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What Sort of Avatar Collector Are You?

Avatars. 50 x 50 pixel bundles of joy. These microsized forms of self-expression are the stars of countless fan sites, featured on hundreds upon hundreds of pet pages, and are on the forefront of the thoughts of many Neopians.

by yellowbanana5490
Sneaking Your Way to the Great Qasalan Caper

You must be thinking, "How can I possibly get away with stealing? That's just wrong!" Yes, it is, but not with this game. The Great Qasalan Caper encourages you to help the Meercas reach their goal.

by pantsux
How to: Earn 1000 NP for Every Game of Snow Wars II

This is a timed game with the objective of protecting 5 snowmen from Snow Beasts and Lupes. To protect these snowmen you need to build a snow fortress around them.

by x_ryot_grrrl_x
Mynci Beach Volleyball: the Way to WIN!

I have devised a list of easy to follow tips that are designed with YOU, yes you, in mind. Follow these hints, practice your little heart out and with a little luck the avatar and maybe even a shiny trophy might soon be yours.

by alyndasgallery
Faerieland: a Disaster Waiting to Happen

But what if some villain found his or her way into the castle, somehow managed to undo the spell, and sent Faerieland falling to its doom in the sea, a thousand feet below?!

by upcat13
Far Out Gross Out

Gross Foods can be categorized in two ways, by origin and by detestability. There are several origins of gross foods...

by blackcairn
Web of Vernax - a Guide to Spinning

In this game you are a Spyder, and a very handsome one, I might add. Your aim is to survive! To do this you must catch the bugs (Vernax) that scurry around so that you may feast on them later.

by miseryguts5720
Are You Tired of Having a Shop That's ALWAYS Full?

If you follow my instructions, not only will you sell an item or 2, you will probably sell out COMPLETELY! No longer will your shop go MONTHS without selling a thing!

by kt2kool109
A Mutant Chia's Uber-Spiffy Guide to Pillow Fighting

You turn your back for 2 seconds to shut the door, turn the lights on and start discoing with your Gruslen. But all of a sudden…..WHAP! You've been hit in the back of the head with a pillow by one of your younger siblings!

by nintendude12345
10 Key Items for an April Fool's Trickster

Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking? I think not.

by lassie_nikki
Neopian Conspiracy

We've all heard the rumor about that certain character who will remain nameless *cough* the Petpet Shopkeeper - trying to take over Neopia behind the scenes (and if you haven't heard about it, now you have).

by aqua_symph
How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot!

At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone to win this jackpot?

by grjocu777
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Your Bag of Tricks

Ah, April Fool’s Day. One of the best holidays by far. This day is a day cherished by mischievous Neopets all over Neopia. It gives pets who usually behave by the rules a day to let loose, pull pranks and laugh at the expense of others' dignity! How fun, right? Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking?

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She is my sister, an Aisha with the fire dancing in her heart. And dance she did. She loved the chime of her tambourine...

by alifa_earth


Memories of Theme Parks
In the old, forgotten shadows behind the Haunted Woods lies a land that once held laughter and the heavy, syrupy scent of sugar-powdered fried dough...

by feerique_chanson


The Secret Princess: Part Two
Rin rode on Sama's back trying to keep warm as they flew up Terror Mountain. It was so cold that Rin thought that she, herself, was frozen solid at one point of their travels...

by knuckles_1_fan


Graduation for Seamstress Cybunny: Part Two
"Good morning, Miss Kougra!" I exclaimed, smiling. Miss Kougra turned and looked at me...

by anime_cybunny


Rico and Rolo Strike Again!
But the recipe said...

by k_aren_z


Lord of the Sludge

by azellica

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