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||Issue: 247 | 7th day of Swimming, Y8
|Blandfish: Bland in Disguise?But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as
expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh,
or really any expression at all, to anyone's face...|
|How to Play Yooyuball... Without a Yooyu!So you've caught Altador Cup fever and you want a piece of the action, but
you don't live in Neopia, so you can't get hold of a Yooyu? No problem! |
|Whack a Staff Member - a Guide to Smacking Our HeroesYou have staff members stick their head up out of their cubicles, and then
you bonk them over the head with your trusty mallet.|
|Reeling in the Slot TycoonsEver feel swindled at the slot machines? Watching them spin, were you certain
those reels were going to fall in line, but some hidden force made them land less
favorably? Well, do you want to know what that something is?
Also by dragon_cleric
|An Interview with Hannah & GwylI'm here to talk to two of Neopia's well-known
characters – and ask them a few questions o' course. This here is Hannah (the Brave)...|
|Skies Over Meridell: Not About Flying in the AirAn important thing to know about this game is that this is NOT Battledome
In The Air. Your only attack weapons are your cannons and your only defence
is simply "flying out of the way" or "dodging."|
|A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian FemininityBelieve or not, Neopia is overrun
mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly
man pet to survive.|
|There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue!In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one
wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy! |
|Regarding the Exchange of Round, Wet ProjectilesAnything can be thrown in an active snowball fight. I've been known to accidentally
throw my pet's petpet Abominable Snowball at people. In a snowball fight, however,
snowballs are the most preferable type of ammunition.|
|Taking Care of Your Invisible NeopetThe first step is knowing where your beloved neopet is.|
|The Other Side of Neopia FAQWake up surprised to find a whole new Neopia? Your questions are answered here!|
|Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup?Together, the crowd witnessed the rise and fall of a rain of mortogs, annoying
faerie quests, and some really rude mutant Yooyus...|
|NeoSports Broadcast: Altador Cup Round FourToday's match, Darigan against Haunted Woods! It should be quite a match
today, for both teams' offence is great!|
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"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster
"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"
|The Fearsome Twosome|
It was perfect. Its wings were
pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the
pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...
|Some Assembly Required|
I had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly,
but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away"
song at the top of their lungs...
|Pages of a Lost Past: Part Three|
None of them had said a word for several hours.
The only noises came from the paddle slicing through the clear water and the
Island Techo who had been humming since they had left Mystery Island...