way to play Destruct-O-Match,
or the Black Pteri av is on your Neopian "to-do" list, we all know that Pteris
make up a good chunk of the Neopian Population. |
|How to Eat a BananaI've tested all kinds of food that involve bananas and selected the top ten banana-dishes - just for you! But I must warn you, some of them look so yummy that you might actually drool over the pictures...|
|Pirates Versus NinjasWhich side are you on?|
|Had a Bad Day?Did Dr Sloth just "take back" your super-rare transmogrification potion? Did you
miss yet another Kadoatery feeding time? Are you tired of constantly having to
buy new keyboards/mice/throwable items?|
|TTTWHMTON: 10 Things That Will Help Meepits Take Over NeopiaBeware of the Meep...|
|Are You Afraid of Spending Neopoints?It isn't actually a fear of spending Neopoints. Everyone loves to do that!
It's more a hatred of seeing 14nps in your Diamond Deposit bank account. You
want to be a Neopianillionaire, right?|
|What is a Marrow And What Do I Do With It?The marrow will hold up under heat while you fry, steam, roast,
broast, braise, broil, boil, simmer, saute, flambe, grill or fricassee. However
it is prepared, Marrow is the vegetable of choice in Neopia.|
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Pirates Vs. Ninjas
Honor. Glory. A reason to beat up helpless Neopians. These are a few perks of becoming either a Pirate or a Ninja. There is not a lot known about the history of this debate, but it is believed that long ago, a Pirate Captain plundered the whole of Mystery Island, stealing everything that shimmered and shone...
"Well, you're an Air Faerie," the Earth Faerie
responded, "and I don't see many Air Faeries with their heads out of the clouds."
|Vive Le Cheese!|
"My dear friends and countrymen! The day we
have so longed for is finally come! The day that we celebrate our most prized
food! Our wonderful... delectable... CHEESE!"