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*BAM!* Player One Wins!

Now, you are probably here because you just can't seem to improve your score in Meepit vs. Feepit. I am here to help you achieve your dream.

by detoxxify
The Meerca Brothers: Inside Story

Hi! Matt here, right in Qasalan Royal Treasury with the Meerca Brothers, Heermeedjet and Merouladen!

by bill_belichick
Too Many Rotten Old Shoes?

There is reason to believe there is an entire underground organization or mystical village of retired shoemakers dedicated to recycling the same several million shoes to bring great angst and mystery into our lives or really polluted waters.

by meshikins402
Treasure Hunt Madness

First of all, treasure may be in many different places. It could be buried somewhere, underwater, underwater AND buried, or just in a box in your grandmother's attic.

by krysym
The Many Dialects of the Neopian World

Many times you can use these select dialects and get yourself out of trouble by promoting a well know tribal friendliness.

by lostanddomlover911
Hasee Bounce and Its Surprising Applications to Life

Here are the six life tips that I have learned over the years through playing Hasee Bounce that I think are the most important...

by zanybrainyno1
Flooding the Maraquan Myth

Ever since the glimmering, shimmering world of New Maraqua was introduced, Neopets have shared one common, steadfast, and seemingly logical misconception about the pristine lands...

by ampolin1
Glorious Guilds

There are so many different kinds of guilds, so how do you choose which one to join? Well, you want a guild that will describe you!

by lihiaxox
Something Fishy...

Have you ever seen this strange creature in the sea depths and started running for your life in fear? There is no reason to be afraid since it’s only the Ghoti – a joyful, kind and friendly Petpet...

by aeriel7
The Perfect Petpage Guide in Six Steps

A petpage guide can be very useful and can provide information and tips for other players. Yet, how can you be sure that your guide is truly beneficial?

by tj_wagner
Code of Yooyu Welfare

With the recent Cup, this League has found the need of a new Welfare Code, in order to protect the rights of the yooyus.

by ladyxzeus
The Elusive Flotsam: Searching for a Place in Neopia

I have seen very few famous Flotsam in Neopian history. Because of this, I went to interview three of the most well-known Flotsam here in Neopia.

by flotjet772
Team Haunted Woods: More Than Just an Ugly Face

If the Altador Cup awarded points based on glamour, the Haunted Woods team would place dead last. However...

by moonage_daydream201
Medieval Mayhem: Darigan Citadel vs. Meridell Team

It may come as a small surprise that this year's Yooyuball match-up between the Darigan Citadel and Meridell's team turned out to be an experience of epic proportions!

by hoellenthon
 
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"The Black Hole: Elon's Story" by beastybas
"Elon, pass it to me, I'm open!" Jair Tollet screeched. The Maraquan Eyrie was so close to the goal she could have made a superb shot. But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net. The goalkeeper didn't even have a chance. Yes! Elon thought happily...




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Wish for Authority
RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned. How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that was all he and Zeppy did...

by kindheartedfairy

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Perplexed
Then again, the puzzle was missing the bottom row of pieces...

by dolphinchixs

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The Soul of Maraqua: Part Three
"As soon as possible. In fact, right now. After we get Naracissus, of course, for although she is young, she is representative of the Soul of Maraqua, and only she has the right to open the box..."

by grapesourhorse

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Her Spirit's Eyes: Part Three
Laura turned her head so she could see Dina. She looked into her pretty indigo eyes, they were so amazing... so unusual... so... magical. But why?

by petfriendamy

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A Room With an Aisha: The Altador Cup
Ever notice how the ball never actually affects the player?

by robbydude5

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Expect the Obvious.
Poor Kikos...

by nopp88



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