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Blandfish: Bland in Disguise?

But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh, or really any expression at all, to anyone's face...

by syprodrgon2
How to Play Yooyuball... Without a Yooyu!

So you've caught Altador Cup fever and you want a piece of the action, but you don't live in Neopia, so you can't get hold of a Yooyu? No problem!

by rookina
Whack a Staff Member - a Guide to Smacking Our Heroes

You have staff members stick their head up out of their cubicles, and then you bonk them over the head with your trusty mallet.

by axel_roze
Reeling in the Slot Tycoons

Ever feel swindled at the slot machines? Watching them spin, were you certain those reels were going to fall in line, but some hidden force made them land less favorably? Well, do you want to know what that something is?

Also by dragon_cleric

by heretosee

An Interview with Hannah & Gwyl

I'm here to talk to two of Neopia's well-known characters – and ask them a few questions o' course. This here is Hannah (the Brave)...

by weaponstar
Skies Over Meridell: Not About Flying in the Air

An important thing to know about this game is that this is NOT Battledome In The Air. Your only attack weapons are your cannons and your only defence is simply "flying out of the way" or "dodging."

by charlixsparkles
A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity

Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive.

by o_apollo_o
There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue!

In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy!

by purplepassiony2k
Regarding the Exchange of Round, Wet Projectiles

Anything can be thrown in an active snowball fight. I've been known to accidentally throw my pet's petpet Abominable Snowball at people. In a snowball fight, however, snowballs are the most preferable type of ammunition.

by phsycoticdancer
Taking Care of Your Invisible Neopet

The first step is knowing where your beloved neopet is.

by blahblahblah091
The Other Side of Neopia FAQ

Wake up surprised to find a whole new Neopia? Your questions are answered here!

by mistyscooby
Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup?

Together, the crowd witnessed the rise and fall of a rain of mortogs, annoying faerie quests, and some really rude mutant Yooyus...

by iamskot
NeoSports Broadcast: Altador Cup Round Four

Today's match, Darigan against Haunted Woods! It should be quite a match today, for both teams' offence is great!

by pei_panda_jr
 
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"One Night at Midnight" by puppy200010
He should be out now, doing other things, like, for example, his nightly hour of Deadly Dice, but strangely, he wasn't in the mood for those predetermined plans. No, he was in the mood for something much different. He was in the mood for... for... neo tacos. He drooled at the thought. But no. Tonight he would do something different...




Other Stories


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One Night at Midnight
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...

by puppy200010

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Tales of a Petpet Campfire
"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

by micrody

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Past Reflections: Part One
"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

by smurfafied1800

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Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part Three
"This Mega Carrot Blaster will help you in defeating the Cybunny Night. However, before you can even face the Cybunny Night, you need to see your sisters in the Rock Caves."

by anime_cybunny

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Lost Integrity
The Apocalypse is upon us.

by _demon_master

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ALTADOR ERRORS - Terror Mountain vs. Maraqua
Hmm... Maybe we should rethink this...

by lightmik3000



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