|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 236 | 21st day of Eating, Y8
|Twenty Terrifying Items of which to BewareDo you and your pets enjoy taking frightening voyages into the Haunted Woods?
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come across a cute, cuddly Snowbunny? If so, then you have come to the right article...|
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can fine foliage be coaxed out into something to be proud of. But what of those
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true Splat-A-Sloth master knows that there is more to the game than just those
simple things. And, in this article, you shall finally learn this secret knowledge... |
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"Chomper's Journal" by duster119
I really, really hate this dumb place. Everyone's afraid of me! I only bite and snarl when I want to play with everyone, for Kelpbeard's sake! But they just scream and hide in a window corner. They must think I want to eat them or something crazy like that...
As he waited for the right moment, he scratched
his back uncomfortably. The costume was making him itch - he better hurry up
so he could get it off ASAP...