|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 246 | 30th day of Relaxing, Y8
|*BAM!* Player One Wins!Now, you are probably here because you just can't seem
to improve your score in Meepit vs. Feepit. I am here to help you achieve your dream.|
|The Meerca Brothers: Inside StoryHi! Matt here, right in Qasalan Royal Treasury with the Meerca Brothers, Heermeedjet
and Merouladen! |
|Too Many Rotten Old Shoes?There is reason
to believe there is an entire underground organization or mystical village of
retired shoemakers dedicated to recycling the same several million shoes to
bring great angst and mystery into our lives or really polluted waters.|
|Treasure Hunt MadnessFirst of all, treasure may be in many different places. It could be buried
somewhere, underwater, underwater AND buried, or just in a box in your grandmother's
|The Many Dialects of the Neopian WorldMany times you can use these select dialects and get yourself
out of trouble by promoting a well know tribal friendliness. |
|Hasee Bounce and Its Surprising Applications to LifeHere are the six
life tips that I have learned over the years through playing Hasee Bounce that
I think are the most important...|
|Flooding the Maraquan MythEver since the glimmering, shimmering world of New Maraqua was introduced,
Neopets have shared one common, steadfast, and seemingly logical misconception
about the pristine lands...|
|Glorious GuildsThere are so many different kinds of guilds,
so how do you choose which one to join? Well, you want a guild that will describe
|Something Fishy...Have you ever seen this strange creature in the sea depths and started
running for your life in fear? There is no reason to be afraid since it’s only
the Ghoti – a joyful, kind and friendly Petpet...|
|The Perfect Petpage Guide in Six StepsA petpage guide can be very useful and can
provide information and tips for other players. Yet, how can you be sure that
your guide is truly beneficial? |
|Code of Yooyu WelfareWith the
recent Cup, this League has found the need of a new Welfare Code, in order to
protect the rights of the yooyus.|
|The Elusive Flotsam: Searching for a Place in NeopiaI have seen very few famous Flotsam in Neopian history.
Because of this, I went to interview three of the most well-known Flotsam here
|Team Haunted Woods: More Than Just an Ugly FaceIf the Altador Cup awarded points based on glamour, the Haunted Woods team
would place dead last. However...|
|Medieval Mayhem: Darigan Citadel vs. Meridell TeamIt may come as a small surprise that this year's Yooyuball match-up between
the Darigan Citadel and Meridell's team turned out to be an experience of epic
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"Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice" by danama
The blade did not reflect the light that flashed at it, but seemed to emit a radiance of its own, which pulsed from both of its edges. Neither possessed the honest qualities of steel. Instead, one edge was a fiery blade of flame, the other a glistening edge of ice. The two elements seemed to be fighting each other within the blade...
|Wish for Authority|
RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned.
How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that
was all he and Zeppy did...
|The Soul of Maraqua: Part Three|
"As soon as possible. In fact, right now. After we get Naracissus,
of course, for although she is young, she is representative of the Soul of Maraqua,
and only she has the right to open the box..."
|The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Eight|
side of the battlefield was dotted with dark blue tents as far as the eye could
see. Many different Neopets and Petpets scurried from tent to tent, shouting orders
at their subordinates as they ran...