|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 229 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y8
|Trophy Extravaganza!If you’re like most Neopians, you’ll find that your trophy
cabinet is collecting dust. And you probably think obtaining these trophies is
HARD WORK! Well, if you’re anything like me, you'll want to get trophies in the
quickest, easiest and cheapest way possible. |
|Math In NeopiaPlaying a game? Trying to earn some neopoints? Well, we’ve all been
there. But have you ever wondered just how long you need to play? Well now,
with your best friend math, you won’t have to play any longer than you need
|The Joys of Not PaintingWhy would anyone want to leave their pet unpainted
if they could afford to make them look ‘prettier’ or ‘cooler’? Well, the unpainted
pet is the unsung hero of Neopia. The pet who chooses to remain unpainted in
the face of enormous pressure is truly disciplined.|
|A Day Locked In Eliv Thade's BasementWell, I decided I wanted to see if Eliv Thade
would be in a nice mood – which he wasn’t – and let me win his little riddle game.
Instead of winning a nice sum of neopoints, I found myself and my Gelert locked
in his basement...|
|Fabulous Tubular Kiko Racing!!Keen on mastering the game? This comprehensive guide provides you with both
the basics as well as the expert tips and secrets that will help you beat the
game, earn your 3,000 Neopoints from it each day (with ease), and quite possibly
even win a coveted trophy! |
|Help Save Jolly Jugglers’ SisterWelcome to the J.J.H.L (Jolly Jugglers’ Help Line). This is aznchboi627 speaking
and I will be your guide for today. I am here to help you defeat the mutant
Chia and save the Jolly Jugglers’ sister. |
|Which Came First: the Pteri or the Egg?Ah, the universal question that all Neopians in their lives must at one time ask
themselves; the question that has never been answered ever since the creation
of Neopets: Which came first? |
|16 Good Things About Having A Ghost PetIs it worth it to spend 400k - 600k on a paint brush that makes my pet eerie? I can tell you that it's all worth it.
|How to Win a Neopets Beauty ContestIf you're not "the best" artist, just keep trying! Experiment with different
media, such as colored pencils, computer programs and the like. One (or more)
of these is sure to be "better suited" for you than others...|
|Where Has Sloth Gone?Sloth himself has not shown his slimy face in Neopia
for over 5 YEARS! Which makes me wonder, “What is he doing?” |
|The Ins and Outs of Gallery MakingBefore you run off to spend your entire bank’s worth of Neopoints on random
items, stop and think a moment. Why do you want a gallery? Are you trying to
express a favorite theme? Show off some rare items you recently received? You
read some article and they told you to?|
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"Finding the Way" by jade_steel
"So where are we going now? Will we see the Haunted Woods? Are we going to steal something? How about the Ice Caves? We could steal something from the Snowager. And why do you-" A striped paw clamped across the young Acara's mouth, but she didn't stop talking. "Mmf gnrrfl mrnnf mnm!!" The one who had partially stopped the chatter...
Above the water I sat on a rock partly out to
sea. The melody arising from the waters was not as clear as it was under the
water, yet I listened, straining my ears to catch every note...
|The Beauty Within: Part Two|
He had barely gotten any rest that night, for he was still haunted
by nightmares of that horrible place known as the Darigan Citadel. The monsters
he had seen there...
|Neglect's Revenge: Part One|
His owner spotted the dismay in his eyes and
said, "Cheer up, Vendette, we're only another one hundred thousand neopoints
away from your Darigan paint brush..."