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So You Want to Be a Neopian Cartoonist, eh?

As soon as you're finished reading this, you'll be that much closer to being the next Neopian Times cartoonist.

by caloriemuncher
Scariest TCG Set Yet? A Look Into the Haunted Woods

Be careful when wandering through the Haunted Woods this season. A terrible curse plagues the inhabitants of Neovia, and it's wise to stay away.

by zim1357980
The Unspeakable Truth About Dr. Sloth

As sad as it may seem, many of these misled individuals have their reasons. I ventured to the Virtupets Space Station to see some of the arguments given by some of Sloth's sickeningly loyal minions.

Also by virtualmetalclone

by jamesuk2

The Completely Brief Comprehensive History of Neopia

Please, everyone – read this now! Before you too meet an untimely fate at the center of the planet! Learn about the TRUE past of Neopia, before it's too late! My research has brought me down to the core of this wholesome sphere, and it is here that I must tell you this information...

by simsman24000
Top Ten Ways to Make any Party... Interesting

How many times have you invited all your neofriends to a party, only to just sit and stare at the wallpaper sipping punch?

by kyrmia
The 17 Wonders of the Neopian World

I decided to take a trek across Neopia with dear ol' Pharoh to check out the sights and bring you: The Seventeen Wonders of the Neopian World.

by xoskeliton
NeoMalls: Outrageous or Fantastic? You Tell Me

Some Neopians think that upgrading your shop higher than level 5 is a complete and utter waste of time. Little do you know...

by cyst
The Muffin Guide

On Neopets, muffins are even more special than they are in the real world because you can eat them AND battle with them.

by rich_girl888
Faerieland's Clipped Wings

What do you do after such a crushing defeat? Well, if you're Faerieland's plucky Yooyuball team, you get back up, limp back to the clouds, and start practicing for next year's season.

by rookina
Illustrious Ixis

Ixi originated in Meridell, and can now but found far and wide all over Neopia. With their soft, shimmering fur and adorable, miniature horns, it’s no wonder...

by lassie_nikki
Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater!

I happened to find the eight Cheat players in the middle of a game themselves. Lucky for me! Being the curious and enthusiastic person I am, I asked them all for an interview.

by playmobil_is_my_life
TCNI: Dr. Sloth and the Carnival of Terror

We've spoken to Dr. Sloth and the Chia Clown on why they both know each other and how they met. They both revealed data that has never before been seen or heard...

by tok3n_
 
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TCG: Haunted Woods



Be careful when wandering through the Haunted Woods this season. A terrible curse plagues the inhabitants of Neovia, and it's wise to stay away. Or are your neopets brave enough to find the cause? Find out with the newest Neopets Trading Card set, Haunted Woods. This article is to warn you about some of the dangerous new cards, or to bring your attention to cards that any player should have in their deck if they want the upper hand....



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The Nobody
He was a nobody. He must've been a somebody once, but for as long as anyone could remember, he had been a nobody...

by _g_i_n_n_y_w_

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The Lost Knight
"Things are going to be different and I will not be a nobody anymore!" I told myself...

by rebornluthia

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Past Reflections: Part Two
"Whoa!" I cried out as myself and Hiterkuna fell to the ground, a small net trapping us...

by smurfafied1800

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Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part Four
When I woke up a few hours later, I was in a hospital bed. A nurse was around dusting the room. She smirked at me...

by anime_cybunny

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Kawaii - A Walk in the Park
Stupid banana peel...

by crow213

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Beans On Toast
Ever seen it rain Yooyu balls and wondered why?

by katz_number_1



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