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Aishas In Neopia

Have you ever noticed just how many Aishas there are in Neopia versus other pets? Sure, you do see other pets, but almost everywhere you go, you see an Aisha or two. I certainly noticed this, and traveled Neopia to find out how many Aishas there really are.

by 124456789xxzc
10 Neopian Jobs that Let You Have Weird Hair

Learn a little more about the employer and the environment before you reach for the dye or get a mohawk. Here's a list of some job titles that offer more hairstyle leniency...

by billybobthorton04
Quest Conspiracy—The Earth Faerie's Magic Revealed

Big deal, right? WRONG. I have discovered the TRUE magic of the Earth Faerie, and it will make every jeweled collar and nanka bottle worthwhile.

by masterofdrangonheart
Vampires Need Love Too!

The good news is that you don't really have to worry about feeding a Vampire! Your little sweetie can take care of that all by him or herself!

by jennuine_1
Cool Pteris

Whether you've come across the Golden Pteri on your way to play Destruct-O-Match, or the Black Pteri av is on your Neopian "to-do" list, we all know that Pteris make up a good chunk of the Neopian Population.

by pigeons707
How to Eat a Banana

I've tested all kinds of food that involve bananas and selected the top ten banana-dishes - just for you! But I must warn you, some of them look so yummy that you might actually drool over the pictures...

by 444lullsan444
Pirates Versus Ninjas

Which side are you on?

by katu_fushigi
Had a Bad Day?

Did Dr Sloth just "take back" your super-rare transmogrification potion? Did you miss yet another Kadoatery feeding time? Are you tired of constantly having to buy new keyboards/mice/throwable items?

by noones_used_this2003
TTTWHMTON: 10 Things That Will Help Meepits Take Over Neopia

Beware of the Meep...

by bill_belichick
Are You Afraid of Spending Neopoints?

It isn't actually a fear of spending Neopoints. Everyone loves to do that! It's more a hatred of seeing 14nps in your Diamond Deposit bank account. You want to be a Neopianillionaire, right?

by lisa_neo66
What is a Marrow And What Do I Do With It?

The marrow will hold up under heat while you fry, steam, roast, broast, braise, broil, boil, simmer, saute, flambe, grill or fricassee. However it is prepared, Marrow is the vegetable of choice in Neopia.

by dansgeorgie
 
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Pirates Vs. Ninjas



Honor. Glory. A reason to beat up helpless Neopians. These are a few perks of becoming either a Pirate or a Ninja. There is not a lot known about the history of this debate, but it is believed that long ago, a Pirate Captain plundered the whole of Mystery Island, stealing everything that shimmered and shone...



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Hubert and Hotdog Soup
Hubert sighed; it had been another long day and almost no one had come to buy a hotdog...

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Vive Le Cheese!
"My dear friends and countrymen! The day we have so longed for is finally come! The day that we celebrate our most prized food! Our wonderful... delectable... CHEESE!"

by zenxtreme

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The Price of Faith: Part Nine
"Ready as we'll ever be," I answered, glancing out past where the grass ended and the desert began once more...

by mutedsanity

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Past Reflections: Part Six
My senses pricked as the sound of sobbing echoed through the blackness. A kid...? No, not just any child. These sobs belonged to Tyne...

by smurfafied1800

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Curtain Call
In which complications arise, and a bathtub is needed.

by kyuukon

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Umm... Surprise?
A not-so-surprising surprise party. o-o

by amit_oryan



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