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Investing in Your Shop

If you have the time, a few spare neopoints and/or items stored away in your Safety Deposit Box, then why not invest it all in your shop?

by naomis72
Eye to Eye

Eyes are just the most fabulous (I mean second or third to being the most disgusting) type of Neopian food there is.

by x_the_black_dragon_x
Top-Ten Pie Countdown

Everything that you need to know about which pies are cooler than ice or older than dirt.

by weirdo_number_7
Opportunity Gained is Opportunity Lost

Sit down, gather around and let me explain to you a small principle known as opportunity cost.

by raritee
Guide to the Jubble Bubble Trophy

Jubble Bubble is the new craze to hit Maraqua. Whether it's getting a valuable piece of a Maraquan World Challenge map or an adorable trophy with a Maraquan JubJub on it, I hope to help you improve on this fun game.

Also by wamhk

by steward26

Which PetPetPet Are You Most Like?

Have you ever wondered which itchy, scratchy cutie bears the closest likeness to your shining personality? Well, wonder no more...

by makelifesimple
The Vegetation Revolution: Smugglers' Cove

Swords, axes and shields: three obvious weapons of choice for your battling Neopets. However, the Battledome does not always work this way.

by mazoku_kuiin
Visiting Virtupets: Tourist Tips

There are one or two... problems... that we get from having too many tourists snooping around the premises.

by azellica
Trading Post - a Simple Guide

It has been my experience that a good many Neopians tend to overlook the Trading Post as a viable source of good deals, either because they haven't the patience to seek them out or because they are driven away by the chance at making a bad deal. I find it a shame...

by tyleraapje
Having a Bad Hair Day?

Does your pet look well groomed today or are they having yet another bad hair day?

by purplepassiony2k
Cardboard Petpets - an Owner's Manual

Cardboard petpets are low maintenance, adorable pals that you can completely trust with any of your so-called secrets. If you are low on neopoints, you can even make one yourself!

by hugthepinapple
Conquering Your Fears of Carnival of Terror

This guide aims to help conquer your fears of mindless, Sloth-controlled robot Chia clowns, AND make major improvements in your high score.

by kamykins
The Neopian's Guide to Gardening

What do flowers cost these days? What are they REALLY like? Find out here!

by ringsinger9795
 
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"Isabella's Best Friend" by beau_lis
Among these lucky diners sat Isabella, a Tyrannian Elephante. She was a bit shy about her large size and furry coat. Even so, she was well liked by others at the pound. She looked at the goodies, wondering if she wanted ham or chicken. It was a very hard choice...




Other Stories


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The Would-Be Detective: Where is Dr. Sloth?
"Has anyone seen Dr. Sloth?"

by silentbutterfly

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A New Friendship
"I don't want you getting squashed," Cleyluna muttered at the wide-eyed Mazzew. "You're the only one here to keep me company."

by brenicaevf333

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Two
Mareian had always suggested that a good bonfire would fix his perpetual paperwork problem; right now he was seriously considering the idea...

by nimras23

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A Weak Heart: Part One
His bed was unmade, unusual for him. But he often disappeared for a midnight fly around the village...

by literalluau

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UnNormal
There's such a thing as too much fun.

by cozygen

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The Adventures of Help
Says who?!

by raptor291



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