|Reporting live from Neopia
||Issue: 248 | 14th day of Swimming, Y8
|So You Want to Be a Neopian Cartoonist, eh?As soon as you're finished reading this, you'll be that
much closer to being the next Neopian Times cartoonist.|
|Scariest TCG Set Yet? A Look Into the Haunted WoodsBe careful when wandering through the Haunted Woods this season. A terrible
curse plagues the inhabitants of Neovia, and it's wise to stay away.|
|The Unspeakable Truth About Dr. SlothAs sad as it may seem, many of these misled individuals have their
reasons. I ventured to the Virtupets Space Station to see some of the arguments
given by some of Sloth's sickeningly loyal minions.
Also by virtualmetalclone
|The Completely Brief Comprehensive History of NeopiaPlease, everyone – read this now! Before you too meet an untimely fate at the center of the planet! Learn about the TRUE past of Neopia, before it's too late!
My research has brought me down to the core of this wholesome sphere, and it is here that I must tell you this information...|
|Top Ten Ways to Make any Party... InterestingHow many times have you invited all your neofriends to a party, only to just sit
and stare at the wallpaper sipping punch? |
|The 17 Wonders of the Neopian WorldI decided to take a trek across Neopia with dear ol' Pharoh to check
out the sights and bring you: The Seventeen Wonders of the Neopian World.|
|NeoMalls: Outrageous or Fantastic? You Tell MeSome Neopians think that upgrading your shop higher than level 5 is a complete
and utter waste of time. Little do you know...|
|The Muffin GuideOn Neopets, muffins are even more special than they are
in the real world because you can eat them AND battle with them.|
|Faerieland's Clipped WingsWhat do you do after such a crushing defeat? Well, if you're Faerieland's plucky Yooyuball team, you get back up, limp back
to the clouds, and start practicing for next year's season.|
|Illustrious IxisIxi originated in Meridell, and can now but found far and wide
all over Neopia. With their soft, shimmering fur and adorable, miniature horns,
it’s no wonder...|
|Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater!I happened to find the eight Cheat players in the middle of
a game themselves. Lucky for me! Being the curious and enthusiastic person I
am, I asked them all for an interview.|
|TCNI: Dr. Sloth and the Carnival of TerrorWe've
spoken to Dr. Sloth and the Chia Clown on why they both know each other and
how they met. They both revealed data that has never before been seen or heard...|
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"Kotureo and the Magic Asparagus: a Pirate's Quest" by grape_luvver
Kotureo was a great pirate, who sailed the Mystery Channel (that one that runs between Mystery Island and Krawk Island) many many years ago. He's most renowned for one great adventure involving Coconut JubJubs, a band of scurvy Pink Kacheeks, hideously mutated Turnips...
|Kotureo and the Magic Asparagus: a Pirate's Quest|
was a great pirate, who sailed the Mystery Channel (that one that runs between
Mystery Island and Krawk Island) many many years ago. He's most renowned for one
great adventure involving Coconut JubJubs, a band of scurvy Pink Kacheeks...
He was a nobody. He must've been a somebody once, but for
as long as anyone could remember, he had been a nobody...
|The Price of Faith: Part Five|
We knew that Meridell, of all places, wouldn't fancy seeing
a Darkness Faerie wandering about their town. And nobody would believe that I
was just there to browse...