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Trophy Extravaganza!

If you’re like most Neopians, you’ll find that your trophy cabinet is collecting dust. And you probably think obtaining these trophies is HARD WORK! Well, if you’re anything like me, you'll want to get trophies in the quickest, easiest and cheapest way possible.

by devil1699
Math In Neopia

Playing a game? Trying to earn some neopoints? Well, we’ve all been there. But have you ever wondered just how long you need to play? Well now, with your best friend math, you won’t have to play any longer than you need to.

by firefeather
The Joys of Not Painting

Why would anyone want to leave their pet unpainted if they could afford to make them look ‘prettier’ or ‘cooler’? Well, the unpainted pet is the unsung hero of Neopia. The pet who chooses to remain unpainted in the face of enormous pressure is truly disciplined.

by drablyar
A Day Locked In Eliv Thade's Basement

Well, I decided I wanted to see if Eliv Thade would be in a nice mood – which he wasn’t – and let me win his little riddle game. Instead of winning a nice sum of neopoints, I found myself and my Gelert locked in his basement...

by lady_warriors
Fabulous Tubular Kiko Racing!!

Keen on mastering the game? This comprehensive guide provides you with both the basics as well as the expert tips and secrets that will help you beat the game, earn your 3,000 Neopoints from it each day (with ease), and quite possibly even win a coveted trophy!

by ahchickenrice
Help Save Jolly Jugglers’ Sister

Welcome to the J.J.H.L (Jolly Jugglers’ Help Line). This is aznchboi627 speaking and I will be your guide for today. I am here to help you defeat the mutant Chia and save the Jolly Jugglers’ sister.

by aznchboi627
Which Came First: the Pteri or the Egg?

Ah, the universal question that all Neopians in their lives must at one time ask themselves; the question that has never been answered ever since the creation of Neopets: Which came first?

by o0minimushroom0o
16 Good Things About Having A Ghost Pet

Is it worth it to spend 400k - 600k on a paint brush that makes my pet eerie? I can tell you that it's all worth it.

by jonathan_wong_0_0
How to Win a Neopets Beauty Contest

If you're not "the best" artist, just keep trying! Experiment with different media, such as colored pencils, computer programs and the like. One (or more) of these is sure to be "better suited" for you than others...

by sanjisangel
Where Has Sloth Gone?

Sloth himself has not shown his slimy face in Neopia for over 5 YEARS! Which makes me wonder, “What is he doing?”

by azureel
The Ins and Outs of Gallery Making

Before you run off to spend your entire bank’s worth of Neopoints on random items, stop and think a moment. Why do you want a gallery? Are you trying to express a favorite theme? Show off some rare items you recently received? You read some article and they told you to?

by minaru
 
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"Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'" by liquiddragonn
Being the clever Skeith I was, I always slept near a water source for drinking, bathing, and as a place to toss annoying petpets into. As I leaned over to catch a glimpse of my handsome mug, time suddenly seemed to freeze. I could feel the hairs along my chin and back stand on end. Through my bleary eyes...




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Pango Pango's Soup
The little Island Xweetok fell backwards, stunned. She looked up at the immense green pot looming over her. It took Jill a few seconds to realize where she was. It was THE COOKING POT.

by mygoodguild

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Adventure in Korbat Cave
"Welcome to Korbat Cave!" The glowing Korbat tour guide gestured dramatically towards the entrance to the cave...

by zafara_shlove

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The Jackals of Sakhmet II- Finding Lee: Part Three
It had happened all too quickly. The last thing Lee remembered before she was so rudely shoved to the side was a large bell with a Cybunny engraved in it ringing loudly on the decks. Lee came to notice that everyone on the ship, except for her, was a Cybunny...

by arrielle5

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Amethyst Kadoatie: Part One
I sat up in the long, tall grass; my dream interrupted by a faint cry. Looking around, I wondered what that noise was...

by candykitty

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Plurr
Plurr starts to bury itself into what it thinks is a pile of snow.

by a_random_user

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Neopian Insanity
Fiddlesticks!

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by cosmicfire918




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