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||Issue: 233 | 31st day of Running, Y8
|What Sort of Avatar Collector Are You?Avatars. 50 x 50 pixel bundles of joy. These microsized forms of self-expression
are the stars of countless fan sites, featured on hundreds upon hundreds of pet
pages, and are on the forefront of the thoughts of many Neopians.|
|Sneaking Your Way to the Great Qasalan CaperYou must be thinking, "How can I possibly get away with stealing? That's just
wrong!" Yes, it is, but not with this game. The Great Qasalan Caper encourages
you to help the Meercas reach their goal.|
|How to: Earn 1000 NP for Every Game of Snow Wars IIThis is a timed game with the objective
of protecting 5 snowmen from Snow Beasts and Lupes. To protect these snowmen you
need to build a snow fortress around them. |
|Mynci Beach Volleyball: the Way to WIN!I have devised a list of easy to follow tips that are designed with
YOU, yes you, in mind. Follow these hints, practice your little heart out and
with a little luck the avatar and maybe even a shiny trophy might soon be yours. |
|Faerieland: a Disaster Waiting to HappenBut
what if some villain found his or her way into the castle, somehow managed to
undo the spell, and sent Faerieland falling to its doom in the sea, a thousand
|Far Out Gross OutGross Foods can be categorized in two ways, by origin and by detestability.
There are several origins of gross foods...|
|Web of Vernax - a Guide to SpinningIn this game you are a Spyder, and a very handsome one, I might add. Your aim
is to survive! To do this you must catch the bugs (Vernax) that scurry around
so that you may feast on them later. |
|Are You Tired of Having a Shop That's ALWAYS Full?If you follow my instructions,
not only will you sell an item or 2, you will probably sell out COMPLETELY! No
longer will your shop go MONTHS without selling a thing! |
|A Mutant Chia's Uber-Spiffy Guide to Pillow FightingYou turn your back for 2
seconds to shut the door, turn the lights on and start discoing with your Gruslen.
But all of a sudden…..WHAP! You've been hit in the back of the head with
a pillow by one of your younger siblings!|
|10 Key Items for an April Fool's TricksterWell, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the
proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking? I think not.
|Neopian ConspiracyWe've all heard the rumor about that certain character who will
remain nameless *cough* the Petpet Shopkeeper - trying to take over Neopia behind
the scenes (and if you haven't heard about it, now you have).|
|How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot!At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was
hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone
to win this jackpot? |
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Ah, April Fool’s Day. One of the best holidays by far. This day is a day cherished by mischievous Neopets all over Neopia. It gives pets who usually behave by the rules a day to let loose, pull pranks and laugh at the expense of others' dignity! How fun, right? Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking?
|Just a Bowl|
"I'm sick of these stupid lessons," Aleia grumbled.
"So I'll go somewhere where I don't have to learn them. Somewhere where nobody
can ever find me."
|Return of the Double Agent: Part One|
The shady blue Zafara walked through the corridors of
Meridell Castle, drawing her hood over her eyes. Every time a guard would stop
her and ask what she was doing there, she would produce a written letter with
the seal of King Skarl on it...
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