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Blandfish: Bland in Disguise?

But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh, or really any expression at all, to anyone's face...

by syprodrgon2
How to Play Yooyuball... Without a Yooyu!

So you've caught Altador Cup fever and you want a piece of the action, but you don't live in Neopia, so you can't get hold of a Yooyu? No problem!

by rookina
Whack a Staff Member - a Guide to Smacking Our Heroes

You have staff members stick their head up out of their cubicles, and then you bonk them over the head with your trusty mallet.

by axel_roze
Reeling in the Slot Tycoons

Ever feel swindled at the slot machines? Watching them spin, were you certain those reels were going to fall in line, but some hidden force made them land less favorably? Well, do you want to know what that something is?

Also by dragon_cleric

by heretosee

An Interview with Hannah & Gwyl

I'm here to talk to two of Neopia's well-known characters – and ask them a few questions o' course. This here is Hannah (the Brave)...

by weaponstar
Skies Over Meridell: Not About Flying in the Air

An important thing to know about this game is that this is NOT Battledome In The Air. Your only attack weapons are your cannons and your only defence is simply "flying out of the way" or "dodging."

by charlixsparkles
A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity

Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive.

by o_apollo_o
There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue!

In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy!

by purplepassiony2k
Regarding the Exchange of Round, Wet Projectiles

Anything can be thrown in an active snowball fight. I've been known to accidentally throw my pet's petpet Abominable Snowball at people. In a snowball fight, however, snowballs are the most preferable type of ammunition.

by phsycoticdancer
Taking Care of Your Invisible Neopet

The first step is knowing where your beloved neopet is.

by blahblahblah091
The Other Side of Neopia FAQ

Wake up surprised to find a whole new Neopia? Your questions are answered here!

by mistyscooby
Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup?

Together, the crowd witnessed the rise and fall of a rain of mortogs, annoying faerie quests, and some really rude mutant Yooyus...

by iamskot
NeoSports Broadcast: Altador Cup Round Four

Today's match, Darigan against Haunted Woods! It should be quite a match today, for both teams' offence is great!

by pei_panda_jr
 
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"Transmogrification" by valkyriemaiden
I turned round quickly at the voice and found myself beak-to-nose with a striking- even beautiful- mutant Korbat. At first I started in fright- I had never seen one of these creatures before. But her eyes were large, gleaming and kind and I knew at once that she would not harm me. I greeted her in the formal Tyrannian style and she laughed...




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Telling Kep's Story
Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...

by ee365

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A Balthazar-Faerie Tale
I haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again.

by dark_goddess_rising

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Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part Two
Sure enough he could see the dark shapes of the Grarrls following closely behind. With his last reserves of strength the Draik hauled himself out of the water...

by danama

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Past Reflections: Part One
"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

by smurfafied1800

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Tooth Faerie Scheme
One of Ty's simplistically brilliant schemes.

by singing_charmander

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The Ever-Changing Comic
Well, the view is nice.

by purpleplayingpenguin



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