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*BAM!* Player One Wins!

Now, you are probably here because you just can't seem to improve your score in Meepit vs. Feepit. I am here to help you achieve your dream.

by detoxxify
The Meerca Brothers: Inside Story

Hi! Matt here, right in Qasalan Royal Treasury with the Meerca Brothers, Heermeedjet and Merouladen!

by bill_belichick
Too Many Rotten Old Shoes?

There is reason to believe there is an entire underground organization or mystical village of retired shoemakers dedicated to recycling the same several million shoes to bring great angst and mystery into our lives or really polluted waters.

by meshikins402
Treasure Hunt Madness

First of all, treasure may be in many different places. It could be buried somewhere, underwater, underwater AND buried, or just in a box in your grandmother's attic.

by krysym
The Many Dialects of the Neopian World

Many times you can use these select dialects and get yourself out of trouble by promoting a well know tribal friendliness.

by lostanddomlover911
Hasee Bounce and Its Surprising Applications to Life

Here are the six life tips that I have learned over the years through playing Hasee Bounce that I think are the most important...

by zanybrainyno1
Flooding the Maraquan Myth

Ever since the glimmering, shimmering world of New Maraqua was introduced, Neopets have shared one common, steadfast, and seemingly logical misconception about the pristine lands...

by ampolin1
Glorious Guilds

There are so many different kinds of guilds, so how do you choose which one to join? Well, you want a guild that will describe you!

by lihiaxox
Something Fishy...

Have you ever seen this strange creature in the sea depths and started running for your life in fear? There is no reason to be afraid since it’s only the Ghoti – a joyful, kind and friendly Petpet...

by aeriel7
The Perfect Petpage Guide in Six Steps

A petpage guide can be very useful and can provide information and tips for other players. Yet, how can you be sure that your guide is truly beneficial?

by tj_wagner
Code of Yooyu Welfare

With the recent Cup, this League has found the need of a new Welfare Code, in order to protect the rights of the yooyus.

by ladyxzeus
The Elusive Flotsam: Searching for a Place in Neopia

I have seen very few famous Flotsam in Neopian history. Because of this, I went to interview three of the most well-known Flotsam here in Neopia.

by flotjet772
Team Haunted Woods: More Than Just an Ugly Face

If the Altador Cup awarded points based on glamour, the Haunted Woods team would place dead last. However...

by moonage_daydream201
Medieval Mayhem: Darigan Citadel vs. Meridell Team

It may come as a small surprise that this year's Yooyuball match-up between the Darigan Citadel and Meridell's team turned out to be an experience of epic proportions!

by hoellenthon
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Team Haunted Woods

Their fan base growing with each goal they score, they are enjoying more support this year than they have in the past several tournaments combined. With such an increase in fan following, they have become one of the four hottest teams in the tournament, and I was surprised that I managed to book an interview with the team immediately following their well-earned victory against Brightvale. I found the team in the halls of the Colosseum, cheering excitedly...

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The Revenge of Albert the Kacheek
So you're here expecting some heroic story about how I, Albert the Kacheek, gained my freedom of the Esophagor? Well...

by kacheekdude162


Colors, Colors, Everywhere
For as long as they could remember living with Usa, they had been overshadowed by painted pets everywhere. They had been ridiculed since their first day of Neoschool...

by usadreamr93


The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Eight
Their side of the battlefield was dotted with dark blue tents as far as the eye could see. Many different Neopets and Petpets scurried from tent to tent, shouting orders at their subordinates as they ran...

by violajunky


Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Five
"Now, let's have a brave volunteer." Kiara grinned wickedly as several paws shot into the air. "Who wants to give Frost a good brushing?"

by alkuna_


Altador Cup Discussion
The Happiness Faerie knows that tea cures even Sloth of grumpiness.

by wsprite


The Office Meepits
Because those judges must be at least slightly evil.

by alien_1155

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