|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 233 | 31st day of Running, Y8
|What Sort of Avatar Collector Are You?Avatars. 50 x 50 pixel bundles of joy. These microsized forms of self-expression
are the stars of countless fan sites, featured on hundreds upon hundreds of pet
pages, and are on the forefront of the thoughts of many Neopians.|
|Sneaking Your Way to the Great Qasalan CaperYou must be thinking, "How can I possibly get away with stealing? That's just
wrong!" Yes, it is, but not with this game. The Great Qasalan Caper encourages
you to help the Meercas reach their goal.|
|How to: Earn 1000 NP for Every Game of Snow Wars IIThis is a timed game with the objective
of protecting 5 snowmen from Snow Beasts and Lupes. To protect these snowmen you
need to build a snow fortress around them. |
|Mynci Beach Volleyball: the Way to WIN!I have devised a list of easy to follow tips that are designed with
YOU, yes you, in mind. Follow these hints, practice your little heart out and
with a little luck the avatar and maybe even a shiny trophy might soon be yours. |
|Faerieland: a Disaster Waiting to HappenBut
what if some villain found his or her way into the castle, somehow managed to
undo the spell, and sent Faerieland falling to its doom in the sea, a thousand
|Far Out Gross OutGross Foods can be categorized in two ways, by origin and by detestability.
There are several origins of gross foods...|
|Web of Vernax - a Guide to SpinningIn this game you are a Spyder, and a very handsome one, I might add. Your aim
is to survive! To do this you must catch the bugs (Vernax) that scurry around
so that you may feast on them later. |
|Are You Tired of Having a Shop That's ALWAYS Full?If you follow my instructions,
not only will you sell an item or 2, you will probably sell out COMPLETELY! No
longer will your shop go MONTHS without selling a thing! |
|A Mutant Chia's Uber-Spiffy Guide to Pillow FightingYou turn your back for 2
seconds to shut the door, turn the lights on and start discoing with your Gruslen.
But all of a sudden…..WHAP! You've been hit in the back of the head with
a pillow by one of your younger siblings!|
|10 Key Items for an April Fool's TricksterWell, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the
proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking? I think not.
|Neopian ConspiracyWe've all heard the rumor about that certain character who will
remain nameless *cough* the Petpet Shopkeeper - trying to take over Neopia behind
the scenes (and if you haven't heard about it, now you have).|
|How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot!At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was
hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone
to win this jackpot? |
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"Memories of Theme Parks" by feerique_chanson
In the old, forgotten shadows behind the Haunted Woods lies a land that once held laughter and the heavy, syrupy scent of sugar-powdered fried dough. Neopets, young and old, darted between stalls and large, clanking contraptions, chasing after friends and looking for the next thrill to experience. Tinny xylophone music projected...
She is my sister, an Aisha with the fire dancing
in her heart. And dance she did. She loved the chime of her tambourine...
|Walk the Plank: Part Four|
"Wow, you must have been out in this desert for days! The heat here is enough
to make any pet lose their mind! Come, my house isn't far from here, and there's
a lake a bit beyond that."