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Trophy Extravaganza!

If you’re like most Neopians, you’ll find that your trophy cabinet is collecting dust. And you probably think obtaining these trophies is HARD WORK! Well, if you’re anything like me, you'll want to get trophies in the quickest, easiest and cheapest way possible.

by devil1699
Math In Neopia

Playing a game? Trying to earn some neopoints? Well, we’ve all been there. But have you ever wondered just how long you need to play? Well now, with your best friend math, you won’t have to play any longer than you need to.

by firefeather
The Joys of Not Painting

Why would anyone want to leave their pet unpainted if they could afford to make them look ‘prettier’ or ‘cooler’? Well, the unpainted pet is the unsung hero of Neopia. The pet who chooses to remain unpainted in the face of enormous pressure is truly disciplined.

by drablyar
A Day Locked In Eliv Thade's Basement

Well, I decided I wanted to see if Eliv Thade would be in a nice mood – which he wasn’t – and let me win his little riddle game. Instead of winning a nice sum of neopoints, I found myself and my Gelert locked in his basement...

by lady_warriors
Fabulous Tubular Kiko Racing!!

Keen on mastering the game? This comprehensive guide provides you with both the basics as well as the expert tips and secrets that will help you beat the game, earn your 3,000 Neopoints from it each day (with ease), and quite possibly even win a coveted trophy!

by ahchickenrice
Help Save Jolly Jugglers’ Sister

Welcome to the J.J.H.L (Jolly Jugglers’ Help Line). This is aznchboi627 speaking and I will be your guide for today. I am here to help you defeat the mutant Chia and save the Jolly Jugglers’ sister.

by aznchboi627
Which Came First: the Pteri or the Egg?

Ah, the universal question that all Neopians in their lives must at one time ask themselves; the question that has never been answered ever since the creation of Neopets: Which came first?

by o0minimushroom0o
16 Good Things About Having A Ghost Pet

Is it worth it to spend 400k - 600k on a paint brush that makes my pet eerie? I can tell you that it's all worth it.

by jonathan_wong_0_0
How to Win a Neopets Beauty Contest

If you're not "the best" artist, just keep trying! Experiment with different media, such as colored pencils, computer programs and the like. One (or more) of these is sure to be "better suited" for you than others...

by sanjisangel
Where Has Sloth Gone?

Sloth himself has not shown his slimy face in Neopia for over 5 YEARS! Which makes me wonder, “What is he doing?”

by azureel
The Ins and Outs of Gallery Making

Before you run off to spend your entire bank’s worth of Neopoints on random items, stop and think a moment. Why do you want a gallery? Are you trying to express a favorite theme? Show off some rare items you recently received? You read some article and they told you to?

by minaru
 
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Keen on mastering the game? This comprehensive guide provides you with both the basics as well as the expert tips and secrets that will help you beat the game, earn your 3,000 Neopoints from it each day (with ease), and quite possibly even win a coveted trophy! Before we get to some of those winning secrets, let’s go through the important basics...



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Finding the Way
Cat peeked out from under her headdress, where she had taken refuge. "Did she actually stop talking?" she asked, amazed. "My ears are still ringing, I can't tell."

by jade_steel

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Rule Number One on Terror Mountain
I may not be the smartest Lupe in Neopia, but usually I'm smart enough to not do anything TOO stupid... up until about two weeks ago. I was on an errand to Terror Mountain with my sister...

by shadow_zapdos

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The Tale of a Petty Thief: Part One
What I ask for is for you to listen to the tale of a petty little blue Kougra thief, of the people who make up the most of the guild, of our dreams, hopes and goals. This is my tale...

by shadowcristal

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Trouble: If You Don't Find It, It'll Soon Find You - Part Two
"A Chomby!" exclaimed Orange. "What's a Chomby doing under Terror Mountain?"

by toffee_choc

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Evil Feepit
Please, anything but him!!

by fmoura_98

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ScreenCAPS
Sometimes a trip to the Rainbow Pool is NOT a good thing.

by anikajinn



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