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||Issue: 228 | 17th day of Awakening, Y8
|Misunderstood Monster: an Interview with SpectreWe’ve all heard of Spectre, curse of Cheat and terror of the games room. I’m sure
he’s even been featured in many a cautionary tale told to young Neopets about
the dangers of greed...|
|How to Hydrate a MeepitThese meepits were evil. They
were dangerous. More importantly, they were THIRSTY...|
|The Top Nine Easiest Trophies to GetNot even the most successful Neopian would be complete without these!
|Is There Really Only One Moon In Neopia?If you will notice on
the world map you can see the moon Kreludor, which is supposedly the only moon
here, but if you go to Meridell and go to Darigan's floating city, you see a second
moon floating in the distance. |
|Guide to Winning a SpotlightSo you want to win a Spotlight, huh? Well, I don't blame you! In our opinion,
it's the best kind of trophy you can win on the site.|
|PPL ProblemsOf course, the infernal PPL has to put their foot in it. For whatever
reason (plot? Must check that out), they refuse to allow you to sell labbed
petpets. Oh, and they claim to be worried about the poor little critters.
|Helpful Hints and Handy Tips: the Auction House"The auction
is closed!" you scream, after saying some choice words. After all of that work, you didn’t get the paint brush. Sound familiar?|
|A Smart Career Choice: Petpet CannonballNow, an excellent way to bring home the bacon is to get a job. And an even
better way to make some extra neopoints is to make that petpet
of yours get a job. |
|Asparagus: Rotten to the CoreA terrible plot has been brewing, citizens of Neopia, in the minds of such 'harmless' vegetables...|
|Jolly Jugglers - Juggling Your Way to a Jolly TrophyBelieve it or not, Jolly Jugglers requires very little skill of
any sort. Huzzah for easy trophies!
Also by lunatic_kiss
|How to Prepare For, Survive, and Cope with a MeepitMy second tip
is keep lots of cheese; it discourages Meepits, for it is their enemy.|
|Werelupes: What's Really Going OnI've read a lot about werelupes, too many articles, stories, and propaganda shooting them down...|
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So you want to win a Spotlight, huh? Well, I don't blame you! In our opinion, it's the best kind of trophy you can win on the site. Why? Because it takes talent, determination, maybe a little luck, but a lot of creativity! Ever since Rose's first Spotlight win, she's been entering as often as she can because she loves to see her pets win...
I forced back my tears, and stared back into
the fire. Maureen was my sister, but I had never seen her. Never. Once. All
I had heard were stories.