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Twenty Terrifying Items of which to Beware

Do you and your pets enjoy taking frightening voyages into the Haunted Woods? Are you fascinated by terrifying items? Do you want to explode every time you come across a cute, cuddly Snowbunny? If so, then you have come to the right article...

by lassie_nikki
16 Summer Treats

These beautiful blissful days are very near to us, so how about we plan for the future? Well it is the Month of Eating, so how about we get this picnic planned...

by lady_wart
Now, How About Recycling That Tin Can?

What do we do with all of the worthless things we win and find?

by dragon_challenger
Neogardens for Those with a Sinister Side and Site

Even in the Lost Desert, with proper irrigation, can fine foliage be coaxed out into something to be proud of. But what of those who live in the Haunted Woods, or upon the Darigan Citadel?

by jaezunapthenoz
Advanced Hubrid's Hero Heist

Do you play Hubrid's Hero Heist over and over and wonder how people end up with ridiculously high scores?

by mcdrexel
The Neopian Review: A Guide to Fine Dining

Is Kelp worth the trouble? How is Kelp different from the Golden Dubloon? What is the best way to get an evening of fine dining without completely draining your bank account?

by phsycoticdancer
The Forgotten Collectable: Neodeck Cards

In my over five year faithful tenure on Neopets, I have only met a handful of Neodeck collectors, but I cannot fathom why more Neopians don’t collect them...

by whydidukilltwinkle
The Vegetation Revolution: Hidden Tower

May you like it or not, vegetables are in the Battledome now, and they’re out to do some massive damage. No one should underestimate the power of health food...

by mazoku_kuiin
Shopkeeping 101

Unfortunately, running a shop is not easy. It takes some time to get things running properly, and it takes even more time to find your shop specialty. So, along with patience, here are a few guidelines to help your shop not only make you money, but to also keep your customers happy...

by streamergurl
Jobs You Should Never Do

Trying to look at the classifieds of the Neopian Times trying to find a suitable job to support your Neopets with no luck? Well, here are some jobs you should NOT try to find simply because it will be pointless in the end...

by pikachu_tamer
Our Friend the Neopoint

Once people understand how the economy works they make more money, make it faster, and most importantly don’t fall for pranks based on economics. Do you want to be one of educated Neopians? Then read on...

by parmadur
A Whackable Guide to Splat-a-Sloth

But the true Splat-A-Sloth master knows that there is more to the game than just those simple things. And, in this article, you shall finally learn this secret knowledge...

by silent_snow
 
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Delicious Dining



Amidst the reconstruction of Maraqua, a new restaurant set up shop and is now vying for the attention, and neopoints, of Neopians everywhere. Kelp, located at the heart of the new Maraqua, has had waiting lists hundreds of names long every night since its opening and anyone with a desire to taste Maraqua’s finest cuisine must make a reservation months in advance...



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Losing Your Keys
The Gelert padded through, followed by Yantarni, who stared around with huge, scared eyes. The Game Graveyard was full of fluttering shadows...

by sulphurheadmatches

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What You Own
I could hear every word, however, and frowned slightly. That was when Mimi made her first mistake...

by peterpuffin1

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Unquenchable: Part Two
The first Draik glared at Ryddle. "Looks like Kass," he muttered. "Mark my words, he'll go the same way."

by haannsolo

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Return of the Double Agent: Part Four
Following proper work ethics, Cylene wrote it all down, shaking with suppressed mirth...

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by precious_katuch14


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Star Gazing
Congratulations! You have identified a new constellation!

by pocky_of_doom

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WARNING: Paint Does Not Wash Off
Paint will not wash off of your pet, so choose wisely...

by hypergirl3030



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